Thursday, August 20, 2020

We Bilk Them All: Steve Bannon, Brian Kolfage & 2 others indicted for We Build The Wall fraud


Americans have always been famous for their can-do attitude, and for their willingness to take matters into their own hands when the Powers That Be are moving too slowly for them. Maybe that's why so many people bought into a crowdfunding project to privately build the border wall that #NotMyPresident Donald J. Trump has been promising to his xenophobic base for years. But now the leaders of that project, most recently known as We Build The Wall, are under federal indictment for defrauding hundreds of thousands of donors. The United States Attorney for the Southern District of New York has unsealed the indictments, as reported on the Department of Justice web site on August 20, 2020.

Brian Kolfage, Stephen Bannon, and Two Others Alleged to Have Funneled Hundreds of Thousands of Dollars From the Organization to Kolfage; All Four Defendants Allegedly Profited From Their Roles in the Scheme


Audrey Strauss, the Acting United States Attorney for the Southern District of New York, and Philip R. Bartlett, Inspector-in-Charge of the New York Field Office of the United States Postal Inspection Service (“USPIS”), announced the unsealing of an indictment charging BRIAN KOLFAGE, STEPHEN BANNON, ANDREW BADOLATO, and TIMOTHY SHEA for their roles in defrauding hundreds of thousands of donors in connection with an online crowdfunding campaign known as $25 million.  The defendants were arrested this morning.  “We Build the Wall” that raised more than KOLFAGE will be presented today before U.S. Magistrate Judge Hope T. Cannon in the Northern District of Florida.  BANNON will be presented today in the Southern District of New York.  BADOLATO will be presented today before U.S. Magistrate Judge Thomas Wilson in the Middle District of Florida.  SHEA will be presented today before U.S. Magistrate Judge Kristen L. Mix in the District of Colorado.  The case is assigned to U.S. District Judge Analisa Torres in the Southern District of New York.
I first saw this matter reported on Axios, but it's all over the news media now.

Here is
a link to the 24-page indictment.
A portion of page 2 of the Kolfage, Bannon et al. indictment

If you're like me, you may be tempted to declare that the folks who poured their money into this scam in good faith completely deserved to be bilked, since they were consciously donating to a cause rooted in the hateful xenophobia and bigotry that form the very foundation of toxic Trumpism. As you'll see below, that's precisely the view I had when I first heard of this scheme, but in my more charitable moments I have made a (mostly futile) effort to view at least some of these donors as merely misguided and fearful rather than hateful. In any case, from a legal as well as arguably a moral standpoint, fraud is fraud, and people who commit fraud should be held accountable. And so far, it looks like there's at least an effort in that direction.

I am as (un)shocked as you probably are that malignant nihilist Steve Bannon, who infested the White House for a while early in the Trump "administration," is among those indicted. Bannon, who was arrested by US Postal Inspection agents while lounging off the the coast of Connecticut on a $28 million yacht owned by a Chinese businessman, has pleaded not guilty. (He called his arrest "a political hit job" -- an effort to stoke fear in people who support Trump's wall -- and he says he isn't going to back down.) Bannon was released on a $5 million bond and ordered not to travel abroad, or to haul his spotty, bloated carcass aboard a private plane or a yacht (such as the one he was arrested on), sans court approval.

Given Bannon's extraordinary arrogance, his massive upopularity, and his general repulsiveness, not to mention his ongoing threat to American democracy, it's not surprising that he has been the main focus of most of the reporting and unabashed schadenfreude. I totally get that. But I was particularly interested in this story not only because I think Bannon is a loathsome toad (absolutely no offense intended to toads), but also because as it happens, the man who actually started We Build The Wall, Brian Kolfage, was the subject of a blog post that I wrote and published back on January 12, 2019 about this project and its many red flags.

Don't go looking for it in the 2019 Whirled archives, though. Out of an (over)abundance of caution I took the post down a few hours after I had published it -- something I very rarely do. I put it back in my drafts folder, even though I continued to update it even after it had been removed from public view.

Why did I remove it? Simply because of Kolfage's fiercely litigious history and the fact that he had so many well-funded backers. Not that anybody reads this blog, but again... abundance of caution.
Here's my post about that deleted post.

But in light of the current development, I feel moved to reinstate the original post here and now. You'll see a lot more about Kolfage's volatility and litigiousness in that post, as well as info about the history of his boondoggle, which began life as a GoFundMe called We The People Will Build The Wall, with a goal to raise a billion dollars, which would then be handed over to the government to help fund Trump's dream project. When that effort ran into glitches and logistical problems -- not to mention complaints -- Kolfage moved to Plan B, and the project was re-branded as We Build The Wall.

Back from the drafts folder: the original Whirled post


Although much has happened since January 2019 (boy, is that an understatement), I felt that this post nevertheless provides some pertinent background. Since the stories about his questionable fundraising first broke, Kolfage has repeatedly denied any wrongdoing and has offered details that he says counter some of the most damning reports. And I can't vouch for the functionality of all of the links in this post -- they were valid at the time I first published it -- but I'm keeping them intact anyway. With those disclaimers in mind, here is the original post in its entirety:

Big sale at Wall-mart: right-wing grifter gives donors another chance to squander their money

It really pains me to rag about a military veteran, particularly one who has been grievously wounded. In general I go out of my way to express compassion and support for the (mostly young) men and women who risk and all too often lose their lives in service to their country, though I have zero sympathy or empathy for the
war profiteers and politicians who continually put these young people in harm's way in order to enrich themselves.

But Brian Kolfage is a veteran who, I think, richly deserves any ragging that comes his way. Kolfage is a decorated
war hero and triple amputee who lost both legs and an arm after a rocket attack in 2004 during Operation Iraqi Freedom. So... thank you for your service and all that, Brian. Really. But being a wounded war hero -- even "the most severely wounded Airman ever to survive any war," as your promos continually remind us -- doesn't give a person moral or legal license to exploit that "war hero" persona in order to spread lies and scam people, which is what you, sir, have allegedly been doing. (I'll elaborate, with links, momentarily.)

Kolfage became part of the news cycle (again) last month when he started a GoFundMe campaign,
We The People Will Build the Wall, to pay for #NotMyPresident Donald John Trump's extravagantly expensive (and useless) xenophobic-dogwhistle vanity project. The goal was to raise a cool billion of We The People's hard-earned dollars within one month, and then to somehow spirit those moneys over to the government to help build Donnie's wall. Kolfage wasn't really clear about how the getting it to the government part would work, but he assured his marks that he and his team would work it out somehow. And he promised that if the fund didn't reach the one bil goal, or come significantly close, 100 percent of the donations would be refunded. That was Plan A.

Well, now it seems that they're on to Plan B. While significantly more than 300,000 people who apparently have more money than sense have donated to the cause, raising more than $20 million and making it one of the most successful GoFundMe campaigns ever, that's pretty far short of $1 billion. So now GoFundMe
is poised to issue refunds to donors. But wait, there's more! Instead of simply getting their money back and spending it on something useful, the suckers who donated have another chance to potentially get scammed while expressing their various fears and hatreds.

For Kolfage has announced a new 501(c)(4) nonprofit corporation,
We Build The Wall, Inc., which is gladly accepting donations, and to which he will happily re-route any donations made to the GoFundMe page. (That GoFundMe page, by the way, is still up and running as of this writing, making the whole issue a little confusing at the moment.) The nonprof is based in Florida, where Kolfage lives, though the address for old-school rubes who want to send a check is a P.O. box in Houston.

By way of 'splaining the decision to form a nonprof, Kolfage insists that he and his team are much more capable of analyzing needs and getting the job done than any dumb ol' government analysts, and certainly more capable than those horrid obstructionist unpatriotic Democrats, who, according to Kolfage, will do anything in their power to thwart this patriotic endeavor. Which brings us to the part that is even more interesting than the decision to funnel everything into a nonprof: the lineup of folks who are part of that "team."
Here's more on Gizmodo, from a writer, Rhett Jones, who minces no words.
At the moment, donations are still rolling in on the GoFundMe page (which complicates the official story of what triggered the refunds) and Kolfage is far from done. It remains to be seen just how many previous donors will choose to pass their money to the new effort, but Kolfage has assembled a rogues gallery of prominent conservative grifters to serve on his new border wall construction company’s advisory board. Some of the board members include:
  • David Clarke, the disgraced former sheriff of Milwaukee who is the subject of numerous lawsuits related to abuse of inmates. Clarke is also a big fan of wearing shiny trinkets that look like military medals, but are not.
  • Kris Kobach, the Kansas politician who spreads fantasies about voter fraud. Kobach oversaw Trump’s election integrity commission which was shut down without issuing a report after it failed to find evidence of widespread voter fraud.
  • Erik Prince, the founder of the Blackwater security group. Prince is one of the shadiest people on the planet and oversaw Blackwater when its mercenaries were indiscriminately committing war crimes in Iraq. [Erik Prince is also Trump "Education" Secretary Betsy DeVos' brother. ~ CC]
It seems the only person missing from Kolfage’s impressive board of imposters and sadists is Sebastian Gorka.
And here, straight from the grift horse's mouth, is the full lineup of Team Kolfage.

Clearly, I'm not in sync politically with Kolfage and I do not share his goal for a walled-off southern border. That said, I can disagree with someone's politics without believing that the person in question is a scammer. (Then again, as I've observed ad nauseam on this very blog, in the Trump era
the line between politics and Scamworld has been blurred almost beyond recognition.) Trump or no Trump, though, it appears that Kolfage has a history of deceptive marketing, to put it politely.

For instance, there are reports that in a 2015 GoFundMe campaign,
Kolfage apparently pocketed more than $16,000 that was supposed to go to a veteran mentorship program. Despite Kolfage's naming of specific beneficiaries of his largess, GoFundMe spokesman Bobby Whithorne said the money went directly to Kolfage.
Kolfage in Facebook posts that have been deleted said that he was working with Walter Reed, Brooke Army Medical Center and Landstuhl Regional Medical Center. Representatives for the centers told BuzzFeed News that they don't have record of Kolfage working with veterans at their facilities.

“We do not have a record of Mr. Kolfage visiting Landstuhl Regional Medical Center in any official capacity after 2012,” Gia Oney, chief of public affairs at Landstuhl, told the online outlet. “We have no record of a donation made in his name to Landstuhl Regional Medical Center.”
The Hill piece cited above sources a January 10, 2019 report from BuzzFeed, which not only mentions the veteran funding scheme but also Kolfage's documented history of running web sites and Facebook pages promoting right-wing conspiranoid and racist content. In other words, Kolfage pushed fake news, some of it racist, to line his own pockets.

One former employee of Kolfage's, Lindsay Lowery, aka Prissy Holly, worked for Kolfage's chief conservative news website, Freedom Daily, for about a year in 2017. But it appears that it was on Facebook rather than on the website that Kolfage really did his dirty work, according to Lowery.

"After I started challenging some of his business decisions that I felt were reckless for the company and for my career, the real Brian emerged,” she told BuzzFeed News. “Everything is only about his ‘war hero’ persona and money. If there’s a perceived slight on his part, he viciously attacks people...and, in my case, tries to destroy their life and livelihood.”

BuzzFeed News reviewed a cache of internal emails and text messages from several of Kolfage’s former employees and acquaintances that show how he pushed to sensationalize and fabricate right-wing content on Facebook to amass clicks, manipulate users, and in the process, make hundreds of thousands of dollars a month in advertising revenue. In one text, he claimed to run a “multi-million business.”

In addition to Lowery, three sources corroborated the documents and their experience with Kolfage, but were afraid to go on the record, citing his past behavior of lashing out and threatening legal action against those who have spoken against him.

Former employees told BuzzFeed News that Kolfage instructed his crew to produce Facebook content to more flagrantly convey a false narrative, in one instance photoshopping former president Obama’s head onto another body to make it appear as though he was having an affair, with the caption, “BREAKING!! OBAMA BUSTED!!! VIDEO LEAKED!!”
Another former employee, who didn't want to be identified due to fear of retaliation, said that at first her work with Kolfage was going pretty well; the pay was fair, and she was able to pitch and write stories. But as time went by her work and the company's mission changed.
“He started creating more [Facebook] pages. I think he had around 10 when I was there and I remember I would see shares and be like, ‘Where did this page come from?’” she recalled. “He was very smart in how he would do it. He never wanted the truth. It was all just for clicks, and the more inflammatory, the better. I felt dirty writing the stuff.”
Later on in the BuzzFeed piece we're told that in one email to employees, Kolfage warned them, “NEVER tell anyone who operates Freedomdaily. It’s a tightly guarded secret, and our LLC has a privacy veil set up to protect it. It allows us to operate without consequence where we can’t be sued or attacked by trolls.”

Without consequence? Sounds like fun! Alas, Facebook did eventually suspend several of his pages, along with hundreds of others, during the Great Fake Account Purge of October 2018. Kolfage claimed that the pages that were suspended
were indeed fakes but that he had nothing to do with them (see the sub-head, "Buzzfeed raises questions," in the linked article).

But the suspensions just prompted Kolfage to double down on his role as a crusader for "American values," most notably, free speech. One of the things he did to fight for free speech was to start another online fundraising venture called
Fight4FreeSpeech, which raised more than $73,000 of a $100,000 goal in two months, with the money to be used for... well, beats the heck out of me. I think it's to sue Facebook for deleting his fake accounts that he had nothing to do with, or something like that. Anyway, he apparently has moved that campaign to a new web site.

Funny thing, though. Kolfage didn't seem to be so enamored of free speech from "radical left-wing extremists" whom he claimed were defaming him and whom
he sued in 2014 in Maricopa County, Arizona superior Court. And once again he used to his crowdfunding skills, this time to pay his legal fees. (The suit was settled in 2015.) According to this earlier (December 2018) BuzzFeed article...
Ken Vanderzanden was one of [the people Kolfage sued]. In 2013, he came across one of Kolfage’s Facebook posts in which he dissected Obama’s birth certificate in an effort to prove it was fake. Amused, the 64-year-old sent him a private message pointing out some flaws in Kolfage’s analysis.

“He turned my private statement into a public statement and made a photo of me a meme, telling the world what a horrible person I was,” Vanderzanden told BuzzFeed News by phone from his home in Portland. “I was endlessly harassed on Facebook and then started getting death threats to my house and had to change my phone number and go into hiding for a while.”

Kolfage published the retiree’s name, address, and phone number on his personal page, according to court documents. Vanderzanden repeatedly reported the harassment until Facebook finally shut down the veteran’s profile, prompting Kolfage to sue for defamation.

Ultimately, they reached a settlement in which both sides agreed to end any disparagement and pay their own legal fees, which Kolfage turned to GoFundMe and other fundraising efforts to cover.
Wow. The free-speech double standards... the right-wingnuttery... the litigious m.o.... the doxxing... Sounds a little like someone else I've blogged about on this Whirled.

According to the January 2019 recent BuzzFeed piece previously cited, former Kolfage employee Lindsay Lowery said that both she and her husband were threatened and harassed by Kolfage after she quit working for him. Two other former employees confirm this story. Lowery says that she'd seen her former boss go after others, but that being on the receiving end of his harassment was terrifying. "He thinks he's untouchable," she told BuzzFeed.

So I'm thinking that maybe Brian Kolfage isn't such a hero after all. And while I am normally sympathetic to people who get taken in by scammers, I will find it immensely difficult to work up any compassion whatsoever for those who choose to throw their money at any of his schemes -- either through GoFundMe campaigns or through web sites or nonprofits -- and who might subsequently feel that they've been had. I'm especially unsympathetic to folks who participate in this latest scam. Like those who voted for Trump, these Wall-mart shoppers deserve what they get. I'm out of patience.

UPDATE: On January 16 [2019], CBS News reported that GoFundMe donors to Kolfage's wall project have so far given $7 million to his new nonprofit -- or, rather, they have allowed their donations to the GoFundMe page to be redirected to the nonprof. Donors who take no action to have their funds redirected will have their money automatically refunded by April 11, and those who specifically ask for a refund should get it back within three business days. Kolfage also says he has received 3,500 mail-in donations so far, but hasn't yet totaled them. And in an email to CBS News, Kolfage disputed the BuzzFeed report that questioned his fundraising for the veterans' mentorship program. He claimed that he used the funds to travel to the hospitals where he conducted his "award winning mentor trips" to visit wounded veterans, and called the BuzzFeed piece a "fake article."

Two days previous to the CBS News piece, an investigative reporter for The Daily Caller -- which, I should note, is a conservative site -- wrote that
Kolfage's new nonprofit org raises, in the words of Charity Watch president Daniel Borochoff, a "huge red flag." According to the article, Kolfage is refusing to answer basic questions about his new nonprofit, which was actually founded two weeks before it was announced. And though he claims that the bylaws of We Build The Wall, Inc. prevent him from taking any salary from donor funds that originate from GoFundMe, he refused to provide The Daily Caller News Foundation with a copy of the nonprof's bylaws to corroborate his claim.

The Daily Caller also noticed the interesting fact that I mentioned in my original post above: check donations are being directed to an entirely different organization with a P.O. box in Houston. Kolfage has ignored multiple inquiries from The Daily Caller asking why he is directing check donations to an org in a different state (We Fund the Wall, Inc.), and whether donations sent to that org can be used to compensate him in any manner. Another big question The Daily Caller had was why Kolfage waited over two weeks to inform his donors of his intention to transfer their contributions to his new nonprof. He has ignored multiple inquiries about this point as well.

Here's a link to info about Kolfage's Florida nonprof.

And
here's a link to the founding documents, which were signed on December 27, 2018. The stated purpose of the nonprof is "to promote social welfare within the meaning of Section 501(c)(4) of the Internal Revenue Code, including but not limited to funding, construction, administering, and maintaining a United States Southern Border Wall and the processes associated therewith." Seems to me that this give Kolfage a lot of leeway to do whatever he wishes with We The People's hard-earned bucks.
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Back to the present: hold your applause
I will of course continue to follow this developing story, and I hope you will too. Politico has reported that in the wake of Bannon's arrest Trump has distanced himself from Bannon, calling private funding of The Wall "inappropriate." Actually, as ProPublica reported on an August 1, 2020 update to an article originally published on July 2 in partnership with The Texas Tribune, Trump initially distanced himself from the We Build The Wall project after it was revealed that the wall is unsound and could be in danger of falling into the Rio Grande. He said that the project was built to embarrass him.

But Trump has a habit of changing his tune and contradicting himself; he may be condemning the project today, but who knows what he'll say tomorrow? After all, as Politico also noted,
last summer The New York Times reported that Trump (according to one of the project's backers, Kris Kobach) had given the project his blessing. So there's that. As well, Donald Trump Jr. has also praised the group behind We Build The Wall, gushing that it is "what capitalism is all about." So there's that. (After the arrests were made public, however, DJTJ hastened to distance himself from Kolfage's project too.)

And even though Trump Sr. now claims that he knows nothing about Kolfage's project,
Forbes noted these interesting points:
Trump also “personally and repeatedly” lobbied for the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers to award a $1.28 billion wall-building contract to Fisher Industries, a politically-connected firm that was also helping We Build The Wall build a private portion of the wall, according to the Washington Post.

The company, which is not mentioned in the indictment, is run by GOP donor and frequent Fox News guest Tommy Fisher and
won the contract after it “captured Trump's attention” and was “repeatedly touted” by him, according to CNN.

The White House declined to comment on whether Trump knew of the connection between Fisher and We Build The Wall.
And I imagine that scads of Wall fans and xenophobes will dismiss this whole case either as "fake news" or as an overblown political witch hunt -- or "hit job," as Bannon put it -- and that they will support Brian Kolfage as the hero/martyr he so wants us to believe that he is. I'm guessing that they'll see this case not as an indictment of Kolfage and his project but rather as an indictment of the Southern District of New York, which has remained unafraid of going after Trump's dodgy business dealings and other related matters.

But even if those charged are tried and ultimately convicted, which at this point is far from a certainty, it's anyone's guess how this will end. You only have to think of Michael Flynn, or Roger Stone, to know that these days, anything goes. In Trumpistan, you're guilty until proven innocent if you're a critic of Trump, and innocent even after proven guilty if you're a Trump crony or sycophant.

So as delightful as the vision of Steve Bannon in handcuffs may be, maybe hold off on the celebration for now.


Update, August 21, 2020: I have added several links and other content to this post since I first uploaded it on August 20. ~ CC

Related on this Whirled:
Related off-Whirled:
  • August 20. 2020: Steve Bannon, Kris Kobach, and the 'We Build the Wall' Scandal
    Writing for investigative journalist Greg Palast's site, Zach D. Roberts sheds some much-needed light on We Build The Wall principal and founding attorney Kris Kobach, who, though as mentioned above was not named in the current indictment, is a scoundrel who's just as much of a threat to American democracy as Trump is. (Also be sure to read
    the linked excerpt about Kobach, taken from Greg Palast's new book, How Trump Stole 2020.)
  • August 20, 2020: Bannon Grifter Indictment: More Steel Bracelets for Team Trump
    Amanda Carpenter, writing for The Bulwark, is a writer after my own heart (of snark). She really nails Trump and the rogue's gallery of grifters with whom he has long surrounded himself.
  • August 20, 2020: Trump struggles to explain the 'culture of lawlessness' around him
    Spoiler alert: The best he could come up with, when cornered by a reporter, was, "There was great lawlessness in the Obama administration. They spied on our campaign illegally." But don't let the spoiler keep you from reading Steve Benen's short but link-filled piece on the utter hypocrisy of the man who claims to be "tough on crime" and "the law and order president."
  • August 21, 2020: Prosecutors Arrest 'We Build The Wall' Leaders For Convincing Donors They Weren't Taking Cash
    A good capsule summary of the whole saga, from Snopes. Includes background about specific accusations leveled against Brian Kolfage in 2019, and his denial of the accusations, and explanations about where he really got the money to buy his expensive toys.
  • August 19, 2019: Brian Kolfage; A Pattern of Cons
    From The Weird Turn Professional blog (the name of the blog is apparently derived from a quotation by the late "gonzo journalist," Hunter S. Thompson). The blog's author, whose name doesn't seem to appear on his blog (maybe I'm just overlooking it?), claims to have originally broken the story of Kolfage's scammery. Whether he did or not, his post is filled with exhibits and links that seem to reinforce the narrative of Kolfage as a serial huckster. Embedded in the post is this video, dated August 6, 2019, stating that Kolfage's project was under criminal investigation in the state of Florida. If I had seen that vid when it was first posted, I would have reinstated my back-burnered January 2019 blog post then and there.
  • Ongoing: Wikipedia entry on Brian Kolfage
  • August 23, 2020: Trump Claims He Rejected Wall Scam, But Sponsors Boasted Of His Support
    Not to belabor the point, but Trump's attempts to distance himself from this scam and these scammers are about as credible as his tan.
  • August 24, 2020: Federal Prosecutors Have Steve Bannon's Murky Nonprofit In Their Sights
    ProPublica highlights details in the 24-page indictment that seem to be describing Bannon's group, Citizens of the American Republic.
  • Ongoing: The Brian Kolfage Facebook "fan" page, which publishes whiny posts appearing to be from Kolfage himself (going on and on about "witch hunts" and whatnot). The right-wing followers and fans are just eating it up.
    Facebook's transparency info states that the confirmed page owner of the Brian Kolfage page is the above-mentioned Citizens of the American Republic in Mclean, Virginia. The page was originally created in November 2014, under the name, "Fans Of Brian Kolfage -- American Patriot." At the time this link is being posted here (on August 25, 2020), 584,065 people "like" this page, and 630,184 folks are following it. Kolfage's latest post at this time compares the SDNY action against him to the court action against the National Rifle Association (NRA). He writes:"I gave 3 limbs defending this freedom, and I'd proudly give another to fight back at this injustice to preserve the future of this nation."
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    So... don't expect the hero/martyr narrative, either from Bannon or Kolfage, to let up any time soon. And as I noted in my post above, it would be a mistake to assume that any of these con artists will see a moment of jail time. 


Monday, August 17, 2020

Oleandrin: Are Trump and cronies trying to crapitalize on a new phony COVID-19 cure?

Quick take: Donald Trump, his sycophantic mega-donor Mike Lindell of MyPillow fame, and sleepy-eyed Housing and Urban Development (HUD) Secretary Ben Carson have, in various ways, been pushing an unproven supplement -- an extract from the (highly toxic) oleander plant -- as a "cure" for COVID-19. The supplement, manufactured by Phoenix Biotechnology and aggressively promoted by the company's Vice Chairman and Director, Andrew Whitney, could potentially make Lindell and Carson a shipload of money -- and could earn Trump some much-needed political capital, if not actual money. Trump has been strongly suggesting that the US Food and Drug Administration (FDA) "approve" oleandrin, and Whitney has been putting pressure on the agency as well. Almost certainly there are multiple potential conflicts of interest here... but it's just another day in Trumpistan.
 

Watch: CNN's Anderson Cooper nails the MyShillow guy, Mike Lindell, on Lindell's unfounded claims about oleandrin.

In March of this year I published a post about some of the craziness inspired by the COVID-19 pandemic. I reviewed not only some of the wackier conspiracy theories about the virus, but also some of the fraudulent "cures" or unproven remedies that various hucksters were pushing. Now there's another miracle "cure," which at best is unproven: oleandrin, an extract from the extremely toxic oleander shrub, manufactured by Phoenix Biotechnology and currently being pushed by Andrew Whitney, Vice Chairman and Director of the Phoenix Biotech board. And #NotMyPresident Donald Trump, his hyper-enthusiastic mega-donor Mike Lindell of MyPillow (MyShillow?) fame, and Trump's [totally unqualified] HUD director, Ben Carson, seem to have jumped aboard the oleandrin express.

The Interwebs
are on fire with the news, first reported at length on August 16, 2020 by the inimitable Jonathan Swan at Axios:
To the alarm of some government health officials, President Trump has expressed enthusiasm for the Food and Drug Administration to permit an extract from the oleander plant to be marketed as a dietary supplement or, alternatively, approved as a drug to cure COVID-19, despite lack of proof that it works.

Driving the news: The experimental botanical extract, oleandrin, was promoted to Trump during an Oval Office meeting in July. It's embraced by Housing and Urban Development Secretary Ben Carson and MyPillow founder and CEO
Mike Lindell, a big Trump backer, who recently took a financial stake in the company that develops the product.
  • Lindell told Axios that in the meeting, Trump "basically said: …'The FDA should be approving it.'"
  • The White House did not respond to requests for comment.
...It's part of a pattern in which entrepreneurs, often without rigorous vetting, push unproven products to Trump — knowing their sales pitches might catch his eye. Trump will then urge FDA Commissioner Stephen Hahn to "look at" or speed up approval.
  • In March, Trump personally lobbied Hahn to authorize hydroxychloroquine's emergency use to treat COVID-19.
  • The FDA obliged. But in June, after a large trial, the agency revoked that authorization and warned of the "risk of heart rhythm problems" in COVID-19 patients treated with the drug.
As Swan notes in his article, the Washington Post was the first to report the July Oval Office meeting.

Why oleandrin? Is there any evidence at all that it might work? Well... maybe. And maybe not. Swan continues:

A July 2020 study from the University of Texas at Galveston shows, in a laboratory setting, that oleandrin can inhibit the coronavirus in monkey kidney cells. This study has not been peer reviewed and one of the authors of the study, Robert Newman, is chairman of Phoenix Biotechnology's scientific advisory board — the company developing the oleandrin product.
  • Phoenix Biotechnology's website listed Newman as the president of the company and a member of its board of directors until quite recently (Google's cache shows he held both roles as of August 12th).
  • When Axios checked the website on Friday night, Newman was still listed as president. But on Saturday evening, after Axios had emailed questions to Whitney, Newman was no longer listed as president of the company; the website listed him only as a scientific adviser.
In an interview with Axios, Mike Lindell said that he's such a believer in oleandrin that he now has a financial stake in Phoenix Biotechnology and wants to make sure that every American has access to this "cure" for COVID-19. He explained that he first became aware of the botanical when Andrew Whitney called him on Easter Sunday with the news that it could cure COVID-19. Lindell then took the information to Ben Carson, who hopped aboard. Lindell claims that he has been taking oleandrin himself and has shared it with family and friends; he believes it's kept him from getting COVID-19 and has cured other people. This despite the lack of published clinical studies showing that the botanical either cures or prevents COVID-19.

So far the FDA hasn't said the product is safe or effective for the purposes claimed by its backers. In fact Lindell said that the head of the FDA, Stephen Hahn, wasn't even in July's Oval Office meeting about oleandrin.

As for Whitney, he says he approached Lindell because he's one of the country's greatest businessmen, and he was impressed that Lindell mobilized MyPillow to make face masks.

Read the entire piece on Axios.
Here's that link again.

Turds of a feather...
It's no big surprise that Mike Lindell would be pursuing the oleandrin business op, nor that he would be the conduit between Whitney and Trump. Lindell is, if nothing else, an inveterate hustledork, and he sure does love his president.
From the Washington Post, May 27, 2020:
Mike Lindell is what you might get if you took the political personalities of Donald Trump and Mike Pence, shred them down in a hammer mill, mixed the aggregate together, stuffed it in a linen case and sold the product between segments on Fox News.

He’s a serial As-Seen-On-TV entrepreneur and an evangelical Christian who travels the country preaching the Gospel. He’s also a mile-a-minute talker who used to own and tend a bar and is quite comfortable swapping stories for hours with anyone who will listen.

“When you hang out with Mike, he has that kind of hyperkinetic energy,” said Matt Schlapp, who runs the annual Conservative Political Action Conference, at which Lindell has spoken. “You might wonder, ‘Did this guy take too much cold medicine?’ ”

But Lindell swears he’s not on anything. Not anymore. He’s a former crack addict, a retired card counter with a history of bad debts, near-death experiences and soured marriages before fully accepting God into his heart. Such a past might be a liability for someone thinking about moving into a life of politics...
Not to worry. In today's GOP, it doesn't really matter what your past is. Donald Trump lowered that bar into the ground. You can't even see the bar anymore.

Nor does it probably matter much that in some respects Lindell seems a tad hypocritical: another rich bidness man who reaped the benefits of the infamous 2018 Trump tax cuts, and boasted up, down, and sideways about the new era of prosperity that Trump had ushered in -- but then, instead of letting all of those gains trickle down to his employees, he pissed on them (the employees, not the gains). This is from
a May 2019 CityPages piece:
...it now seems Lindell's sugar high has come to a halt. Last week, he announced the layoffs of 150 MyPillow production workers in Skakopee [Minnesota].

The official rationale was the need to take production space at the facility to accommodate shipping for a new venture, MyStore.com, an “online store for entrepreneurs and inventors to sell their products.”

Left unsaid was the apparent decline in MyPillow sales, which have made the production of 150 workers unnecessary.

Not all Lindell's woes can be attributed to the larger economy. He's facing
boycotts over his advertising support of Fox News bombardiers Laura Ingraham and Tucker Carlson. He's also soured at least some customers with his business practices.

Two years ago, he was forced to lay off 140 people after complaints of
false advertising. The Better Business Bureau withdrew the company's accreditation, and changed its rating from an A+ to F.

Two years later, that grade remains a F. So while Lindell may have a generous friend in the White House, it appears his customers still have some say over his continued wealth...
It certainly hasn't all been an easy road for Lindell. Back in 2017 the Better Business Bureau accused him of swindling customers, an accusation that came on top of "multiple lawsuits and burned partners," as The Daily Beast reported in April of that year.
MyPillow, a pillow and mattress-topper company best known for its infomercials and outlandish medical claims, came out swinging for Donald Trump during the presidential election. “I’m here to give all my credibility to Mr. Donald Trump,” the company’s founder and spokesperson Mike Lindell told Fox News during an interview at the final presidential debate, where he had scored seats to support Trump.

But Lindell might be the rare businessman with less credibility than Trump. The Better Business Bureau yanked MyPillow’s accreditation this week and slapped the company with an “F” rating, over what customers described as a misleading ad campaign.

MyPillow has racked up years of customer complaints, from allegations of the pillow’s trumped-up health claims, to
a recent complaint that reads “I want to murder Mike Lindell” 15 times and accuses the company of selling overpriced wares.

The BBB also took issue with MyPillow’s price scheme, albeit in less violent language. The consumer rights organization cited MyPillow’s ongoing “buy one, get one free” offers, which advertises two pillows—usually $49.99 each—for “half price” at $99.97. The total savings were one cent.
In October, MyPillow customers filed a class-action suit claiming to have been duped by the offer.
And what about those burned partners? Also from the Beast article:
In 2013, Salesforce sued MyPillow for $550,000, accusing the company of breaching contract and stiffing them on a $125,000 credit card bill. Earlier that year, two of Lindell’s early backers accused him of cutting them out of their rightful share in the company, which they said was a combined 42 percent.
Given his troubles, it's not surprising that Lindell would be on the lookout for new business ops. "Well, gee, Cosmic Connie, that's what entrepreneurs do," you might be saying. "Even the honest ones." Point taken; and in fact for the past few years Lindell has been putting money into other ventures too, such as financing films for the theocracy -- one example being an anti-Planned-Parenthood (actually anti-abortion) documentary, Unplanned. From The Hollywood Reporter, November 21, 2018:
Lindell also has a cameo in Unplanned that's sure to raise eyebrows in certain circles, as he is seen bulldozing a Planned Parenthood site to make way for the headquarters of an anti-abortion group called 40 Days for Life. "I'm pro-life and I'm happy to do it," Lindell says.
The film did respectably at the box office, though critical response was less than enthusiastic, and the American division of Planned Parenthood stated that its arguments were false. More than likely, the movie did little to change anyone's mind about abortion or Planned Parenthood.

But this oleander product may just be the Next Big Thing for which Lindell has been searching.

Ben Carson's involvement with oleandrin isn't really all that surprising either, considering that he has rock-solid Scamworld/huckster creds, even to the point of lying about his involvement with dodgy supplement MLM firm Mannatech -- a matter that was widely reported way back in 2015 when he was still a GOP presidential candidate.
From New York magazine, October 29, 2015:
Last night’s Republican presidential debate was hardly lacking in demonstrable lies uttered with total conviction. One of the more audacious was Ben Carson’s claim that he never had “any kind of relationship” with controversial nutritional-supplement company Mannatech.

At 
the debate in Boulder, CNBC moderator Carl Quintanilla asked Carson why he had maintained a ten-year relationship with Mannatech, despite the fact that the company paid $7 million to settle a deceptive-marketing lawsuit brought by the state of Texas in 2009. The suit accused Mannatech of circulating materials that advertised its supplements as a miracle cure for Down syndrome, cystic fibrosis, autism, and cancer.

"Well, that’s easy to answer,” Carson replied. “I didn’t have an involvement with them. That is total propaganda. I did a couple speeches for them. I did speeches for other people. They were paid speeches. It is absolutely absurd to say that I had any kind of relationship with them.”

...Carson’s non-relationship with Mannatech dates back to at least 2004, when he spoke before a meeting of its sales associates, The
Wall Street Journal reported last month. In that address, the celebrated neurosurgeon credited Mannatech’s supplements with curing his own prostate cancer.

“Within about three weeks my symptoms went away, and I was really quite amazed,” he says to loud applause in a 
video of the event. 
That was then. For the past few years, Carson has been largely preoccupied with making life more miserable for the financially and residentially challenged, while continuing to spew some of his nutcakey ideas. But who says he can't do a little bit of oleandrin hustling on the side?

Lest you be tempted to trust Carson's judgment on oleandrin as a plausible COVID remedy because he's an actual doctor, albeit a retired one, and that he is, after all, a member of Trump's coronavirus task force, I would ask you to consider two points: (1) the aforementioned years-long involvement with a highly questionable supplement MLM and Carson's lies about that involvement; and (2) the fact that his specialties were neurosurgery and pediatric neurosurgery (and though generally renowned, he was known to push ethical boundaries at times), the point being that Carson is not an expert on antiviral drugs or infectious diseases. And let's add a third point for the heck of it: Carson's shaky relationship with actual science (and that's putting it kindly).

And Trump? You probably know that he too has a solid Scamworld background, along with just generally being a serial failed businessman (and, of course, he and his family continue to capitalize on his presidency). But even if Trump doesn't have his pudgy fingers in the oleandrin pie as of yet, even if he has no plans to make money from it, there's a good bit of political capital that he stands to gain if the product really takes off. The political factor alone is a reasonable explanation of why Trump continued, against the advice of most experts, to push hydroxychloroquine as a COVID remedy (though there was also speculation that he had some financial interests there too), and more than likely his desire to look like a COVID hero war president sheds light on the fact that back in April, he seemed to be suggesting even more dangerous remedies.

Perhaps Trump reasons that if this oleander thing works, or even just look like it works, he could be perceived as the standard bearer for the defeat of the COVID monster. Maybe people might even forget about his gross mismanagement of the pandemic crisis.

Or maybe not.


It's all about the money (as usual)
Andrew Whitney and Phoenix Biotech are currently pursuing two avenues for their fruit of the poisonous shrub: having it approved as an actual drug to treat or cure COVID-19; or as a dietary supplement, sold with the disclaimer that the FDA has not evaluated claims made by the manufacturers and that the product is not intended to prevent, diagnose, treat, or cure disease. My money is on Whitney pushing hard for the latter option, since the approval process for a drug is longer and more rigorous than that for a mere supplement.


So far FDA director Hahn, who is an MD, seems to have resisted Whitney's pressure, which I'm thinking is a good thing, given the great risks. The medical profession, aware of those risks, has reacted with alarm, as reported on Med Page Today:
The thought of another potentially dangerous compound being touted as a "miracle cure" by the Trump administration, like hydroxychloroquine, had medical experts up in arms on Twitter on Monday.

"Oleandrin? Yeah that would definitely end up killing people,"
tweeted David Juurlink, MD, PhD, of Sunnybrook Health Sciences Center in Toronto.

Juurlink told MedPage Today that oleandrin is "akin to digoxin. Too much can cause nausea, vomiting and diarrhea, but the main concern is arrhythmias, which can be fatal."

Jennifer Gunter, MD, tweeted that it's "easier to kill a person with oleandrin than COVID-19" and highlighted a case report in which two people were poisoned after eating snails that had munched on an oleander plant.
It's going to be a long, long road to November 3, for many reasons. How the oleandrin story will go is anyone's guess at this point, but there's definitely reason for concern. As Jonathan Swan concludes in his piece in Axios:
Scientists around the world are in a race for cures, treatments and vaccines for COVID-19. Government regulators are investigating hundreds of products. When a biotech executive like Whitney can take his case directly to the president, it casts doubt over the scientific rigor of the drug development process.
Caveat emptor.

PS added 19 August, 2020: On an interview aired on August 18, CNN's Anderson Cooper cornered the MyShillow guy re the oleandrin frauduct, coming right out and calling him a snake oil salesman. Nothing Lindell said contradicted Cooper's assessment. Among other things, Lindell flat-out lied that he has "no monetary gain here." Some highlights from the interview:
Lindell: Well, the 1,000 people are out there. I don't know if you can't find it. But I'm not a medical doctor. I just know that Ben Carson, who's on the task force, he brought it to the President, going --
Cooper
: OK. But, stop, sir. Ben Carson has in the past been paid to promote supplements and got in trouble for it in 2015. So he has a track record on that. You are telling people that this cures Covid. You have no studies to prove it. And you are saying 1,000 people were tested --
Lindell: You know what: I got my own study. When I took the -- When I've seen the test of 1,000 people that it was safe. That's all I needed.
Cooper:
Sir, OK, if you've seen this test, where is this test?
Lindell:
I've been taking it since April. I've been taking it since April. I have 100 friends and family -- this thing works. It's the miracle of all time.
Cooper: You said -- Sir, you said you've seen this test, where is it?
Lindell
: The tests are out there. The thousand people -- phase one, phase two.
Cooper
: Where is the test? Show it to us.
Lindell:
I don't have the test.
Watch the video embedded at the beginning of this post; if that link doesn't work, here's a direct link.

Saturday, August 01, 2020

Whiny babies of Scamworld

Scamworld whiners all seem to operate by a common motto: "You've made your bed, now lie about it."

Hello, and welcome to August. Despite being nearly overcome by my normal summer doldrums (I do not much like summer), my aim is to be a little less lazy this month, Whirled-wise anyway, than I was in July. Let's start out the month by raising a glass to some of the whiniest babies of Scamworld.

Everybody cries, but some crybabies cry louder and longer
I've actually written quite a bit about whiners over the years -- not only in Scamworld but also in the increasingly related field of
American politix. Some of the most notorious whiners, like conspiranoid right-wingers Alex Jones and Mike "The Health Ranger" Adams, often manage to blend their personal Scamworld whines with political whining. (Here is a link to a specific post in which I reviewed some of the raspy whines of both Jones and Adams, as well as those of one of this blog's least favorite whiners, fake doctor and viciously daft little hater-man Leonard Coldwell.)

And then of course there is the
Whiner-in-Chief, who has bungled careers in both politix and Scamworld, #NotMyPresident Donald John Trump. (Don Jr. is quite the whiner too.)

It's really not much of an exaggeration to state that whining has become nearly as popular a marketing strategy in Scamworld as has boasting. Sometimes there's a fine line to walk: on the one hand, holding oneself up as a model of "success" -- by flaunting material wealth and bragging about "perfect" relationships -- is pretty much essential to sucking in new customers and retaining existing ones. But on the other hand, relating dramatic stories about being "hard done by" is irresistible, especially when one's wealth or even freedom is at stake: for instance, the authorities are breathing down one's back, or one is involved in a personal crisis such as an acrimonious divorce, or one simply can't seem to make a go of reviving a crumbling scampire and needs someone or something else to blame.

Let's take a look at what some of the most notorious Scamworld whiners have been up to lately. None of these individuals is new to this blog.

Kevin Trudeau: the serial scammer that "they" have been working so hard to silence
For a few months, imprisoned serial scammer
Kevin Trudeau, aka KT, aka Katie, was being quite the chatterbox, via proxies, on his "official" Facebook fan page. For a while he was having those enablers post COVID-19 "updates" every few days. The COVID posts reiterated misinformation and conspiracy theories that are pretty much all over the Internet, though Katie insisted that he is one of the very few sources of this valuable information, which of course you can't find anywhere else because "they" don't want you to know it.

But then, suddenly... radio silence. The COVID updates and other bits of Katie wisdom ceased, and there were few "FROM KEVIN" messages on the Facebook page. The reason for the silence? Anyone's guess, though Trudeau had made mention of increased lockdowns, due to COVID-19, at his facility (FPC Montgomery, Alabama), which would further limit his already limited access to email. In lieu of "FROM KEVIN" missives, the admins simply wrote posts inviting fans to share pro-Kevin stories on the page, and to write to Kevin himself, explaining how he had made their lives better. The admins also posted
an endorsement of the COVID conspiracy-porn crockumentary, "Plandemic," saying that even though he most likely hadn't seen the vid, Kevin would probably like it because it resonated so well with his teachings and preachings.

Finally in late July,
there was another message "directly" from Kevin, thanking his fans for the "literally thousands of letters, cards and messages I have gotten over the last few weeks." Following that was a list of links that Kevin suggested his worshipers read in order to better understand "how I am doing and how I can handle such injustice and adversity."

One item on that list really stood out for me:

4.) Read my "Missing Messages" by clicking here. These are very powerful messages I wrote to be posted on Facebook but were "censored" and deleted! We found them. Read them and you will see what "They" did not want you to read. https://kevintrudeau.com/lost-prison-messages/
I made one comment on the thread:
Those "missing messages" that were supposedly "censored" by Facebook say pretty much the same things that he said in dozens and dozens of other messages that were not "censored," so if they disappeared I'd say that it was either a Facebook glitch or bungling by previous admins of Kevin's various pages.
As is the case with most of my comments on that page, the response was underwhelming, which is to say that the comment has been totally ignored. Which is hardly surprising, since Katie's fans vastly prefer the censorship narrative. They shy away from Occam's razor, for fear that it will slice their KT illusions to ribbons.

On this Whirled I had been snarkily documenting Kevin's jailhouse messages since way back when he was being held at Chicago's notorious
Metropolitan Correctional Center (MCC). I first wrote about the matter in November 2013. And then there's this December 2013 post about a jailhouse McMiracle. "Censored" or not, Kevin's prison messages have, as I noted in my Facebook comment, all been pretty much the same. The content is redundant, and the explicit or implicit purpose is always to promote present scams or to lay the groundwork for new or revived ones upon his release. And it's all a crock. (I even wrote some lyrics about how crocky it all is.)

You may argue that because Kevin's dispatches from the cage have been, at least on the surface, chiefly about empowerment and enlightenment and making the most of a bad situation, he is anything but a whiner. But you would be wrong, and just a little bit of research might reveal the fact that he is quite the whiny baby when he thinks it will help him get his way. He has whined repeatedly over the years, and sometimes has actually shed real crocodile tears, to various judges, government agencies, and other authorities in his desperate attempts to avoid paying fines, to keep from being charged/convicted/incarcerated, to have his conviction overturned and/or his sentence commuted, and so on and so forth. Not to mention that he has very successfully marketed himself for many years as
a hero/martyr for the First Amendment and free speech.

Even from prison, Trudeau has consistently been on-message about being "censored" and "silenced." This latest Facebook post, with its mention of "injustice and adversity" and of "missing messages" that he claims were Facebook-censored, is at best a very thinly disguised whine. So yes, Kevin Trudeau definitely qualifies as a whiner.


Joe "Mr. Fire" Vitale (and his paramour): dealing with the "divorce from hell"
Over the years I've written a lot about
Joe "Mr. Fire" Vitale, selfish-help huckster, McSpirituality guru, and star of The Secret. In July of last year I wrote a two-parter about his divorce from the former love of his life, Nerissa Oden (here's the link to Part 1). Normally I don't really delve into my subjects' personal lives, but I made an exception in this case because, as I explained in the prelude to Part 1, Joe and his paramour, New-Wage dilettante Lisa Winston, have been...
...clearly exploiting their personal relationship as a public marketing tool, while holding themselves forth as motivational and spiritual leaders -- and by extension, as examples to be followed. But as we've discussed on these pages numerous time, it's always a smart idea to look beyond the carefully crafted, love-and-lightwashed narratives -- personal or otherwise -- of hucksters who are trying to sell you something.
So there.

Over a year later, and well over a year and a half since (as documented on public record) Joe first filed for divorce, it's not over. And increasingly, both Joe and Lisa have been whining on social media about "the divorce from hell."

To my knowledge, Joe himself first started publicly whining in earnest about the matter in late 2019, though he had been whining in general about abuse and trauma and whatnot for months before that. But in
November of 2019, his friend Mark Joyner posted a Facebook vid of a conversation between Mark and Joe. Mark described it as a "stunningly candid and heartfelt conversation," and Joe called it a "brutally honest interview." It was about as "candid and heartfelt" -- and as "honest" -- as you would expect from seasoned hucksters. Here is a direct link to the Facebook video. But I warn you that if you watch it, that's time that you'll never get back. I watched it so you don't have to.


In a nutshell, so to speak, the conversation was more than an hour and a half of Joe and Mark (figuratively) stroking each other off. In the process they managed to convey a common form of selfish-help elitism and condescension that centered around presenting themselves as uniquely knowledgeable on things of which "the public" is for the most part totally ignorant. Much of the video was about the infamous New-Wage moviemercial The Secret, and what a brilliant example of genius marketing it was and is.

But then Joe got into some personal stuff, and that's where the whining came in.

Slightly past the 58:00 mark, he began a narrative of the personal dramas and traumas he had been through over the past year. He mentioned his father's death and his youngest brother's suicide attempt and the death of his "best friend" -- whom he subsequently revealed to be
Michael Abedin, publisher of the New-Wage/McSpirituality glossy rag Austin All Natural. Understand that I am not making light of the grief of losing a parent or a dear friend, or nearly losing a sibling. I don't consider talking about that to be whining. Not at all.

The whiny part began when Joe started griping about his pending divorce. Chokingly he lamented that the divorce should have been easy and effortless because "I wasn't resisting anything, I was pretty much giving away the farm." But instead of being easy and effortless, he said, it has been "nasty, an emotional drain, expensive," and his ex has been "causing a ruckus." He acknowledged she is most likely suffering her own trauma, but it is "kind of breaking her and making her unreasonable."


[Fun fact: Public records indicate that Joe's lawyer for the split is Austin family law attorney Michael Burnett, who has also been one of the aforementioned Alex Jones' lawyers, helping Jones not with a divorce but rather with his ongoing legal battles over the loathsome things that Jones has said about the Sandy Hook massacre. He may not be representing Jones any more; I cannot find current info on that. But he was on Jones' legal team for a while, anyway. Make of that what you will. But I digress.]

Joe told Mark that he still had to travel and be inspirational while all of the traumatic and abusive events were going on. What helped him most, and helped him survive, he said, was stoicism, as taught by Marcus Aurelius. He told Mark that he'd decided that what the world needs now is a blend of positive thinking and stoicism, e.g., "The Secret Stoic," "The Happy Stoic," etc. Mark of course loved the idea, and you could just hear those old marketing wheels turning yet again.

But then Joe got back into the personal stuff again a little while later (starting about 1:18:29). He described how his "old partner" (that would be Nerissa, who was not just an "old partner" but still an actual WIFE) had "crashed" his father's funeral in order to "have an encounter" with Joe. Crashed? I didn't know that funerals were invitation only, and I do recall from reading her public Facebook feed that Nerissa had on numerous occasions expressed her love and respect for her father-in-law; I'm thinking that maybe that's why she traveled from Texas to Ohio to pay her final respects. But Joe said she "crashed" the funeral, and he indicated that it was done solely in order to cause trouble for him.

Mark expressed shock and sympathy, and shortly thereafter asked if the intended confrontation actually took place. Joe says that yes, it happened about a minute after he had delivered his dad's eulogy, over his father's casket. "You're shittin' me!" Mark responded, adding that it was "unfathomable" and had to be one of the ugliest things he's ever heard. ("I could tell you worse," Joe said, "but I won't.")

Then he got into the fact that he now has a new relationship with a hot woman (that would be Lisa). "We're doing things together, going back to Italy," he said. Of course that declaration was made a couple of months before COVID-19 put a damper on the happy couple's travel plans... and on everyone's plans, travel and otherwise, for that matter.

Apparently, experiencing these traumas helped drive home a point to Joe that even though we as individuals have an enormous amount of power in creating our lives, there's something bigger at work: an "objective reality" beyond the reality you create for yourself. He said that this was the one important point The Secret left out. Well, yes. In fact this is the very same painfully obvious point that many of us have been making for years and years and years, first in response to the new-age "you create your own reality" mantra and, later on, to the Secret-fueled law of attraction mindset. But we were called naysayers and haters for raining on the parades of the reality-creators and law-of-attractors.

In Joe's case, though, it seems particularly disingenuous to insinuate that the divorce trauma has been totally beyond his control. He is the one who -- again, according to public records -- initiated the whole thing. He made his bed...
 

And that dramatic tale about Nerissa's alleged bad behavior at the elder Vitale's funeral? Given Joe's history of exaggerations, inconsistencies, and outright fibbing -- all of which, of course, make him no different from most selfish-help/McSpirituality hucksters and malignant narcissists -- I would approach that one with a healthy dose of skepticism if I were you. Until and unless I see confirmation from a third party who was actually there, I'll assume that this is just Joe being Joe, waxing histrionic in an attempt to wangle sympathy and support from his friends and fans (and perhaps from the judge who is presiding over the divorce proceedings). For various reasons he may be trying to build some sort of case that his "old partner" is being "abusive" and that he is the real victim. I'm not buying it.

Since that November 2019 conversation between Mark and Joe, both Joe and Lisa have continued to whine and snark, in increasingly blatant ways, about the "divorce from hell." In their narrative, they are the patient sufferers who are soldiering bravely on, dispensing their cosmic love and wisdom, despite the ongoing abuse from the third party in this unhappy triangle. Lisa has done some of her whining on Facebook, and some via her Instagram page. Meanwhile the two of them continue to market themselves as an enlightened power couple, or some such.

But it's hard for me to see their light through the thick sludge of astringent whine.

James Arthur "Death" Ray: convicted killer sure isn't killing it on the scumback trail
I've saved the worst for last. Katie and Mr. Fire may be serial hucksters and whiners, but at least they are not killers, at least not to my knowledge. I'll make this segment brief, because others have written much more powerfully about it than I can. But no post about Scamworld whiny babies would be complete without a nod to another star of The Secret, convicted killer
James Arthur "Death" Ray.

Ray served less than two years in an Arizona state prison for the October 2009 deaths of three people -- Kirby Brown, James Shore, and Liz Neuman -- in a phony sweat lodge in Sedona. Ever since then, he has desperately been trying to reclaim his status as a Scamworld A-lister, and has not been afraid to incorporate whining into his marketing strategy. (Actually he began whining not long after he was arrested; for instance, he whined about being poor and not able to afford bail, and so forth. On the surface that's kind of an odd whine for a supposed "wealth guru" who marketed himself as rich and successful, but it's actually SOP for scoundrels who have been cornered in some way.)
 

Ray's promotional whining began in earnest after his release from prison, and it seems to be growing louder and angrier. Today I noticed for the first time a July 5, 2020 post on the public Facebook group page James Arthur Ray Is A Felon. The post was written by blogger LaVaughn Slaven, who has done a fine job of covering the Death Lodge debacle since the story first broke.
Ray's post-prison marketing has long been either tone deaf or deliberately twisted (my money's on the latter), but in recent months, it's taken a turn for the worse. He seems to be having some sort of meltdown. His "motivational" messages have gotten really angry and seem more like an excuse to vent his personal grudges. The weirdest part is that he seems to be really proud of these petulant rants disguised as advice and keeps putting them out across all of his platforms. In a recent set of postings, Ray set out to illustrate the common axiom "only hurt people hurt people," by whining about non-paying clients and how betrayed he was by friends who testified against him in the sweat lodge trial. It can be found on his Instagram and Facebook pages, as well as in this podcast on his site. Note that he keeps moving from the general ("you") to the specific (his personal gripes and grudges).
And later on in LaVaughn's post:
A post (also here) from about a month ago just made me gasp.
[Ray wrote;] Look, NO ONE knows suffering better than me.
You might know suffering as much as me, but there's NO WAY you know it better.
He killed people, but HE's the victim. Families lost their loved ones to the gruesome tragedy he caused, but they can't possibly be as good at suffering as he is. He's exceptional when it comes to suffering. The rest of us can only aspire to his mastery of the art of suffering.
Read the whole post, if you can stomach it. I am long past being surprised, but continue to be appalled, by the things Ray comes up with. These latest whines have left a particularly bad taste in my mouth.

* * * * *

I really am tired of all of this whining from scalawags and rapscallions whose own terrible choices got them into the situations in which they find themselves. It's always someone else's fault. As I've said before, the best thing you can do is to refuse to take their version of their sob stories, as well as their "success" stories, at face value. Scammers lie; that's what they do. And I guess we all need to accept the reality that as long as there's an audience, and potential money to be made, the whining, like the boasting, will go on and on.