A lot to swallow
These days, it seems everyone is trying to cash in on The Secret and the Law Of Attraction. In a wonderful tribute to Rhonda Byrne's vision, people all over the Internet are getting, and spreading, the message of unlimited wealth and happiness, most of which can apparently be gotten while sitting on one's behind. Alas, some of these wealth-building plans are a bit beyond the budget of some folks whose visions are obviously as limited as their pocketbooks. Not to worry; there are plenty of smaller fish in the Ocean of Opulence!
I've blogged about The Spirit of Water folks before, in October and November of last year, but apparently I am still attracting important messages from them. And I just got this notice about The Spirit of Water Wealth Builder Gift Set, so I thought I would pass it on to you.
Water in Action equals the Law of Attraction. The "Secret" recommends using several positive practices to keep your desires in the forefront of your intentions. Water Blessing Labels are a silent reminder of what you want to manifest or change AND they re-structure your water's memory. You benefit both ways! See our website for this month's special gift set: The Wealth Builder Gift Set http://www.thespiritofwater.comYou obviously attracted this too. And you and I have been attracting some other neat stuff as well. For example, there's a guy named Alan Tutt who wrote a book. At least I think it is a book. The email I received not only didn't refer to Alan by name, but it didn't really say exactly what it was he was selling. For that, I had to do a bit of Googling. But the promises he sent me in that initial email, which had the subject line, "The Keys To The Secret," were so intriguing.
The body of the message bore the bold tag lines:
That Wealthy People Have Refused
To Reveal To Anyone!
I can’t help but quibble a bit on that one. Wealthy people seem to be crawling out of the woodwork now to "reveal" those Secrets... for a price, of course. But I can’t argue with Tutt’s promise that today could be my lucky day if I buy his product:
- You too can have a never-ending flow of money.
- Learn the easy way to attract prosperity into your life.
- Being prosperous does not require hard work.
- Bring money, love, health, & success into your life.
- Learn key secrets to attracting unlimited prosperity forever.
- Have anything you want easily!
- Automatically attract prosperity to you.
- A million ways to make a million dollars.
- Simple ways to attract wealth.
- Overcome barriers and obstacles to prosperity
- Prosperity Mind! How to Harness the Power of Thought
- Change your own magnetic properties and start attracting only those things you want into your life!
- How to take advantage of the most powerful tool available for achieving anything you want!
- Manifest money, success, happiness, positive relationships, or anything else you want into your life!
- and MUCH, MUCH MORE!!!
For you prissy idealists who find all of this focus on material wealth a little distasteful (and really, I think y'all just need to get with the program), I want to reassure you that it’s not all about money. There truly are some lovely, idealistic people in the LOA crowd. For example, there is Aiden, Child of Light, a member of Marcy From Maui’s Powerful Intentions Forum. Aiden’s Current Powerful Intentions are:
- To live a perfectly healthy life free of diseases, discomforts, and abnormalities.
- To create loving, peaceful, and harmonious relationships with my loved ones and others around me.
- To create financial freedom and abundance.
- To enjoy life to the fullest.
But it is Aiden’s Vision that truly got me choked up:
- To have a successful internet business that creates value for others and in turn provides abundance and wealth in my life.
- To live in a waterfront mansion surrounded by nature in a tropical paradise.
Okay, I know you're really excited by now. But calm down, go pour yourself a tall drink of water (hopefully, water that's been properly blessed)... and then send me some money – as always, the more, the better – so I can share with you the real secrets of unlimited wealth and happiness.*
* Not really. I just have some debts I'd like to pay off before the world ends in 2012.