Friday, February 23, 2024

Billionaire "real estate moguls" like Donald Trump and Grant Cardone have made the US housing crisis worse

There's a rich man sleeping on a golden bed
There's a skeleton choking on a crust of bread
~ The Police ("
King of Pain")

There is a housing affordability crisis in the United States, and even though it has been exacerbated in some ways by the surge in migrants, the true villains in this story, if you're inclined to think in terms of heroes and villains, aren't desperate brown people (or blue-city mayors or the Biden administration); rather, the bad guys are members of the billionaire class -- people such as "real estate moguls" Donald Trump and Grant Cardone.

Huge faceless corporate landlords such as Blackstone are also playing a big part, of course,
although there is disagreement about how much (or even if) they're really to blame for the crisis. In any case it would be a mistake to discount the culpability of blustering egomaniacs such as Donald Trump and wealthy Florida Scientologist Grant Cardone, both of whom have a gift for attracting a large and passionately loyal following.

It's worthy of note that
the Stand With Trump sucker fund that Grant and his wife Elena set up to cover Donald Trump's New York civil fraud fine has now passed the $1 million milestone, a mere seven days after it was launched. And the money just keeps pouring in, with no sign of stopping any time soon.

It is quite clear, not only from Elena's overly dramatic missive on the
GoFundMe page but also from scads of other information widely available online, that Grant Cardone feels a special bond with Trump. In his eyes, the two are both highly successful real estate tycoons who are only trying to do good things, but are constantly being oppressed by the government and the legal system and critics and whatnot. Somebody call the waaaaahmbulance!

I think it's far more accurate to say that what Trump and Cardone actually have in common, besides ostentatious wealth, outsized egos, and a gift for the grift, is that they are completely indifferent to the widespread misery that the US housing crisis has created, and it could be argued that they are major contributors to that crisis.

The landlord from hell
Consider Trump, for example. As The New Republic's Kenny Stancil wrote in a piece appearing on Yahoo! News on February 21, 2024,
the very real potential for a return to Trump's housing policies would be a disaster.

In 2017, ProPublica described the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development, or HUD, under Ben Carson as “the perfect distillation of the right’s antipathy to governing.” It was an apt characterization given that Carson repeatedly advocated for harmful budget cuts, sought to triple rents and foist onerous work requirements on the country’s poorest tenants, and impeded fair housing enforcement. Everything he did ran counter to HUD’s mission.

It’s taken years for President Joe Biden's administration to clean up the mess left by Carson, and the 2024 election threatens to undo all of that hard work. But a return to Trumpism threatens more than a mere reversion: The truth is that his wayward administration did not accomplish all the destruction it intended. It’s frightening to contemplate how much more Carson—or someone who shares his
reactionary worldview—might pull off if would-be dictator Donald Trump wins a second term...

It's a good article, and hammers home yet another reason that a second Trump term would be a disater for America.

Trump also has a long history of being indifferent to the plights of tenants -- or, to put it more bluntly and honestly, of being a landlord from hell -- as this March 2016 piece on CNN.com describes.

There's an episode in Donald Trump's past that shows just how far this billionaire businessman will go to get his way.

It began in 1981. Trump bought a 14-story building on prime real estate facing New York City's Central Park.

His plan was to tear down the building and replace it with luxury condos. But first he needed a small band of rent-stabilized tenants out of there.

To succeed, Trump played rough, according to lawsuits filed by the tenants. Renters said he cut heat and hot water, and he imposed tough building rules. Trump even proposed sheltering homeless people in the building...

...The next move in his real life game of Monopoly came in July 1981, when he bought a hotel and its neighbor, a rent-stabilized building at 100 Central Park South.

Two months later, he applied for a demolition permit to blow it up. Trump fired the building manager and replaced him with Citadel Management. In his book,
The Art of the Deal, Trump himself said he chose a company that "specialized in relocating tenants."

Just a few months later, on New Year's Eve, several tenants received identical "lease violation" warning letters. The previous building owner had given renters permission to knock down walls and renovate their apartment units. But Trump was reversing that exception, and renters had only 12 days to rebuild the walls -- or face eviction.

An October 2018 opinion piece in The New York Times, written by tenant lawyer and law professor John Whitlow, describes Trump as "just another crooked New York City landlord":

...Donald Trump is a homegrown creature, a species well known and justifiably loathed by most New Yorkers — the unscrupulous landlord. The rest of the country may be in a constant state of shock when confronted with the tornado of news that whirls around the Trump administration. But tenant advocates know what he is doing. More than a stooge for Vladimir Putin or the embodiment of a disgruntled — and mythical — white working class, Mr. Trump is at his core a landlord, turning a handsome profit while the rest of us live in increasingly precarious conditions.

As a tenant lawyer, I regularly interact with landlords in the city’s housing courts. They make a killing by taking advantage of a rigged system. They extract as much wealth as possible from hard-working people trying to hang on to the places they call home, with little regard for the common good or the social fabric of our city. They take advantage of tax subsidies to renovate old buildings and construct new ones, and they engage in a range of practices, lawful and unlawful, to raise rents above the threshold beyond which tenants lose the protections of rent stabilization. And they regularly
discriminate against tenants on the basis of race, language, national origin and immigration status.

The rich man sleeps in his golden bed and tweets on his golden toilet and peddles his garish gold grift-shoes, while the skeletons fight for crusts and crumbs.

Grant Cardone's contributions to the misery index
Grant Cardone's multibillion-dollar empire is also based on being a less-than-stellar landlord, as well as on teaching others how they can do the same by pouring money into his multifamily residential property investment funds. The more I read about Grant and his real estate ventures, the more convinced I am that he and his ilk are very much a part of the problem of soaring rents and other factors that are lowering the overall standard of living for too many Americans, and are contributing to
a record increase in the number of homeless/unhoused people in "the richest country in the world."

An August 29, 2023 article on the New Republic site, headlined, "The Real Estate Hustle-Culture Con That's Exploiting Investors and Wrecking the Housing Market," lays it out starkly, focusing on Grant Cardone's significant contribution to the problem of housing insecurity.

An ostentatious Louisiana-born salesman with a penchant for down-home relationship advice, Cardone is a practicing Scientologist who casts himself as a plucky opponent to mainstream financial institutions. He rose to fame as a cold-calling guru, building a large online following with videos and courses that promised to reveal the secrets of salesmanship. He subsequently became a fixture on reality TV shows such as Turnaround King and Undercover Billionaire. He now operates a conference circuit that straddles the line between dumbed-down business school and a clumsy revival meeting (Donald Trump was a recent guest speaker). In Cardone’s videos on YouTube and Instagram, he champions a swaggering, somewhat cruel form of hustle culture aimed at a generation struggling to make sense of its economic misfortune.

Over the past few years, Cardone has directed much of his energy toward real estate investment, making use of his raspy charisma and endlessly rising house prices to preach the gospel of passive income. His focus has been on buying up multifamily apartment rental properties to generate sustained rental income and eventual appreciation on the property value. 

Crucially, Cardone has been able to make money not just by imparting financial advice but by exploiting his fan base to build a $4 billion residential real estate portfolio. “We are becoming a renter nation,” Cardone explains in a
video from 2020. He’s not wrong. But Cardone’s business model relies on increasing rents and squeezing tenants to maintain his debt-laden portfolio...

...The funds that Cardone promotes online are a type of syndicated investment. He asks his followers to invest, pools the capital, uses these proceeds to secure large loans, and then buys up undervalued rental properties on the premise that he can quickly increase the rents. He produces steady returns with the rents (the passive income), and by increasing the amount the building can earn, he’s also able to increase the value of the property itself. Along the way, Cardone takes management fees, acquisition fees, and up to 20 percent of the profits. Cardone has also been
accused of quietly buying the properties in advance and then selling them back to the fund at an inflated price.

Of note, the class-action lawsuit against Cardone that was cited in the New Republic article was dismissed in October 2023, for the second time in two years. (It had previously been dismissed, then reinstated by an appeals court.) The plaintiff had disclaimed fraud on Cardone's part, and ultimately couldn't prove that Cardone deliberately deceived his investors. Cardone went on YouTube to crow about the dismissal, slamming media outlets that had had the gall to report negative news about him and his ventures. He said that of 14,000 investors in his scheme, the plaintiff was the only one to complain.

Meanwhile,
Cardone has been busy spreading his own (blatantly self-serving) take on the real reason for the housing crisis in America. In his alternate reality, it's not at all because of inflated house prices fueled in large part by greedy corporate investors (renters who for various reasons are not in the market to buy a house apparently don't enter into his equation). Instead, he says, the problem exists mainly because the majority of the homes on the market are places that buyers simply are not interested in. From a February 21, 2024 piece on the gobankingrates.com site:

“You don’t want to buy most of the homes in America because they’re old,” he said. “It’s your grandmother’s home. It needs new carpet, new kitchen, new air conditioning, heaters.”

Cardone said that many buyers would prefer to buy a smaller home with amenities than an older home that needs to be completely renovated.

“You’re going to be more likely to move into a smaller condo or an apartment and get all the new amenities and a swimming pool and a gym and electronics and smart TVs, and all the cool stuff that people want today,” he said. “Not only do we have a shortage of inventory, we have a shortage of desirable inventory by 10 times.”

Cardone says we mustn't confuse a housing supply crisis with an actual housing crisis.

Cardone explained that while we are in the midst of a housing supply crisis, a possible housing crisis — an overall failure of the housing market — is decades away.

“I don’t think we’re headed for a housing crisis,” he said. “Seventy percent of the loans in America are either paid or they’re below 4%. You have 40% of Americans that have a loan under 3% for the next 28 years. So we don’t have a crisis until the year 2051.”

Oh, well, then, that's okay. Never mind the folks, both renters and owners, who are steadily being squeezed out of even marginally acceptable housing, and being pushed closer to homelessness, due to soaring costs. Never mind the growing numbers of people for whom that longtime cornerstone of the American dream, homeownership, is now an impossible dream. And never mind the glaringly obvious role that corporate landlordism is playing in the problem. Apparently none of that can be considered a "housing crisis" by Grant's definition. So, no worries.

To advance his own business interests, Cardone actively preaches against homeownership for most Americans (
even though he owns several premium properties himself, including his primary residence in Florida, which he bought for $25 million, and a vacation beach house in Malibu for which he paid $40 mil). He encourages other people to rent and to put the money that they would be throwing away on home maintenance into (his) real estate investments, which just happen to be multifamily residential properties. Of course this means that he and his "investors" benefit when rents keep rising on those rental units. Screw the folks who actually have to live in those units. From the New Republic article cited above:

Scooping up undervalued middle-class properties has its own impact. Cynthia Laurent, housing coordinator for Florida Rising, a social justice group based out of Orlando, says that the Sun Belt is already dealing with knock-on effects of investment in mid-tier real estate in peripheral urban enclaves and leafy suburbs. “It’s a chain effect. If folks can’t afford to buy homes, then they become renters. If more middle-class folks are now paying rents, the lower-class folks are being priced out of what is already a short-supplied and underdeveloped housing stock.”

Despite Cardone’s insistence that he stays away from depressed areas, Cardone Capital notes the Covid-19 eviction moratorium as an investment risk in its mandatory earnings report for the fund filed during the pandemic. Eviction has become part of how Cardone operates: Cardone Capital finalized the purchase of 10X Las Olas Walk in downtown Fort Lauderdale in December 2021 and got to work quickly, beginning eviction proceedings against seven tenants in the building the following month. Since then, there have been dozens of evictions filed against tenants in the building.

Cardone has tried to evict more than 50 tenants at 10X Riverwalk, another building in Fort Lauderdale, since he purchased it in 2021. Twenty evictions were filed at 10X Boca Raton, and nearly 100 have been lodged at 10X Delray Beach. This dovetails with extensive studies showing how investor-owned rental properties tend to have much
higher rates of eviction.

A recent investigation by
The Tampa Bay Post also charged that Cardone had been abusing a “workforce housing” scheme and overcharging tenants who are meant to receive affordable, subsidized housing in his building. Instead of passing on the subsidies to the tenants, 10X Wellington Club pocketed the public money provided by the county and claimed subsidies for vacant properties in the building as well.

All things considered, Cardone appears to be the landlord from hell, kinda like Donald Trump.

Residents who live at Cardone’s properties often struggle to get repairs done while suffering steep rent increases. But that seems to be of little concern to Cardone, who insists over and over again that his funds are raising up the video-watching masses by letting them in on the hidden world of real estate profits. “The real estate we are buying has traditionally been available only to the large institutions (such as Blackstone, Vanguard, Fidelity, Fairfield) and out of reach to everyday investors,” Cardone said as part of a promotion effort for one of his latest real estate funds. “I am making extraordinary investments available to the everyday person.”

As indicated in the quote above, a major part of Cardone's shtick has been positioning his real estate fund as an Everyperson's investment opportunity -- a chance to compete with the big guys like Blackstone and Vanguard. But in practice, there's little difference between him and those faceless and soulless giants.

Blackstone, Vanguard, Fidelity, and Fairfield are the lumbering giants of asset management and among the largest private owners of real estate in the U.S. Their size enables them to make incredible returns, swinging property prices, benefiting from economies of scale, tax advantages, lending rates, and complex financial engineering. Cardone benefits from many of these advantages as well. And while many commentators have pointed to the issues that emerge when ownership is concentrated among a few large institutional investors, Cardone’s smaller pooled funds contribute to the same affordability issues that have come out of the decline of affordable housing as rents increase. Housing as an investment category is the issue. And just like the powerful corporate investors, Cardone is intent on raising rents as much as he can and evicting those who can’t pay. For all his posturing, Cardone has spoken openly about his hopes that Blackstone will eventually acquire his real estate portfolio.

Hear that, Grant and Elena? "Housing as an investment category is the issue." So please, you two, in the name of all that is decent and good (look those words up if you're not sure of the meaning), STFU about how oppressed you and Trump and other predatory real estate moguls are. Rational folks aren't buying it.

Housing insecurity in the US is a complex and nuanced issue, and I'm not pretending there are any easy answers. What does seem clear is that career hucksters like Donald Trump and Grant Cardone, who are mainly out for themselves and their bottom lines, aren't doing anything to solve the problem and in fact are making it worse.

Monday, February 19, 2024

Garish gold sneakers and eau d'ouche: more Trumpish trash for sale

 

All that glitters can be sold, especially to suckers with more money than sense (or taste), and Donald Trump knows this better than just about anyone else. He also knows that there's more than one way to get those suckers to pay for the troubles that he brought on himself.

The Trumpcult GoFundMe grift run by billionaire Scamworld/Scientologist couple Grant and Elena Cardone, which we visited at length
on the previous Whirled post, has so far managed to collect over half a million bucks from tens of thousands of suckers, supposedly to pay $355 million of Donald Trump's New York civil fraud fine. And the money just keeps coming in. At the time I'm writing this, the top donation is an anonymous gift of $10,000.

Half a mil plus is a lot of money, but it's still a long, long way from $355 mil, not to mention the nearly $100k in interest for that same civil fraud judgment, not to mention all of the other money Trump owes so far as a result of being determined by various courts to be a fraudster and a defamer and a rapist sex abuser. As things stand now, he owes a small fortune.

But don't cry for Donny. Trump knows better than just about anyone else that if you're a skillful enough con artist/cult leader, there's more than one way to get the suckers to pay for the troubles you brought upon yourself. Besides having your scammy, scummy pals crowdsource a shipload of money for you, you can also slap your famous name on some more trashy products and sell them, or at least the promise of them, for outrageous prices. And it will work great, at least for a while.

Put on your hi-top sneakers, wear your red cap on your head
For instance, there are the high-top shoes that are making the news: those $400 Trump-branded
"Never Surrender" garish gold sneakers that reportedly sold out within hours of their launch. Introduced at an event in Philly known as SneakerCon (emphasis on the "con," in this case), "Never Surrender" was presented as a "super limited edition" of only 1,000 pairs. We'll just see how "limited" they really are, though. I'm betting that if there's enough demand, there will be a second run "for a limited time only," of course, and then a third, and a fourth...

It occurs to me that
"Never Surrender" was a hit song in the 80s by Canadian rocker/poseur Corey Hart. Another big hit of his was "Sunglasses At Night." I'm thinking that if you're in the same room with anyone who is wearing those gilded Trumpshoes, you are probably going to have to wear sunglasses whether it's day or night. At any rate, "Never Surrender" is a bold statement, but then again, so was "Never Back Down" -- and look where that got former presidential candidate and guv'ner of Floriduh Ron DeSantis. But I digress.

One of my favorite wags,
Rex Huppke, had a lot to say about Trump's sneaker scheme. From USA Today, February 19, 2024:

The new Trump sneakers look like Trump's arrogance in shoe form

Remarkably, the sneakers look exactly like the kind of sneaker you'd expect from [someone] who created a fake university named after himself and then settle had to pay $25 million to lawsuits accusing him of fraud.

The sneakers are (possibly spray-painted?) gold, including the laces. They have a big “T” on them in various places. And they have a sort-of American flag thingy wrapped around the ankles.

They're the go-to athletic shoe for people fleeing responsibility.

Huppke has an alternative suggestion for president-branded footwear that just might take off.

I recommend a durable-but-comfortable line of already-broken-in Biden Slippers. The motto is simple: “You should trust what you put your feet in. Not gold … just old, tough and cozy.”

They could give them away for free, as Biden has the distinct advantage of not owing more than half-a-billion dollars in penalties for fraud and defamation.

Seems like a shoe-in.

I'll take two pairs of those.

There may or may not be another run, or perhaps several, of the gaudy gold footwear, but just in case there isn't, or if there is but you simply don't have the bucks for a pair of the golden Trumpshoes and still want to contribute to The Cause while letting everyone know what a loyal cult member you are when you wear Trump merch out in public, no worries.
The same web site that sells the gold high-tops also offers low-top red sneakers called the T-Red Wave, as well as white ones dubbed POTUS 45 -- for only $199 each. You can pre-order them now, but be aware that there is a STRICT LIMIT OF 3 PAIRS PER CUSTOMER.

They'll smell you coming a mile away
If even the $200 sneakers are too rich for your blood, but you still want to help your idol, there's another Trump-branded product, sold on the same web site as the sneakers, that's poised to make a big splash and will only set you back 99 bucks:
Trump Victory 47 perfume or cologne.

Advance reviews are already pouring in,
at least on Reddit.

16h ago

I find this to be pretty one dimensional as it opens strongly with Filet-O-Fish and drys down relatively quickly to hamberders.

The elixir adds covfefe but generally feels as vapid and self-aggrandizing as the original.

Probably pass on this one and go straight for Deep Corruption: EDN(epotism).

And...

7h ago

I splashed on some Trump Victory 47 cologne before going into the Indian Casino in Quapaw Oklahoma. Never in my life has a cologne attracted so many fine women. I went in alone and went to Super 8 with 5 honeys

From what I've been reading on the Interwebz, Trump is in a position to release an entire line of fragrances, and I think he should. There's so much inspiration, according to some folks who have been in the same room with him.

So there you have it: the latest in a long line of Trump-branded products and services. I'm sure there's more to come. I would say caveat emptor, but if you're among the sane, you already know that, and if you're a MAGA you won't listen. But at least there is a disclaimer on the footwear-and-fragrance web site: "Trump sneakers and fragrances are intended for individual enjoyment and as a collectible and not for investment purposes."

A deep well of fraud in The Cowboy State
Another disclaimer on the sneakers-and-stinkum web site states, "Trump Sneakers are not designed, manufactured, distributed or sold by Donald J. Trump, The Trump Organization or any of their respective affiliates or principals." The web site also states, "45Footwear, LLC uses the Trump name, image and likeness under a license agreement." But it also says that the products are registered trademarks of CIC Ventures LLC,
which Trump reported owning in his 2023 financial disclosure.

And it will probably come as no surprise, since this involves Trump, but this venture points to yet another Scamworld-and-politix connection (notwithstanding yet another disclaimer/bald-faced lie on the shoe/pee-yoo site that there's nothin' political goin' on here). The 45Footwear LLC mentioned above is registered in one of the current fraud capitals of the world, a little town in my birth state of Wyoming. One of my favorite authors and commentators, Kurt Eichenwald, whom I follow on Xitter, is on the case. On February 18, 2024, Eichenwald posted this:

How....expected. The tiny town that is the registered location of the LLC paying Trump for the right to make his shoes - Sheridan Wyoming - is the central registration hometown of LLCs operated by crooks from around the world.

He cited an April 5, 2022 Washington Post piece about Wyoming's attraction for frauds from all over the globe. It's worth a read.

Bleeding the dupes dry
For years, Trump and his allies have had excellent luck sucking money from the loyal MAGA fan base, with thousands of small-dollar donations adding up to some massive big-dollar totals. But will these be enough to cover the humongous fines that Trump is now facing? Probably not, no matter how many shiny shoes and T-brand toilet water and other overpriced products the Trump team comes up with.

Conservative Rick Wilson is one person who thinks the T-merch gravy train, if not on the verge of derailment, won't be enough to bail Trump out. From
Raw Story, February 18, 2024:

Wilson, whose group of current and former Republicans opposing Trump recently put out an A.I. ad recreating Trump's disapproving father, appeared on MSNBC's Ayman on Sunday, where he was asked about Trump's money troubles.

Specifically, the host asked how many golden sneakers Trump would have to sell to make a "dent" in his debts...

..."There's a certain amount of money are gonna be able to raise from the MAGA voter pool in small-dollar donations," he added. "And they have bled that list of people dry."

He continued: "They have bled those people to the point where they're waiting for their social security or their disability check to come in every month before they can kick in another 25 bucks to save Donald Trump from the deep state, or whatever fantasy he's selling them."

Finally, Wilson said, "It is a powerful bond, but that's not going to give him the amount of cash he needs in this deal in time to avoid further consequences to his personal finances and his corporate finances."

Unfortunately, even if it isn't able to give him the amount of cash he needs, that powerful bond that Wilson describes may very well give Trump the votes he needs to retake the White House, and overturn democracy and the rule of law. (Which of course is why we have to outvote the MAGAs.)

And notwithstanding Wilson's most likely accurate assessment that many of the donors in the MAGA voter pool are living on Social Security and disability, there do seem to be significant numbers of folks who have much, much more than 25 bucks to toss into the big black hole. Or the big orange hole, as the case may be. Again, reference
the GoFundMe page that Trump's Scientology buds are running. I just peeked at it, and the total is nearing $684,000 as I'm writing this [on February 20, 2024; this part of the post is an update].

If the cheap shoe fits...
For those who prefer to look on the bright side, which is becoming increasingly more challenging, there is the possibility of widespread customer disillusionment regarding the gold-shoes gimmick, which might possibly lead to some breaking away from the cult. That's probably overly optimistic, but in any case,
a February 19, 2024 article on TheSpun.com emphasizes the fact that anyone who has shelled out hundreds of dollars for Trump's special shoes is only buying the promise of said shoes, and won't be able to actually get them until at least sometime this summer. And that's providing everything goes as currently planned.

...anyone ordering Trump's sneakers might want to check the fine print.

The fine print estimates that Trump's sneakers won't ship until the summer, and the Trump team is not liable for any delays in shipping. So, it could be a while before you actually get your President 45 sneakers.

"Shipping and delivery dates are estimates only and cannot be guaranteed. We are not liable for any delays in shipments," the fine print noted.

This is eerily similar to Big Baller Brand. LaVar Ball infamously launched his own sneaker brand, rather than having his oldest son, Lonzo Ball, signing with a Nike/adidas/etc.

The shoes were popular on social media, but cost two to three times a typical basketball shoe, and also had some major shipping problems. It took months for fans who ordered Big Baller Brand shoes to actually get them...

The article adds that ultimately Big Baller stopped making shoes, but then noted that with only 1,000 pairs of the Trumpshoes being made, the manufacturing and shipping process should be easier.

I'm not so sure about that, particularly since, as I indicated above, we can't even trust that the Never Surrender clown-shoe run will indeed be limited to only 1,000 pairs. Never underestimate the power of the infamous
false-scarcity marketing strategy. And the piece on TheSpun doesn't mention the other merchandise listed on the sneakers website: the two varieties of low-tops and the Trump fragrance, all of which are also available only for pre-order. There will be no instant gratification for any of this stuff, in other words.

On a February 20, 2024 piece on the conservative Bulwark, Joe Perticone, who appears to actually know something about the sneaker market, offered his perspective on the gaudy griftwear.

...it’s important to understand that the online sneaker market is Grifter City. Pure garbage is upsold for insane amounts over the manufacturer’s suggested retail price (MSRP). This excess value is determined by a number of different factors: scarcity, what’s currently (and fleetingly) considered “cool,” and unpredictable events—for example, the sighting of a celebrity wearing the yet-to-be-released kicks. Scarcity is the only factor that is in any way quantifiable, which is one of the reasons the online sneaker market is so volatile that it makes cryptocurrency look like the S&P 500.

In addition, shoes are often obtained by unscrupulous (if not illegal) means. Dedicated sellers will game
online drops with bots, teenagers will camp out in front of stores before they open, and, in an example I find particularly galling, non-skateboarders will swarm skate shops to buy up shoes many skaters would prefer to rip to shreds by actually wearing them.

Lastly, if you’re not already sitting down, please take a seat before reading this next sentence: Donald Trump occasionally lends his name to inferior products for the sake of a quick cash grab.

To my eye, the
Q Trainer 1s Trump sneakers appear to be cheap wholesale shoes with some shiny branding stitched on the sides. They don’t carry the material heft associated with premium sneakers, such as soles made by top-tier Italian producers like Margom or Vibram.

It’s also telling that they are years behind the current sneaker trends. Design time for anything in the world of original fashion can vary a lot: Many designers will work for three to six months on a collection, while others
move at their own pace, sometimes taking years.

The team behind Trump’s MAGA Stan Smiths appears to have borrowed their design of the shoe from the waning days of the George W. Bush administration. The $399 gold “Never Surrender High Top Sneakers” are reminiscent of the
Adidas high-tops designed by Jeremy Scott and popularized by rapper Lil Wayne during the late 2000s. Meanwhile, Trump’s other two sneakers—a $199 design that comes in red (“T-Red Wave”) or white (“POTUS 45”)—bring to mind the sock-style shoes that have been around for decades but took the sneaker market by storm in recent years thanks to innovative designs by Kanye West, the disgraced antisemitic rapper and producer whose long, fraught collaboration with Adidas changed the sneaker industry. 

Both of the Trump styles are very much
out at the moment.

But who knows -- maybe they'll be in again by the time they ship, assuming that they will actually ship (keep in mind that sketchy Wyoming-registered LLC).

By the way, you've probably heard by now that when discussing the golden clown shoes, a Fox "News" contributor, Raymond Arroyo, recently claimed that Black people will vote for Trump because they love sneakers. There's been a lot of blowback over that ludicrous statement. For instance, here's Mike Freeman for USA Today (February 23, 2024):

This wildly racist, and just plain odd stance, that Black people are so dumb, and so easily swayed, that large swaths of Black voters would back Trump simply because he rolled out the worst shoes ever invented, reminds me of when right-wing politicians and analysts said after Trump was booked in Georgia for one of his googolplex of criminal cases that Trump's mugshot would make him more popular with Black Americans. The reasoning for that is...because Black people identify with criminals more? I guess? Though I have to say The Wire is an excellent show.

In the last Presidential election,
AP VoteCast reported that eight percent of Black Americans voted for Trump. There are the usual stories appearing now about increasing numbers of Black men wanting to support Trump but if anyone believes that a bunch of Black people are going to back Trump because of shoes, you must really think incredibly low of us. Just like Trump does.

The reason right-wing people tell these stories about us, these lies, really, is because they see Black Americans in one dimension. In some cases, if not many, yes, it is just plain racism. But in others, it is just profound ignorance.

Ignorance and racism are the two main characteristics of the MAGA base, along with bad taste, of course. And until I see credible evidence to the contrary, I think that for as long as they can possibly manage it, the MAGAs will continue to throw their money away on Trumpy trash, and they'll continue to donate as much money as they can to save their Savior -- while at the same time they will continue to whine about how Biden has tanked the economy so badly that middle-class Americans can no longer cover the basic costs of living. As I said, we gotta outvote them.

This post has been updated and amended since its original publication on February 19, 2024. ~CC

If you're moved to do something better with your money than giving it to a fraudster,
consider giving a gift to this Whirled. You won't get gold shoes or cheap overpriced cologne, but you would be giving to a good cause. I'd really appreciate it.

Saturday, February 17, 2024

Billionaire Scientologist/Scamworld couple Grant & Elena Cardone are raising money to pay Trump's $355 million fine

In yet another tawdry scene from the unholy marriage between (right-wing) politix and Scamworld, billionaire huckster/Scientologist Grant Cardone and his wife Elena are appealing to the Trumpcult to cover Trump's massive New York civil fraud fine.

While many lauded
the $354.8 million judgment (plus approximately $100 million in interest) against #NeverWasMyPresident Donald John Trump in his New York civil fraud case, that development provided yet another splendid fundraising opportunity for him and the Trumpcult. This always seems to be the case whenever Trump has a legal setback.

Among the Trumpcult, the first out of the chute to make the news were prominent social media influencer/huckster/Scientologist Grant Cardone and his wife Elena of Floriduh (that's where their primary residence is, anyway), who are passionately and earnestly boosting the phony Trump-as-hero/martyr narrative that has snookered so many folks into forking over to support the Mango Mussolini. (Elena C is also involved in fundraising for election-denying loon Kari Lake.) On February 16, 2024, just after the news about the judgment broke, Elena started a GoFundMe page to get the rubes to pay Donny's yuuuge fine. The fundraising goal? $355 million big ones -- though apparently Trump is on his own with that $100 million in interest.

Never mind that Trump boasts he's a multi-billionaire, which means that he should have no problem paying that fine as well as other judgments against him. And never mind that the Cardones are billionaires too, and have no business soliciting regular folks, many of whom may be struggling to keep the lights on and food on the table, to give their hard-earned money to another alleged billionaire.

And also never mind that Trump's lawyers are, as expected, preparing to appeal the New York judgment, which may hinge on Trump's "there were no victims" defense. The argument goes that the loans were paid back, and the banks were sophisticated lenders instead of innocent rubes, and they knew darn well what they were getting into, and they made a tidy profit, and nobody was really hurt, and therefore all's right with the world. (Here are some reasons why that defense is bunk.)

At any rate, the appeals process could take more than a year. More than likely
Trump will use an appeal bond, secured with his assets as collateral. This would entail Trump putting up a percentage of the judgement, and a third-party guarantor would be on the hook for the full amount, according to Joshua Naftalis, a former federal prosecutor now in private practice in New York. At the very least, Trump may be able to get the judgment significantly reduced.

In short, there's no guarantee that every dollar of that big fine will actually have to be paid. The point is that at the moment,
nobody knows exactly how much Trump will ultimately have to pay on the New York civil fraud case (and on other judgments against him), or when he will have to pay it.

It's complicated, in other words.

But no scammer worth his or her salt ever let complicated reality get in the way of a good and simple grift. What the Cardones are doing is appealing directly to the great unwashed MAGA cult to donate every dollar possible, which the Cordones pinky-swear will be sent directly to the Trump Organization for the Great One's defense of "this ridiculous judgment." And oh, does Elena ever pour the histrionics on thick on
the GoFundMe page:

My name is Elena Cardone and I am a wife of Grant Cardone, mother and an ardent supporter of American values and an advocate for justice, I stand unwaveringly with President Donald Trump in the face of what I see as unprecedented and unfair treatment by certain judicial elements in New York. The recent legal battles he faces are not just an attack on him, but an attack on the very ideals of fairness and due process that every American deserves. It's a moment that calls into question the balance of justice and the application of law, disproportionately aimed at silencing a voice that has been at the forefront of advocating for American strength, prosperity, and security.

In standing with Trump, we're upholding the cause of every business owner and entrepreneur who believes in the fight against a system that increasingly seeks to penalize dissent and curb our freedoms.

The fact that a business owner did a loan with a bank, never defaulted, nor missed a payment, pays back the loan with interest and caused no financial damage to anyone, yet, the government overreaches and slaps a business owner with a $355M ruling should terrify all business owners and entrepreneurs. Is this Government seizing assets? Seeking financial ruin?

This is more than a legal fund; it's a call to all businesses owners and entrepreneurs to rally in defense of all businesses and for man who has never hesitated to stand in defense of us.

This fundraiser, therefore, is not merely about raising the “ruling” amount. It's about making a stand. It's about showing that when one of us is targeted for championing the values that make America great, he does not stand alone. We stand with him, shoulder to shoulder, ready to support, defend, and fight back against a system that threatens to undermine the very foundations of our republic.

Now, more than ever, it's time for business owners and entrepreneurs to unite, to show our collective strength and resolve. Let's stand with Trump to ensure that justice prevails and that we continue to fight for a country that respects freedom, honors courage, and rewards the unwavering spirit of its people.

So the Cardones claim to be standing shoulder to shoulder with Trump, fighting back "against a system that threatens to undermine the very foundations of our republic?" Huh. Apparently they don't seem to be at all concerned about Trump and gang's serious and deadly threats to American democracy -- and last time I checked, democracy was also a pretty important foundation of our republic.

And what's this about Trump never hesitating to stand in defense of "all business owners and entrepreneurs?" It's true that he
has been good to select business owners who were his buddies, as well as to large corporations). But overall Trump, who has a long and infamous history of stiffing small businesses and entrepreneurs, and whose tax cuts largely benefited huge wealthy corporations rather than small businesses, has never actually stood, or stood up, for anyone but Donald Trump. (Demagogic rhetoric at fascist pep rallies and reich-wing gatherings doesn't count; talk is cheap.)

When I started writing this post, the GoFundMe had raised more than $67,000 towards that $355M goal, and at the moment, the tally is nearly $138,000 -- and the donations keep pouring in. The "words of support" following the pitch are, for the most part, sickeningly culty praises for the Lard God Trump (with the NY AG and the judge cast as the Devils in the narrative), but there are, fortunately, some trolls as well. One cannot troll for free, however. You have to donate in order to be able to comment, and some, I am happy to say, have sacrificed a few bucks for the privilege of trolling. For instance, one woman donated $5 in order to say this:

Hi everyone, my name is Billie N*****. I am raising funds to prove that my grift is stronger than Donald Trump's. I have set a lofty goal of $355,000,000, but with your help, we will beat Donnie's numbers and prove ONCE AGAIN, that he will never be smarter, faster, nor better than ANY FEMALE EVER! It's a GRIFT, a GRIFT, and nothing, BUT the GRIFT, so help me, GOD! Donate here at my link above, and watch as I blow right past him. After all, how hard can it be to beat him?

There were a few other $5 donors who used more spicy language to describe the orange abomination. It's quite entertaining, and it's almost worth sifting through the worship and the groveling to find those kernels of truth. Even if the trolls' money goes into the same black hole that the supporters' cash does.
[Update, February 22, 2024: Unfortunately, it appears that commenting has been disallowed on the Cardones' GoFundMe page, and apparently all existing comments have been disappeared. At least I can't find them anymore, either on my mobile devices or my desktop computer. ~ CC]

Grifters who have each other's scaly backs
Grant Cardone himself has spoken up several times on Xitter about the judgment against Trump. For example, there's this February 17, 2023 post:

Regarding Trump $355M Judgement I have bought over $5,000,000,000 of real estate in my career… Every loan requires by law the lender get an independent appraisal, including an estimate of the property’s value. My estimate of value does not & cannot make for fraud.

Sure, Grant. In response to Cardone's Xitter post, a person named Mitch had a helpful suggestion.

so lend him the money if you and your wife trust him so much. he is suppose[d] to be a billionaire. so sure he will pay you back. go fund me is for health issues, homeless and poor to middle people in wealth. obviously you don't believe he would pay you back.

Good suggestion, Mitch. In any case, Cardone's passionate defense of Trump is to be expected, since Grant and Donny apparently have quite the sleazy bromance going on. From HuffPost, July 20, 2023:

In March 2022, businessman Grant Cardone stood onstage at his annual conference at the Diplomat Beach Resort in South Florida, preparing to introduce a special guest.

“The gentleman I’m about to bring to the circle right here is massively, massively successful,” he
said, his voice reverberating through a room filled with thousands of his adoring fans.

As the crowd roared and Lee Greenwood’s song “God Bless the USA” blared across the sound system, former President Donald Trump emerged from a corner of the room and strode to center stage, spotlights and smoke machines erupting around him.

Trump, smiling, fist-bumped Cardone, who seemed uncharacteristically starstruck as the former president told him, “You have a great reputation.” He added that if Cardone ever went into politics, “You would automatically have my vote. I don’t care whether you’re a Democrat or a Republican, you have my complete and total endorsement.”

That endorsement has been shared by millions of fans who eagerly follow Cardone’s advice; A-list celebrities like John Travolta, Tom Brady and Kevin Hart who routinely appear at his events; and finance websites like
CNBC’s Make It and Forbes that tout him as an expert.

Ah, John Travolta, a fellow Scientologist (who nonetheless has shown recent signs of disillusionment with the evil cultchurch). And Tom Brady, a fellow huckster (as observed on this Whirled back in May of 2016). Turds of a feather...

Cardone's journey from minor scammer to major scammer (with some help from Scientology)
The key to Grant Cardone's success has been his social media skills, which he has leveraged to sell his "training" programs and real estate "investments" to his millions of devoted followers. As one of the world's leading "finfluencers" or financial influencers, he uses the classic Scamworld come-on of flaunting his opulent, ostentatious, celebrity-infested lifestyle while repeating the ancient Scamworld mantra: "And you can too!" From the HuffPost article cited above:

Cardone’s promise is simple: His fans, too, can have a slice of the high life, provided they attend his seminars to learn his sales techniques or invest money in his real estate company.

But as is always the case, sooner or later, with the and-you-can-too grifters, there have been some pesky legal problems as a result of some folks waking up and recognizing that they'd been had.

...lawsuits examined by HuffPost show that he’s been involved in a series of business disputes over the years and that people around him have been accused of fraud by federal authorities. His twin brother, Gary, who put up the seed money for Cardone’s booming real estate business, has been the target of Federal Trade Commission civil action, which alleges his company helped scammers evade credit card fraud alerts. The FTC is petitioning the court to close Gary Cardone’s business and order him to pay money to consumers impacted by his activities. (Gary Cardone did not respond to requests for comment.)

Court records from lawsuits involving Grant Cardone’s training programs include claims from former clients who say they were trapped into lengthy, inflexible contracts that they were unable to pay for or get out of.

The owner of an Ohio power-washing business claims he tried to cancel the firm’s $497-a-month contract after eight weeks but said he was unable to do so. An employee from Cardone’s training company stated they could only cancel after their contract was completely fulfilled, and the firm later sued for the remaining $16,401 of the contract. The case was settled.

Lisa Williams, the owner of Jubilee Family Chiropractic, a struggling family business in Virginia, signed up for a six-year training contract at $795 a month. A fan of Cardone, she claims she maxed out her credit cards to attend training sessions with him....

And then there's a class action lawsuit, filed in 2020, that alleges he used his mighty social media prowess to mislead investors with overblown promises of high returns. Natch, Cardone has denied the allegations, accusing his accusers of suing in order to "hold a company that is doing great things hostage." [There's more about this class action suit in the February 23, 2024 Whirled post. ~ CC]

Cardone is also accused of infusing Scientology teachings into his business methods. He settled a 2017 lawsuit filed by former employees, though the terms of the settlements haven't been made public. And although none of the settled or ongoing lawsuits have named Scientology as a co-defendant, a rep for the cultchurch wrote this to HuffPost:

The slanted and offensive allegations you have sent us, while mostly unsourced, from their tenor, appear to be lifted from a handful of anti-Scientology bigots who shriek at any successful Scientologist. The fact is there are many Scientologists and they are everywhere around the world. You can find them in their homes, at work and helping others in the community.”

And that, as you may know if you know even the basics about Scamworld and cults, is a variation on the standard reponse of both cults and scam artists to criticism: The critics are nothing more than jealous losers who hate success.

For his part, Cardone credits his involvement with Scientology with propelling him to new heights of success.

While Cardone’s training business empire was on the ascent, he was still intent on building something much bigger — and when he joined the Church of Scientology in the early 2000s, his path to wealth accelerated. When asked if he is still a Scientologist, Cardone did not respond. In its written response, the Church of Scientology stated: “While Mr. Cardone is undeniably a prominent parishioner, he holds no official nor unofficial position in the Church hierarchy and has no special ‘status.’”

You really should read the entire Huffpost article (here's that link again), because it provides the history of Grant Cardone's rise in both Scamworld and the Church of Scientology, and it details some of the ways he has tried to leverage his Scientology connections to enhance his own scampire.

Teach your children well...
Unfortunately, it appears that Grant and Elena are encouraging their fourteen-year-old daughter to carry on the scamily tradition. The young girl has made a few headlines for
her Tik-Toks where she offers tips on how to become a millionaire before the age of twenty. She has outlined her own plans to do just that by working for her dad, apparently. From Unilad, January 18, 2024:

She said she works for her father, and is paid $4,000 to $5,000 a month. For doing what? Not quite sure, to be honest.

This hefty monthly sum then goes straight into real estate, and according to her own calculations, each year that money is doubled and tripled and will allow her to reach $1 million in the next six years.

Fortunately, not a whole lot of folks seem to be taking her seriously.

Rather than thank you messages for the pseudo financial wisdom, social media users were quick to dispute her method.

Many remarked that most teenagers don’t have access to jobs that merit $60,000 a year.

Others added that they also don’t have a luxury of being able to put all of their money into investments, with their hard earned cash more likely ending up in the pockets of landlords, utility companies, coffee chains, etc.

But apparently the youngster is learning from the best, so she may very well have a great grifting career ahead of her.

For now, her shameless parents are waving the Trump banner proudly, profiting from their promotion of Trump's hero/martyr mythology.

Another Scamworld parallel: Kevin Trudeau's ongoing grift
If you have been following this blog for any length of time, you very likely saw this bit coming a mile away. This is the part where once again, as I have done so many times before, I compare Donald Trump's hero/martyr shtick to that of serial scammer and convicted felon
Kevin Trudeau, aka KT, aka Katie on this Whirled. (Katie, by the way, has been a devoted Trumpster for years, as have many of his followers.)

Like Trump, Trudeau has built an entire fundraising scampire around the lie that he is not just fighting for himself, but for each and every one of us, and that when "they" (the government, law enforcement, etc.) come for him, they are coming for us too. Like Trump, he is the mighty warrior who is standing between us and "them." And
just like Trump, Kevin Trudeau has an army of sycophantic proxies who spread his message and endlessly fund-raise for him. People are still giving thousands of dollars a month to Kevin Trudeau, a known fraud, because he appeals to some of their basest emotions and because they believe his slick lies that he is looking out for them.

As I often like to say, Donald Trump is Kevin Trudeau, writ large, and conversely, Kevin Trudeau is Donald Trump, writ smaller. Again, turds of a feather...

By the way, Kevin has something in common with Grant Cardone (I mean besides Trumplove, and being an inveterate grifter who brags about his successful lifestyle): an abiding love for Scientology, which, like Cardone, he has infused in various ways into his businesses. Not only did he foist Scientology and Dianetics on his employees in the past, but just recently (January 29, 2024), his "Official Fan Club" page highlighted Speaking From Experience, a business book by Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, as "the 1st book that Kevin Trudeau has all new staff read." As well, he borrowed heavily from Scientology indoctrination techniques to advance his mega-scam GIN (the Global Information Network).

While we're on the topic of Scientology, there have been some eyebrow-raising Trump-Scientology connections, as noted by The Daily Beast in the July 2020 article linked to in this sentence. And the Cardones aren't the only wealthy Scientologists who luv Trump; there's also another Florida Scientologist named Trish Duggan, who donated many millions of bucks to the Trump campaign in 2020, as well as in 2024 (though she and her fellow donors haven't been able to keep Trump's Save America Super PAC from running out of money). But Trump/Scientology is another rabbit hole, which you're welcome to explore to your heart's content. I don't want to get too far off topic.

And lest you think that I'm beginning to sound like one of the conspiranoid loons I'm always snarking about, I am not suggesting that there is some tightly woven conspiracy or collusion involving Trump/Trudeau/Scientology/the Cardones et al. I'm simply pointing out connections and common threads. For now, though, let's get back to the Cardone con, whose GFM page I just now checked again, and it's already approaching $167,000. Suckers!


How long can the Cardone GFM grift go on?
Some have suggested that the Cardone GoFundMe page violates GFM's terms of service, mentioning, for instance, that GoFundMe has rules against raising funds to pay criminal fines. But Trump's case is civil, not criminal, and so far GoFundMe hasn't taken the page down.

Even so, potential donors would be wise to question the Cardones' promises about the disposal of the funds. Until and unless the Cardones actually get nabbed for fraud, it looks like a win-win situation for them. As
a writer on the National Zero blog put it on February 16, 2024:

In the first of what is sure to be many crowdfunding efforts to pay Donald Trump's $355 million judgment, Elena Cardone, the wife of wealth fund manager Grant Cardone–himself worth a reported $700 million who runs a website called 10xGrowthCon (c'mon people, the word "con" is right in the name)–wants everyday people to pay for Trump's malfeasance by setting up a site on GoFundMe.

"In standing with Trump, we're not just supporting an individual; we're upholding the cause of every patriot who believes in the fight against a system that increasingly seeks to penalize dissent and curb our freedoms," Cardone asserts defiantly. "This is more than a legal fund; it's a clarion call to all patriots to rally in defense of a man who has never hesitated to stand in defense of us." It's also a way to generate a fantastic mailing list of people who want to experience 10xGrowth.

Yes, there is that.

All of this puts me in mind of another Trump-related scam from a few years back,
We Build The Wall, in which a few shameless Trumpsters, including the terminally repulsive Steve Bannon, suckered the rubes out of millions of bucks to go towards building Donnie's big Wall because the big bad government was refusing to fund it. That scheme did turn out to be a big fraud, with legal consequences.

As for the Cardones' GoFundMe grift, at this point, I am inclined to agree with one of the commenters on
the National Zero post I linked to above. In response to the suggestion that folks should report the Cardone page to GFM for violation of TOS, one person wrote:

It's beautiful, but part of me does not want to interfere with the separation of fools and their money. Particularly since these monies are likely to go to GOP campaign funds if not diverted.

As for me, I'm finding it more and more difficult to sympathize with anyone who is willingly screwed by a grifter, whether that grifter is Grant Cardone, Kevin Trudeau, or Donald Trump.

The takeaway, once again: Caveat emptor. And if you want to save democracy in America, vote blue.

PS added on February 18, 2024: I checked the Cardones' GoFundMe grift page, and the donations now total more than $306,000.00. Granted, that's a long way from $355 million, but still. One of the people I follow on Xitter, Brian Kassenstein, posted about the grift page yesterday, writing:

A billionaire, Grant Cardone's wife, is raising $355,000,000.00 for another alleged Billionaire, via GoFundMe, because the one billionaire was found to have committed FRAUD.

So far hundreds of non-billionaires have donated money to the billionaire, who committed fraud, in order to help that billionaire pay off his fine, of which would indirectly go to the taxpayers of New York.

I'd rather light my money on fire. At least I'd get a few seconds of entertainment..

I'm just waiting for it to be shut down because it appears to violate Gofundme's rules.

I'm surprised these people have money left after all the NFTs and gold Trump coins they have purchased over the years.

Since the page remains up and running, I'm thinking that it will be allowed to stay up and running, most likely because it doesn't violate GFM's rules. Here is the link to GFM's terms of service, which may or may not be helpful to you if you're trying to figure out whether or not the Cardones' grift actually violates those terms.

Just for grins I copied and pasted the top 99 donations at the time, eliminating last names. I wonder how many of these folks who donated hundreds or thousands of dollars to help Trump are also bitching about how horrible the economy is under Biden, or are griping because food and gasoline prices are still too high. You can buy a lot of food and gas for $2,500. Just saying.

1. Aaron J.         $5,000
2. Anonymous         $2,500
3. Anonymous         $2,000
4. Anonymous         $2,000
5. Anonymous         $1,500
6. Stuart G.         $1,000
7. James W.         $1,000
8. James F.         $1,000
9. Anonymous         $1,000
10. margaret k.         $1,000
11. Edward L.         $1,000
12. Diana O.         $1,000
13. Michael D.         $1,000
14. Anonymous         $1,000
15. Anonymous         $1,000
16. Luke & Toni Ann R.         $1,000
17. joseph p.         $1,000
18. Anonymous         $1,000
19. Theresa K.         $1,000
20. Trey M.         $1,000
21. Anonymous         $500
22. Anonymous         $500
23. Jeffery R.         $500
24. Brook N.         $500
25. Anonymous         $500
26. Russell B.         $500
27. Brad M.         $500
28. Maria B.         $500
29. Anonymous         $500
30. Marie E.         $500
31. Glenn S.         $500
32. Anonymous         $500
33. Anonymous         $500
34. Scott B.         $500
35. ALICE A.         $500
36. William L.         $500
37. Anonymous         $500
38. Moon P.         $500
39. Don W.         $500
40. Anonymous         $500
41. Anonymous         $500
42. Gordon S.         $500
43. Anonymous         $500
44. Anonymous         $500
45. Anonymous         $500
46. Anonymous         $500
47. Eva P.         $500
48. Judy S.         $500
49. Javier R.         $500
50. Matthew I.         $500
51. Yvette B. G.         $500
52. Anonymous         $500
53. Yvette G.         $500
54. Anonymous         $500
55. Anonymous         $500
56. Anonymous         $500
57. Zachary T.         $500
58. Anonymous         $500
59. Anonymous         $500
60. Brock B.         $500
61. Anonymous         $500
62. Bethny H.         $500
63. Joseph M.         $500
64. brian N.         $500
65. Anonymous         $500
66. Donna I.         $500
67. Richard A.         $500
68. Angela G.         $500
69. Anonymous         $500
70. Anonymous         $500
71. Jay C.         $500
72. Barry C.         $500
73. Lisa C.         $500
74. Anonymous         $400
75. Brandy M.         $400
76. David B.         $360
77. Terence M.         $355
78. Anonymous         $355
79. Erick G.         $333
80. Anonymous         $300
81. Anonymous         $300
82. Lance L.         $300
83. KEVIN F.         $300
84. Anonymous         $300
85. margaret k.         $300
86. Sophia M.         $300
87. Anonymous         $300
88. Cambridge C.         $300
89. Kenton A.         $275
90. Anonymous         $253
91. Ronald L.         $250
92. Donna M.         $250
93. Anonymous         $250
94. Anonymous         $250
95. Anonymous         $250
96. Karla H.         $250
97. Anonymous         $250
98. T E         $250
99. Anonymous         $250 

Update/addendum, February 22, 2024
The bucks keep coming in to the Cardones' gift page; when I checked just now the total was approaching $975,000.00, and it's still steadily climbing. As of a couple of days ago, the top donation was an anonymous gift of ten grand. $975k is still a long way from $355 million, but there's no indication that GoFundMe has any intention of taking the page down any time soon, and apparently there's no deadline for reaching the goal, so it may stay up indefinitely.

Meanwhile, Elena Cardone has added a few paragraphs to her original pity-the-poor-billionaire-business-owner screed:

Given the circumstances, my husband and I have also now decided to cancel all future events in NY and halt all our real estate ventures there. I believe NY is not safe nor a place to conduct business at this time.

Thank you to all who are showing support. We ARE standing for what’s right. We ARE being seen and heard.

My lawyers are diligently working to ensure the funds are utilized properly.

Thank you for Standing With Trump, and thank you for Standing for This Country.

This would be merely funny if not for the fact that so many dimwits believe it. Anyone who is Standing With Trump is, undoubtedly, Standing With Trump, but is emphatically not Standing for This Country and is certainly not standing up for what's right. Elena is either gaslighting, or she is willfully blind to the grave danger Trump poses for American (and world) democracy.

As for the Cardones boycotting New York -- wow, what a devastating blow to a state (and city)
that have already been felled by the latest stupid MAGAtrucker boycott.

Another update, February 23, 2024:
The GoFundMe sucker fund total has now exceeded $1 million, and Elena Cardone added an extended Update about this milestone to to her original begging-for-bucks missive. She also took time to assure donors that the funds are really, really, really going to be used only as intended, i.e., "to cover fines related to the New York civil fraud case, its appeal, and any related expenses." Hmmm... "any related expenses" could cover, well, just about anything.

And there's also this: "We are currently in communication with President Donald Trump's team to ensure that he can and will accept the funds raised. It's crucial that we navigate this process carefully and legally, and we appreciate your patience as we work through the details."

So, if it's determined that Trump can't or won't accept the funds, will everyone who contributed get a refund? Elena pledges "transparency," but I'm thinking that with hucksters, particularly Trump-aligned hucksters, the use of the word "transparency" could be like
Vizzini's use of "inconceivable" in the movie The Princess Bride.

This post has been updated and amended several times since its original publication on February 17, 2024. ~CC