Saturday, May 28, 2016

Facebook "censors" Leonard Coldwell again: somebody call the waaaahmbulance!


Not-Doctor Leonard Coldwell, he of the extravagant boasts and faux credentials, is once again complaining about being suspended -- or "banned" as he histrionically puts it -- from Facebook. This time around, on his Wednesday, May 25, 2016 entry, which is one of the few original "blog" posts he has ever published on his main site, he is claiming that the reason for the suspension is that he wrote posts supporting US presidential candidate Donald Trump.

Dr. Coldwell Banned from FB for Support of Trump – Lets [sic] Sue FB!

...screamed the big headline.


As usual, Coldwell's claims make no sense at all. Look at it logically, though to do so you have to overlook the fact that logic and Lenny don't even belong in the same blog post together. If people got suspended from Facebook merely for writing supportive posts about Trump, there would be no pro-Drumpf content on Facebook whatsoever. But my feeds are constantly cluttered with users' posts supporting The Donald's presidential run (I do have Facebook friends who are Trump supporters), as well as links to "news" and opinion pieces that are favorable to the orange blowfish. And there are scads of Facebook pages and communities devoted to supporting Trump's presidency.

Nevertheless Lenny is crying martyr again, and not surprisingly is once again waving the litigation banner, inviting his idiot followers to join him in a one-billion-dollar class action lawsuit.

Said he:
Dr. Coldwell Re-Posted on FB a post in regard to the fact that Trump is not a Muslim Hater.
He was shortly after banned for his actions despite the fact that we, as Americans, still have free speech under the second [sic] amendment.
It is time to start a Class A Lawsuit against Facebook and Mr. Zuckerberg. He believes his corporate policies are binding for the Facebook user without any form of justice or way to question their unlawful actions. There is no method set up to defend a post and reverse their unlawful and criminal Actions.
Law is not a one-way street. Since Facebook profits from our posts and participation, we have the right to sue for a part of that money and as freelancers. Simply put, we have rights, possibly employee rights. We have the right to get our regular hourly rate if Facebook does not obey and adhere to their own policies and rules.
Let's take a closer look at this matter.

First...Second... one of those numbers... the point is, we love Trump!
To begin with, it is the First Amendment that addresses free speech, not the Second Amendment, and you would think that the guy
who describes himself as "one of the leading authorities for Constitutional Law (Common Law ) Sovereignty and the fight for Liberty and Freedom" -- and who is co-author of the best book ever written about the subject would know his First from his Second Amendments. (By the way, as mentioned here a few times previously, Coldwell's co-author on that great law book, "Dr. Sam Kennedy," is currently serving prison time for tax evasion).

My husband Ron attempted to set little Lenny straight.


Nice try, Ron, but I doubt that your comment will ever see the light of day. Except here.

On a Facebook discussion about the matter, Ron added, "And BTW, Herr Genius, before you can claim to have rights as an employee or freelancer, you must first have an employment or work-for-hire contract. Feel free to post evidence that you have either. We'll wait."

I suspect we will have a long wait. I do have a feeling that eventually LoonyC or one of his admins [I originally speculated it would be Sarah, but she seems clueless or indifferent about it at the moment] will realize the mistake about the amendment, most likely as a result of reading Ron's comment, and will silently correct it, hoping no one else noticed. But look, I have a screen shot (as usual, click to enlarge).



And here's the rest of the little screed.

 

The amendment gaffe was proudly paraded on Facebook as well, also on May 25, on The Only Answer to Cancer page, which is one of numerous pages Coldwell maintains and from which he has not been suspended. (Which makes his whining seem all the more... whiny.) His favorite admin and "little sister" Sarah provided a supportive comment without making note of the First/Second confusion.




Now, I suppose this whole thing could be viewed as a Second Amendment issue if you stretched the definition a little and framed it as a case of Lenny being deprived of an opportunity to "shoot off" his mouth. But clearly this was an error on the part of Lenny and/or his admin(s), and it hasn't been corrected yet as of this writing.

For the benefit of Lenny and Sarah and anyone else who may be reading this: here is a very basic summary of both the First and the Second Amendments to the Constitution of the United States of America. Be sure to take scrupulous notes so you can work the information into your presentations about sovereignty and freedom and Constitutional law at the next IBMS Masters Society (GIN ripoff club) meeting... or are you not having those in the USA any more? That club was doomed from the beginning, though the death knell really seemed to be ringing back in December 2014 when Peter Wink apparently left the party... but I digress.

Regarding amendments, your idol Donald Trump is indeed a supporter of Second Amendment rights, or at least he comes across that way, though your ignorance about amendments and numerous other subjects might endear you to the man who says that he "loves the poorly educated." But what about the First Amendment, which -- not to belabor the point -- is the relevant one in this instance? Donald Trump is clearly no friend to freedom of the press, at least when it comes to content that is critical of him. In that regard, he's much like... well, you know.

Not to belabor the point, of course.


Is Coldwell telling the truth (stop snickering) about the Facebook suspension?
Is there any truth to Lenny's claim? Did he really get suspended (not banned, but suspended) from Facebook simply for saying that Donald Trump is not anti-Muslim? In light of the fact that there are hundreds of much more passionately pro-Trump (and stupider, more toxic anti-Muslim rants) on Facebook -- and that all of these are allowed to remain unmolested by that criminal Zuckerberg -- I think we can safely assume that Lenny is not telling us the entire truth, to put it very kindly.

Here is a May 21, 2016 screen shot that appears to show a part of the story Lenny didn't tell on his blog post.




Although there is indeed a relatively innocuous (though comically misinformed) pro-Trump statement in this post, that statement appears to have been written by someone else, judging by the fact that everything is spelled, capitalized and punctuated by someone much more literate in written English than Lenny is. But look at the clearly anti-Semitic comment about that statement by "Dr. Leonard Coldwell" (the name he uses on his German-language Facebook page):
How the Jews run the world -- lets [sic] see is [sic] Zuckerass blocks me now too in that case.
On his German page on the same day, "Dr." Leonard Coldwell posted essentially the same complaint.



I simply do not have the ability to trace the entire history of the posts on both the English and German pages, but I think the above screen shots give enough of a clue. If Facebook did indeed remove a post of Coldwell's because "it doesn't follow the Facebook Community Standards," you can be pretty sure that there was some anti-Jewish or other hate-filled screed (possibly a toxic anti-Muslim screed that he's not showing us) attached to that non-Coldwellian #TRUMP2016 post. You can also be pretty sure that the removal happened because someone reported Loony for the hatement, not for being a Trump supporter.

Moreover, if you look at the screen shots that Coldwell shared on his May 25 "blog" post, it appears that all of the controversy centers around content on his German ("Dr. Coldwell") page, and as noted, he hasn't been suspended from that page. He's still posting, as anyone who has Facebook access can see by clicking on this very public page. But the tone of his challenge to "Zuckerass" ("Lets [sic] see is [sic] Zuckerass blocks me now too") makes it appear that he actually wanted to be blocked/suspended, just so he could have another opportunity to whine.
Also worth noting is that if the offending post was originally published on his German page, this would make arguments about the First (and Second) Amendments all the more irrelevant. 

Now, if Lenny would be willing to share a screen shot of his complete original post-- and the entire message from Facebook about it for that matter -- perhaps it would tell us a different story. Otherwise we can just assume that he is lying as usual. I know, I am as shocked as you are.
 
Threatened ass-action flawsuits and Lenny's history of Facebook abuse
I seriously doubt that Zuck is quaking in his boots about the prospect of being fake-sued by Lenny, who has fashioned a third or fourth career as a vexatious -- and unsuccessful -- litigant.

I also question the Len-sinuation that Zuck and Facebook are making tons of money from Lenny's poorly spelled, semi-literate, conspiracy-meme-filled and often hateful rants on his numerous Facebook pages. 


Coldwell has often promoted himself as one of the few sources of valuable information that can't be found anywhere else; therefore, according to him, every time he gets blocked or banned or suspended, people who could benefit from his valuable info are being criminally deprived. Oh, the humanity!

But does anyone really benefit from (and does anyone in the sane world really miss) moronic posts such as this one (posted a few days before the Great Ban), in which Loony says that HAARP is killing us with volcanoes? 


 

Hey, I know another guy who had a great volcano tale too.

Incidentally, the article that Coldwell's post linked to said nothing about HAARP (
which was shut down in 2013). That was Coldwell's spin. If you really want to know about the possible causes of increased volcanic activity worldwide, there is plenty of legitimate information and informed speculation on the Web.
 

Granted, the volcano post isn't hate speech; it's just stupid speech, and is merely one random example of the lunacy he likes to share when he isn't spewing hatred all over his Facebooks. But getting back to the subject of hate speech, I seriously doubt that many people (except for a few cretins) miss, or that Zuck is making millions off of, Lenny's unhealthy obsession with trans-genitals:

 

As many if not most of you know, Leonard Coldwell has a long history of writing abusive and hate-speechy posts on Facebook. Here's one of the abusive posts (personally abusive to me, that is) from October 2014. I reported this one to Facebook, even though I had not reported dozens of other abusive and defamatory posts he had written about me. Since this one had my home address and phone number I felt it endangered me. Facebook did remove this one and of course Coldwell complained about being censored, as usual. 

Here are another couple of posts, from the same time period, which he posted on his friend Abe Husein's page, but which Abe later removed after I brought them to his attention. I have mentioned, displayed and linked to these several times previously, of course, and ask those of you who have seen it all before to forgive the redundancy. But this is for the benefit of new readers. It's good to have all of the essential information in one place.

And if you want to complain about "
aristocracy like kingdoms, declaring rules and cutting people off at the knees when opinions do not match up" (in the words of Sarah the Creative on the aforementioned May 25 Facebook post), what about Coldwell's refusal to allow dissent on his own forums, and his decision to completely block people like me from participating on all of his many Facebook pages (and blocking me completely from even seeing his main page) -- while he freely used Facebook to publish my home address and cell phone number along with foul false accusations that I had killed his dog and was sexually harassing him

I wasn't allowed to speak up in my own defense, and anyone else who tried was promptly blocked and accused of being me under a fake name. I had to fight Facebook to get the worst of the posts removed, but some remain up to this very day, searchable on Google. When LoonyC failed at his attempts to shut me up by discrediting me and encouraging some of his rabid followers to get in touch with me, he tried to sue me (and a few others who had criticized him) into silence. We saw how that worked out.
 

So don't bawl about "cutting people off at the knees when opinions do not match up." Leonard Coldwell is one of the worst offenders in that regard.

UK wag Longdog has written a few blog posts about some of Lenny's past Facebook suspensions,
such as this one in January of this year. That time around, Lenny claimed he'd been locked out because of his posts about Obama. Longdog pointed out that the real reason was that Lenny was constantly posting "racist shite" like this.

The January suspension followed a long string of hateful posts, over the previous few weeks, some of which Longdog documented
in this December 2015 post. Longdog posted several screenshots of Lenny's spittle about Muslims and the "Negro," President Obama -- shots that clearly displayed Lenny's racism, bigotry and xenophobia. Then for good measure Longdog posted a shot of one of the complaints about me that Lenny made in his failed 2015 lawsuit against Salty Droid, RationalWiki, me, and a few other parties and web sites. The main complaint against me was that I had written posts accusing Lenny of engaging in hate speech. No irony intended there, either.
 

By the time Lenny was allowed back on Facebook after that suspension, he'd changed his story about the reason for the suspension, as documented again by Longdog. This time (and not for the first time), Coldwell blamed Facebook for writing posts on his page and then blocking him for those posts that they had planted.
"My Staff and I will start making new Posts here for a while but we will eventually supporting FB. FB made Posts that I did not make and blocked me because of their on Posts on my Site here. I deleted some of my FB Pages already but they are still there. Since they will block me soon again please write to..."
Bernie at the GINtruth blog also wrote about this matter in January 2016, sharing some more of Lenny's hateful and racist Facebook posts. The entire GINtruth post is not about Coldwell but a substantial part of it is. And it is noteworthy that Bernie included a link to an article about Facebook's announcement in early 2016 that it was going to take extra steps to monitor hate speech among its European users -- of which Coldwell (as "Dr. Leonard Coldwell") is emphatically one.

More recently, in the wake of attention drawn to an insidious and potentially dangerous strategy whereby Jewish writers are targeted by vicious anti-Semites and Neo-Nazis on social media,
Facebook, Google and Microsoft partnered with the European Union to crack down on online hate speech, making a pledge to delete offensive comments on their respective platforms in under 24 hours. (Note: As of June 3, Google has pulled the Chrome extension called "Coincidence Detector" that had been used to target Jewish people. So it looks as if the alt-right haters will have to come up with new code to do their dirty deeds.) In any case, if Leonard Coldwell continues to write posts about the nefarious Jews and the ways they rule the world -- or to make snide remarks about "the Negro" Obama or blacks in general or Muslims -- he can expect to be reported for those posts, and most likely to be suspended yet again.

I want to make it clear, as I have previously, that I have never reported Coldwell for hate speech on any social media platform. I have only reported him to Facebook for those posts that endangered me by posting my home address, and for writing posts accusing my friend Bernie O'Mahony of being a child rapist. And whether you agree or disagree with the policies or actions or the intent behind monitoring and removing hate speech -- and as I've said numerous times, for the most part I lean towards granting haters, including Coldwell, the right to spew -- this is not a matter of Facebook or the New World Order or the pro-Obama or anti-Trump forces or Big Pharma or anyone else targeting one little mustachioed madman. Rather it is a matter of Facebook policy, applied to everyone, in keeping with the platform's efforts to minimize hate speech.

Going back further in time: In a January 2015 blog post, Bernie wrote about Coldwell's social media and Internet martyrdom. And going even further back: In this February 2013 post Bernie wrote about the same issue, this time focusing on Coldwell's propensity for confusing spam with hacking.

Though Coldwell's claims about being "hacked" are for the most part bunk, he has been suspended from Facebook numerous times over the years -- thrown into "Facebook jail," as it's sometimes called. And every time it has happened he has made up some excuse about the reason: Facebook is censoring him for telling "the truth" about natural cures for cancer and other diseases; Facebook is trying to shut him up because they are part of some big criminal cartel that has it out for Lenny; Facebook doesn't like what he says about Obama; Facebook is banning him because he supports Trump. Or in some cases, Facebook is in cahoots with "criminal" bloggers who are being paid by Big Pharma to ruin "Dr." C's reputation.


But anyone with the ability to see Coldwell's actual Facebook posts, either on his pages or through some of those "criminal" blogs, knows better.

Lenny uncorks another bottle of whine
The day after publishing his fib about being banned from Facebook for supporting Trump,
Lenny was back in curation mode, copying and pasting a lament from Mike "The Health Ranger" Adams' Natural News site about how Facebook has it out for conservatives and alt-health heroes. Here is the link to the original rant on the Natural News site; note that the article was not written by Adams himself, but clearly it is consistent with his line of propaganda.

The Natural News whine was apparently in response to a recent flap about allegations regarding Facebook's anti-conservative/pro-liberal bias, as reflected in the way Facebook determined "trending topics." But when I read about Facebook's response to the allegations, it appeared to me that Facebook didn't list something as "trending" until it was mentioned in one or more sites on a list of mainstream or major media -- and there were several conservative sites on that list. Accordingly it appears that if there was any bias, Facebook was simply more biased in favor of mainstream media over "alternative" media, rather than liberal over conservative. And that is not at all the same thing as an anti-conservative or pro-liberal bias.

In any case, in an extravagant effort to equalize the platform (or kowtow to conservative whiners with a persecution complex, as the case may be),
Facebook announced changes in its policies in order to make sure that conservatives have their say. And following the initial allegations, Zuck himself had reached out to the cons.

But
here's some perspective on the larger issue, written by Clay Calvert, the director of the Marion B. Brechner First Amendment Project at the University of Florida.
Do we really want or need social networks telling us what is important and what is trending? The very notion of “trending” itself is troublesome, as it reflects much larger problems with news delivery in this country. It mirrors, albeit on much more rapid timetable, the short news attention span we have and the exceedingly quick news cycles cable channels provide in an effort to keep eyeballs. An issue arises, it garners attention and then it rapidly fades away…
Me? I rarely click on the "trending topics" either on Facebook or Twitter. But the gist of Calvert's message was this:
… We need to acknowledge that bias – be it by man or machine – is inherent in news and, finally, we must seek out as many different and diverse sources as possible to learn what’s going on in the world and to find out what truly matters to us, not to a news curator or an algorithm.
Exactly.

Of course if you don't like the new improved Facebook or any of the other "news" or information sources, you can always turn to Mike Adams' alternative and totally objective resources, mentioned in
this recent Whirled post (see under, "Trying to conquer the Internet, one comical alt-site at a time"). Or you can just hold out for Adams' stale reruns on "Dr." C's "blog."

Zuck is the guy everyone loves to hate
Coldwell's constant whining about Facebook and his screeds against Mark Zuckerberg are so amusing because clearly, Facebook is very, very important to him. But he seems to be operating under the delusion that Facebook participation is an absolute birthright, not a privilege, and that the rules and guidelines and terms that are clearly spelled out for all participants simply do not apply to him. Instead of using Facebook merely to connect with others and promote his businesses, he continually does the online equivalent of accepting an invitation to a party and then spending the entire time trashing the host and being rude to many of the other guests. He is like the obnoxious drunk who just won't leave until he is kicked out. And he especially seems to enjoy the trashing-the-host part.



But everybody loves to hate on Mark Zuckerberg, I suppose. And many (me included) have a love-hate relationship with Facebook -- and for many reasons that's understandable. It's not just the conservatives, of course. Left-winger Peter Sunde, for instance, recently dubbed Zuck
the dictator of Facebook Nation. Sunde did have a few valid points; for instance:

Sunde also decried the technology world's lack of perspective. He denounced Facebook's policy requiring people to use their real name, as in some countries, this can get people persecuted and makes it hard to organize political movements.

"Mark Zuckerberg is a rich white dude from a really privileged background," Sunde said, explaining why he thinks the Facebook boss doesn't understand cultural differences. 



"The reason for the real name policy is Mark Zuckerberg wants to make another dollar."
Yep. As I and others have said, Facebook users aren't its customers; they are its product. And in that regard Facebook does make money off of all of us. But we're also all willing participants who can't participate unless we agree to Facebook's Terms of Use. So Lenny's half-cocked (heh, heh) plan to sue Zuckerberg for a billion bucks is just more lunatic rambling.  

In any case Lenny Coldwell has little to worry about regarding Facebook's real-name policy, or regarding any suspensions, for that matter. He has lots of Facebook pages, even apart from the "Dr." Leonard Coldwell mostly-German page, and the Only Answer to Cancer page. He just created another on May 27, 2016, using the name "Eyn Rand" (he is a worshiper of Ayn Rand and Atlas Shrugged, although I seriously doubt that he has ever actually read that weighty tome. But clearly he loves what other people say is in it.).

In the screen grab below, notice the post from Amy King (real name Amy Lynn Chappell, Coldwell's current "wife"), whose account is one of the ones Lenny is apparently using at the moment to continue to have access to Facebook. You can tell it is Lenny writing because Amy is more literate than the writer of that post. I mean, c'mon... "Dr. C is feed up with F B." Amy can do better than that; she may have atrocious taste in men, but she seems reasonably literate. In reality she hasn't been actively participating on her own page in many months, leading some to wonder what actually happened to her. Maybe Lenny has her chained in the second kitchen at that big lake house he fake-bought in South Carolina, baking her Million Dollar Muffin. She had better finish her baking and they'd best skedaddle before the real owners of that house find out they're there, or the real renters get back from their vacation.



Anyway. When I first visited "Eyn Rand" it appeared that he didn't have any friends yet.

 


A subsequent visit, though, showed that he had managed to amass a mighty half dozen "friends," including the very "Leonard Coldwell" who is supposedly suspended at the moment. (How does that happen? To become friends with someone on Facebook, one person has to request and the other person has to accept, right? So how could "Leonard Coldwell" accept a friend request from one of his own fake accounts if he is locked out of one of the real account that he is whining about being locked out of?)




Anyway, clearly Eyn wants friends. So do him a favor, as the NOT-suspended "Dr. Leonard Coldwell" suggests to englisch (sic) speakers...





...and go friend him. Then maybe you can share your thoughts on his page. That is, if he allows others to participate.

And the "banned" preys on
Make no mistake about it: frequently being thrown into Facebook jail has been a marketing boon for Leonard Coldwell, who has placed himself at the center of a decades-long fake persecution drama that probably began long before Mark Zuckerberg was even born.

Every time Coldwell gets suspended from Facebook, or is even threatened with suspension, or every time one of his social media pages or web sites or email addresses gets hit by spamming or phishing or just some random technical glitch, he goes into full martyr mode. Hamhandedly employing fake-scarcity and forbidden-knowledge persuasion tactics (although I must say that his ex b.f.f. Kevin Trudeau was ever so much more refined and skillful at these), Coldwell whines that he is on the verge of being blocked and banned because of his truth-tellin', and that the only way you can possibly save yourself from being deprived of his life-saving information is to subscribe to his "newsletter." 



And voila! He gets a few more names to add to his sucker list. No doubt he has many thousands of names on his list by now, and this fact is most likely the basis of one of his recent boasts that his IBMS Masters Society, which costs money you'll never get back to actually join, has 26,000-plus "members" from 151 countries.

All that Coldwell's "newsletter" consists of are email notices about his "blog posts," nearly all of which are nothing more than curated content that mostly comes from conspiracy-monger sites like those of Mike Adams and Alex Jones. Coldwell truly has nothing original or ground-breaking or earth-shattering to offer. Ever.

But he does get new names from every Facebook suspension incident, and new opportunities to prey upon the desperate, vulnerable and truly stupid. The Facebook community, in the US and elsewhere, gets a brief reprieve from one consistent source of stupidity, comical misinformation, lies and virulent hate posts. And I get easy fodder for blog posts.


So I guess it's a win-win-win.

Update 30 May 2016: When I tried to follow the link to Coldwell's main site today, I was met with this message:

Warning: require(/homepages/14/d375068991/htdocs/drleonardcoldwell/wp-includes/category.php): failed to open stream: Permission denied in /homepages/14/d375068991/htdocs/drleonardcoldwell/wp-settings.php on line 150
Fatal error: require(): Failed opening required '/homepages/14/d375068991/htdocs/drleonardcoldwell/wp-includes/category.php' (include_path='.:/usr/lib/php5.5') in /homepages/14/d375068991/htdocs/drleonardcoldwell/wp-settings.php on line 150

Either Lenny had one of his tech people block my IP address (perhaps my husband Ron's attempted comment to his "blog" post was the last straw, or maybe it was this Whirled post that really set his implants on edge)... or his site is down again. If the latter, I'm sure he'll blame the usual cartel of criminals who have it out for him. If the former, perhaps he is setting me up for some lame accusation that I "hacked" into his site even though I'm not allowed.

But I had been allowed, up until today anyway. And the screen shots and quotations from his web site, drleonardcoldwell dot com, were accurate at the time that Ron and I saw them. If any of y'all can get to his main site without receiving the above message, let me know, and then I'll know for sure that I am blocked from this very public site, one of the most popular sites on the Interwebz, according to him. Also let me know if he corrected that silly Second/First Amendment goof. I'm dying to know.
 

Update 31 May 2016: Well, it wasn't all about me after all. Several of my friends whom I asked also said they received the same error message when trying to get to Coldwell's main web site. But today the site is up and running again, and the Amendment gaffe has yet to be corrected as of this posting.

Not surprisingly, on the Dr. Leonard Coldwell (German) Facebook page, Lenny hollered about hacking. Gee, I didn't see that one coming. He's a little off on his numbers, though, as usual. His threat to sue Facebook was first posted on his "blog" on May 25. I checked the link every day after that and it worked fine. It worked when I originally published this blog post. Only on May 30 (yesterday) did I receive the error message referred to above. So I would say that this is a little longer than "2 hours." Also, how did a one billion dollar lawsuit suddenly become five billion? Or is he counting on his German readers who don't read English to take his word for it, and not to bother with trying to read the original post? Or did something just get lost in translation? Anyway, once again Lenny is crying "wolf," but he has a few idiot followers who won't bother questioning his claims.


As mentioned numerous times before on this blog and Bernie's as well as Salty Droid's, Coldwell loves to whine that his sites and Facebook accounts have been hacked. He has  been whining about being hacked for years. If you need another example, in this August 2014 post I documented some of Lenny's hilarious false allegations about "criminal" bloggers, acting in concert with some "Jews in Israel," supposedly "hacking" a then-new website of his. (The entire piece isn't dedicated to this subject; the hacking-allegation story is at the beginning of the post.) 
 
I am not completely discounting the possibility that Coldwell's sites have been hacked on occasion, though I also suspect that some if not most of the problems have been due to bungling by an insufficiently competent "technical" team. But judging by the error message I received the other day when trying to get to his main site (see above), that site is powered by Wordpress. And Wordpress sites seem to be particularly vulnerable to hacking as well as technical glitches. It has something to do with the associated database and with various plugins. I don't really understand it. But I do know that Salty Droid learned this lesson the hard way, and with the help of a technically competent person he finally fixed the problem. So maybe Lenny just needs to get someone who knows what they're doing to fix his web problems. He also needs to quit blaming everyone else for his own manic stupidity and hatefulness.


Saturday, May 21, 2016

Trump and his Trumpsters: like attracts like


 

Note: I've added some copy and a few links since this post was originally published.
~CC, 25 May 2016


Although physicists and psychologists tell us that opposites attract, the Secret-style Law of Attraction magickal thinkers have long insisted that like attracts like, and many are prepared to hit you with all kinds of faux-quantum physics babble to pseudo-scientifically "prove" their case. On the other hand, sometimes like does attract like, as psychologists also acknowledge, and it doesn't take any magickal thinking to see this principle at work.

Take the preTrumptive GOP presidential nominee and a significant portion of his passionately misguided devotees (please). Trump attracts plenty of people who may not share his membership in the fabled one percent, but they do share his prejudices and hatreds, his ego and arrogance, his dishonesty and compulsion to lie, and his propensity for running off at the mouth (or the keyboard, as the case may be).

I know, I know... not all of his supporters are horrible, hateful, stupid, or uneducated; some are simply tired of the status quo. I'll get to that in a little while.

But first, and focusing on the horrible, the example that pops up for me immediately as a like-attracts-like situation is that of another public figure and one of this blog's unfavorite symbols of evil and stupidity, the cancer quack/conspiracy nut/fake doctor
Leonard Coldwell, who is a profoundly devoted Trumpster. Lenny and his orange, bloated idol have a few notable things in common, the main difference being that Trump is much smarter and richer and altogether more successful than Lenny ever was and ever will be. Still he apparently sees Trump as a kindred spirit, and is constantly posting things on his Facebooks about Trump being the next president of the US, the Chosen One, the only person who can possibly save us from the machinations of the New World Order. These are just a few of many examples.





The Health Ranger is also a major Trumpian
Trump's candidacy has provided ample new fuel for the raging bonfire of profound stupidity that characterizes the conspiracy contingent, of which Coldwell is a proud member. Trump himself has promoted quite a few wacko conspiracies and urban legends, and many of his supporters are also conspiracy fans.

One such supporter and professional conspiracy monger is Coldwell's buddy Mike "The Health Ranger" Adams, the alt-health bloviator
whom I blogged about again recently. Adams published a video on May 5, 2015 to launch his new "news" site, Trump.news, which is actually a pro-Trump propaganda site. (Adams also launched an anti-Clinton propaganda site, Clinton.news.)


In his video, which I urge you to watch to the end if you can stand it, Adams employs the usual body of NWO/Killuminati/"Them" conspiracy articles of faith to bolster the image of Donald Trump as some sort of anti-establishment, anti-elitist hero floating far above the politics of corruption. Mike Adams doesn't seem to get, or he is deliberately turning a blind eye to, the fact that Trump is the very definition of an establishment elitist who has often taken advantage of our broken and corrupt political system to further his own interests. Trump hasn't tried to hide this fact; to the contrary, he has bragged about it.

I made a comment to Adams' vid on the YouTube site. As I noted in my comment, Adams is clearly pandering to the devoted conspiracy fans who hang on to his every word because he tells such exciting stories, which are often more interesting and entertaining than nuanced realities. I sarcastically applauded Adams' brilliantly insidious suggestion that martial law under President Trump will not only be necessary but that it will be wildly popular, even though martial law under President Obama (which lesser conspiracy nuts like Coldwell were constantly warning about, but which never happened) would have been the end of America as we know it. I can't help wondering if Adams' "prediction" was simply a little social experiment to see how many unthinking people would step up and theoretically embrace tyranny... or was he just being facetious?

I also sarcastically commended Adams' effort to turn tables on the political left, with his insinuations that leftist "domestic terrorism" is actually a thing in the United States -- when in fact the vast majority of mass shootings and other acts of domestic terrorism in the US for at least the past 20 years have been largely the work of right-wing fanatics. If Adams is even half as intelligent as he continually boasts of being, I don't see how he could believe much of the stuff he says and writes, but it does earn him attention and revenue, and I suppose that's all that matters.

At any rate, in case it isn't clear, Mike Adams is also a Trump supporter, or at least he is playing one on the Intertubes. And why wouldn't he support Trump, who, like Adams (and like Lenny Coldwell), is full of himself, loves to brag about his intelligence and accomplishments, and has an ego bigger than some small countries?



The butler did it. And bragged about it.
One of the things that Lenny and his ilk seem to adore most about Trump is the latter's promise to make and keep America safe from "the other." This of course is just my nice way of saying that Trump is an unapologetic racist and xenophobe, and
Lenny is too, though he insists that he's not and he even sued me (unsuccessfully) for insinuating he is.

And speaking of racists and xenophobes, by now you've no doubt heard about Trump's former butler and longtime pal, Anthony Senecal, whose social media posts about his desire to see President Obama dead
have recently captured public attention, along with the attention of the Secret Service. As Senecal's implied threats against the president came to light, so too did some of his other fine work on social media, including some racist rants and some nasty remarks about Hillary Clinton.

A couple of months before Senecal's loathsomeness hit the news cycle, there was a rather fawning story about him and his Donald in
the New York Times. Not surprisingly, the Trump campaign has since disavowed the former butler, in the wake of the brouhaha around his inflammatory statements. But despite the headlines declaring that Trump did the disavowing, I haven't seen any indication that Trump himself has done any such thing.

In any case, this Salon.com opinion piece outlines the reasons that
Senecal's racism and xenophobia actually matter.

...There is no need to rehash every incidence of racist swill in Trump’s long public career. But this all goes to explain even further the worldview that Trump has developed. He has ensconced himself in a bubble where he can hold court at some five-star Manhattan restaurant, gamely recounting the details of some racially charged crime he read about in that day’s New York Post, with no sense of what his ranting might sound like to people whose check he isn’t picking up. He has surrounded himself with racists and misogynists of every stripe, and didn’t throw in at least one or two confidants who could explain to him that he is not running for president exclusively in Alabama in the 1930s.

So why on earth would he notice if his butler was a raging nutball while the guy was exaggerating the distance Trump was hitting golf balls into the Intracoastal Waterway (an actual anecdote in the Times story)? One can picture them out on the Mar-a-Lago lawn, with Senecal telling him those 225-yard drives are actually 275 and nodding along in agreement when Trump rants about Obama refusing to release his birth certificate.

Because this is Donald Trump: An entitled, spoiled rich boy who cannot imagine that any of his pronouncements might be cruel or racist, because he has surrounded himself with people who believe the exact same things, and wouldn’t dare say otherwise if they didn’t because they think their livelihoods depend on keeping their mouths shut.

...It is of much more concern that the Republican Party frontrunner will revert to form and defend Senecal. But it is of the greatest concern that this will simply make no difference to Trump’s supporters – ironically, some of whom might well be the same people who have been screaming about
[
the Jeremiah Wright/Barack Obama controversy*] since 2008. Why should they care? The butler and his boss aren’t saying anything they don’t already truly believe.

[* embedded link mine. ~CC]

And speaking of the Secret Service, I wonder if they've taken note of this meme that was going around Facebook, originating with the page Our Eye on Islam 2:




With Trump and his loyal friends and followers, it's all one big hate-filled virtual family, and it goes beyond the insular world of the spoiled, entitled gentry. The lot of them -- King Donald and his loyal subjects -- are in fact mining
a deep vein of hate that embraces racism, xenophobia and misogyny.

Y'all are invited to a catfish fry

I thought of Trump loyalist Lenny yet again when another story emerged -- this one about Trump impersonating a publicist 25 years ago. He is now denying that he'd done this, even though he had previously admitted to it. So in addition to being a blowfish, the Donald was catfishing long before catfishing was even a thing, before there was really an Interwebz, even. (The question of just who leaked the damning tape is a story in and of itself.) 

Comedian John Oliver had a few things to say about this matter, as well as a couple of other items that have kept Trump front and center in the comic news cycle for the past week and a half or so. 




As regular readers of this blog may know, Coldwell also has a tendency to pretend to be someone else in the service of boasting about his imagined greatness, and/or attacking his critics. He does this via his Facebook posts and fake email accounts and comments on various web sites. One of his former students told me that apart from using fake email accounts to communicate, he even called on the phone once, apparently using a device to disguise his voice and pretending to be someone else; this person called him out on his fakery.

I mentioned Coldwell's email ruses on
my very first full blog post about him in May 2012, and noted them again on several other occasions, sharing screen shots such as this one, where, accusing me of being both a dog-killer and a sexual predator, Coldwell pretended to be his brother "Nicolas" (real name Jens Anskohl). Sometimes he has even pretended to be someone else pretending to be someone else, as in this post where he pretended to be one of his assistants, writing on behalf of his brother.

As Bernie at the GINtruth blog documented
on a March 2013 post, Coldwell has also used the name "Rudi Kauder" as an alias to threaten his critics and defend himself. During two different [failed] lawsuits against Salty Droid -- one in 2014 and one in 2015 -- he used aliases and fake email accounts to try to intimidate Salty. And as I've mentioned here a few times previously, even before Bernie or Salty or I ever wrote a word about him, Lenny was trolling on other sites where he'd been criticized, pretending to be someone else, such as his longtime business partner and friend, Dr. Thomas Hohn of Germany. Here's an example from 2010; see the first comment. Clearly it is all Lenny, all the same semi-literate writing style.

But Lenny is just a fourth-rate huckster, and although he has taken up an inordinate amount of space on this little blog, and despite my sincere belief that he has hurt and continues to hurt many people with his misinformation, deception and alleged other atrocities, he really isn't the potential threat to the free world that Donald Trump is. In other words, I recognize that Trump's boorishness and hatefulness, not to mention his history of impersonating others and then lying about it, matter much more in the big scheme of things than do Lenny's rants and loony ruses.

As several commentators, including comedians such as John Oliver, have noted, the fake-publicist story didn't even have to be a story. Trump could have simply said what he said back in the day: It was a joke, an admittedly childish prank, gone sideways. Instead he has chosen to lie, pretending that he hadn't even been aware of the accusation till an interviewer pointed it out to him.

But that incident demonstrates how, then as now, Trump has tried to control the narrative about himself. Like Lenny Coldwell and many other narcissistic psychopaths, Trump loves being the center of attention but hates it when the conversation about him isn't going his way. Both Drumpf and Lenny can dish out the nasty comments about others without flinching but are remarkably thin-skinned when they are the target of even mild criticism. And also like Coldwell (and for that matter like the Church of Scientology, another insane control freak), Trump has found that the Internet has made such control immensely more difficult than it was back in the 1990s. Of course that doesn't stop Trump (or Lenny or the CoS) from striving to maintain control, via spreading lies about their critics, suing or threatening to sue them, trying to suppress publication of critical material -- and in the case of Trump, threatening to gut the First Amendment if he becomes president.
 
Dirty money
Another matter that should have raised a red flag or two for Trump's followers, but so far doesn't seem to have done so, is that whole "self-funded campaign" issue, which came into focus again after billionaire casino magnate Sheldon Adelson, whom many of Trump's fans have condemned for being a "Zionist,"
recently pledged to donate $100 million to the Trump campaign. It appears that Drumpf is now poised to do the very same thing for which he only recently mocked "Little Marco" Rubio.

Writing on Redstate.com, Jay Caruso noted:
The issue here is, Trump managed to sell himself to the 39% of the people who voted for him in the primaries as a true "outsider" who wasn't controlled by anybody. Trust me, I've had more than enough Trump supporters yell at me their guy is not "bought and paid for."

So much for that.

Chances are, there will be some kind of rationalizing this complete change of heart but it will likely be a laughable excuse. After all, this is the same man who proclaimed anybody that booed him at a debate was somebody that gave somebody other than himself, money.

This really is not surprising. Trump is not a man at all concerned about principles or ethics. He wants to be President and while railing about money and donations during the primary helped him, he no longer needs to engage in such rhetoric. To him it was a means to an end, nothing more.
I'm still half wondering whether Trump actually wants to be president, or whether he merely wants to be the last contestant standing in what he views as just another reality show.

Of note, Lenny Coldwell is one of those rabid anti-Zionists (and actually anti-Semitic) Trumpsters I referred to above, but so far it appears that he hasn't uttered a peep about the Adelson money machine and the Trump campaign.


The Trump train chugs along
Will the latest revelations about Donald Trump even matter to the loyalists? Probably not. As Reince Priebus, chair of the Republican National Committee, said about some of Trump's other atrocities:
"People don't care."

Indeed it appears that the Trumpsters don't give a flying fudge about their idol's shortcomings. They aren't put off by his
offensive and belittling treatment of women over the decades, for instance. (The link in the previous sentence doesn't even go into the more sordid allegations. Long before there was "Katie Johnson" (whose lawsuit, particularly given the timing and other issues, doesn't seem credible to me), there was Jill Harth, whose lawsuit was apparently real but who subsequently withdrew the suit, possibly for reasons that might make you go, "Hmmmm." Also see this link for more on the Harth story.)

Nor do the Trumpians care about potential irregularities with Trump's tax returns, nor about his racism and xenophobia or that of his close associates (in fact for many, Trump's starring role in the hatriarchy is a plus), nor about his alleged mob ties or his numerous bankruptcies, nor about his Scamworld ventures such as Trump University and the Trump Network, nor about his sleazy behavior regarding the million bucks he pledged to donate to help veterans. Most notably they don't care about the fact that he has been lying and lying and lying -- and has consistently been easily snared in those lies -- since his presidential campaign began.

They love him anyway, because he makes them feel good by providing them with scapegoats and validations of their own worldviews, as well as inflated hopes for "taking America back" to a golden past that
was anything but golden for untold millions of people.

Some of you will say I am being too hard on Trumpsters and glossing over the fact that for many, the sense of disillusionment with "politics as usual" is as genuine as the disillusionment that drives Bernie Sanders supporters. Moderate-conservative columnist David Brooks was kinder to Trump supporters than I have been, writing, in this
March 2016 opinion piece for the New York Times:
...some respect is in order. Trump voters are a coalition of the dispossessed. They have suffered lost jobs, lost wages, lost dreams. The American system is not working for them, so naturally they are looking for something else...

...Trump’s supporters deserve respect. They are left out of this economy. But Trump himself? No, not Trump, not ever.

Reading this piece reminded me again that yes, it is likely that some Trump supporters are not bigots, xenophobes, misogynists or all of the above, though undeniably many are,
and some are darned proud of it too. It is likely that there are decent folks among the support base, people who are still striving, with some degree of success, to filter out some of the more hateful and disgusting aspects of the Trump persona so they can continue to justify their support of their candidate. (And there are some who simply do not believe the myriad allegations of racism and abuse, and see those accusations simply as spin by a hostile liberal/mainstream media.)

Many of these people loathe Hillary Clinton because of what they see as the utter nastiness of the whole Clinton legacy or because they don't see her as genuine (though I also suspect that many of these folks are either ignorant of or willing to disregard her history, and some of the factors that made her who she is today). They may also fear Bernie Sanders because the word "socialist" makes them quake in their boots (
though the quaking really isn't justified), and/or they see him as increasingly unstable. Even so it floors me that people are so disillusioned with American politics that they would ever seriously consider voting for Biff Tannen as the nominal leader of the free world.

Most of all, the current
"enthusiastic embrace of ignorance" in America truly distresses me.

NNATE
Bringing it back around to the main beat of this blog, the observation that "people don't care" also holds true for Scamworld hucksters (like Lenny) and their loyal fans -- fans who may be hampered by various combinations of their own vulnerability, lack of education, desperation, cynicism regarding the status quo, or innate credulity. In the end critics have very little influence on idol worship. "The dogs bark, but the caravan moves on." So it has always been. I don't expect things to change any time soon, if ever.

Where Scamworld is concerned, I have accepted that there are No Neat and Tidy Endings -- NNATE, as my friend Julie likes to abbreviate it -- and that my little barking and snarking efforts on this remote outpost of the blogosphere don't make much difference. People who want to believe in someone or something will believe it, and even those who acknowledge irregularities or misdeeds will insist that the message is more important than the messenger anyway. (That's an opinion
with which I beg to differ, though in the case of most Scamworld gurus and right-wing politicians, I dislike the message as much as the messenger.)

The point is that Scamworld's job security is something I've grown to accept, if begrudgingly. But I sincerely hope that a sufficient number of people
who are so attracted to or hypnotized by Trump's bombast and hateful rhetoric will at some point be repelled. Let's hope that something -- ideally, the combined force of millions of "dogs" who are willing to make a deafening noise at the polls -- will stop the madness that is the Trump caravan (or the "Trump train" as some of his prideful followers and meme-sharers like to call it) before it hauls the whole of America over the cliff and into an abyss from which we may never emerge.

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Tuesday, May 10, 2016

Wood you buy a $200 book from this scam?


If Whirled Musings isn't a political blog, except when it is, it is even less of a sportsblog, as I am almost totally lacking in the sports-fan gene, and the part of the human brain that is responsible for sports and games comprehension apparently is woefully underdeveloped in my particular brain. Don't even try to explain to me how football works -- or card games, for that matter -- because I will never, ever understand any of it. And I'm okay with that. I'm okay with you being an avid sports fan (or card game or board game player for that matter), as long as you're not so obsessed that you are a danger to yourself and others, but don't expect me to share your enthusiasm.

Now that we have that out of the way, there are some sportsy topics that interest me from a larger-context, pop-cultural perspective. There is for instance my general annoyance over the fact that our culture worships sports celebs and that professional athletes are blatantly so much more highly valued than everyday people who do far more useful work, such as nurses and teachers and paramedics and cops and firefighters. I do think that overall the culture has an unhealthy obsession with sports, and this fixation breeds everything from the above-noted pay disparities, to the unfair burden that taxpayers so often must assume for overfed billionaires' privately owned sports stadiums, to our tendency to give celebrity athletes or coaches a pass when they commit egregious misdeeds. But there's an aspect of sports that intersects more neatly with this blog, and I credit my blogging colleague Steve Salerno of SHAMblog for making me aware of it. It was Steve who, beginning with his 2005 book SHAM: How the Self-Help Movement Made America Helpless, and continuing via SHAMblog throughout the years, pointed out the ways in which "sportsthink" is influenced by the selfish-help/motivational-geek culture (most notably the mandatory-positive-thinking mindset), and vice versa.

In recent months I've been alerted to yet another related area of interest for this blog, and it has less to do with motivational mindlessness and more to do with the unhealthy union of professional sports and Scamworld proper. It first came to my attention some time in the fall of 2015 that New England Patriots quarterback
Tom Brady, star of the Deflategate (aka Ballghazi) scandal (ably mocked by Saturday Night Live), had partnered with a serial huckster and former fake doctor named Alejandro (Alex) Guerrero, the latter of whom Boston Magazine described as a "glorified snake-oil salesman. The two of them, Brady and Guerrero, are apparently cleaning up in a health-and-fitness scampire, TB12 -- and this business seemingly has the endorsement of the Patriots organization, and the NFL doesn't seem to mind a bit.

In
a December 2015 piece, Bob Hohler of the Boston Globe wrote:
The Patriots, in an unusual departure from National Football League practice, have created a revenue stream for a private business owned by their franchise quarterback, Tom Brady, and a partner who faced federal sanctions after falsely presenting himself as a medical doctor and deceptively promoting nutritional supplements.

One notable product that Brady’s partner, Alejandro “Alex” Guerrero, promoted — and the quarterback enthusiastically endorsed — was marketed as helping to prevent and heal concussions, a grave health issue for NFL players and a challenge to the sport’s image. The Federal Trade Commission effectively shut down sales of Guerrero’s “neuroprotective’’ drink, Neurosafe, in 2014, repudiating his “extraordinary claims.’’
[Note: Neurosafe was marketed as
providing protection from concussions and the effects of traumatic brain injury. ~CC]

Nine years earlier, the FTC sanctioned Guerrero, who doubles as a fitness specialist, for marketing a beverage made largely of organic greens that he falsely claimed could help prevent or cure cancer, heart disease, arthritis, and diabetes.

Guerrero’s past has not dissuaded the Patriots from forging a business relationship with the company he owns with Brady, the TB12 Sports Therapy Center, at the Patriots Place complex adjacent to Gillette Stadium. Since the center opened in 2013, the team has paid the company for Guerrero and his staff to provide treatment services and nutritional advice to multiple Patriots players.

Alex Guerrero has also been associated with that champion enabler of scammers,
Donald Barrett of infomercial production company ITV Direct. And Barrett, as mentioned here a few times previously, has been involved in some of the schemes of serial scammer Kevin Trudeau, aka KT, aka Katie. That seems like considerably less than the proverbial six degrees of separation. In fact Guerrero, Barrett and Trudeau all came under fire from the US Federal Trade Commission (FTC) in 2004 for claiming that various dietary supplements could prevent and cure cancer and other diseases. With Guerrero it was the above-mentioned organic greens concoction, which he called Supreme Greens, and with Katie it was Coral Calcium Daily.

It's a small Scamworld, after all, as we are fond of saying on this blog.

I'd had this Brady/Guerrero thing on the back burner of the blog for more than six months, but it popped up to the front just the other day when the sports and general media announced that
Tom Brady is set to release a "nutrition manual"/cookbook -- with a wooden cover, no less -- and he's selling it for $200. That's pretty hefty even for the most elegantly designed and produced book, which this one doesn't seem to be.

"Oh, but it has
Tom Brady's recipe for avocado ice cream, so it must be worth it!" said nobody I personally know, although clearly someone is ordering the book, perhaps in the vain hope that it will make them look or perform like Brady, or look like his supermodel wife Gisele Bündchen, depending upon the gender identification specifications and personal goals of the individual (sadly deluded) buyer. As it is, the book only has 89 recipes, although it's designed to be expandable, no doubt so Brady can sell you more egregiously overpriced recipes and bits of wisdom.

The
sales page on the TB12 web site describes Brady's magnum dopus thusly:
TB12 Nutrition Manual is a limited-edition "living document" containing information about our core TB12 nutritional philosophies and featuring a library of 89 seasonally-inspired recipes that you can use to support your TB12-aligned nutrition plan.

The TB12 Nutrition Manual is designed to be modified and expanded over time using its unique screw post binding: as we periodically update this manual with new or modified recipes, we will send additional pages to all purchasers of the manual.

The manual is printed and hand assembled in the United States, and is printed on thick 100 pound text paper. The covers are made from natural wood with a laser-etched TB12 logo and title. (Note: because of the natural materials used, some variation in covers is normal.)

"Unique screw post binding?" Sounds to me like those posts aren't the only things being screwed. And I am not sure exactly what is meant by a "living document" but I am thinking that maybe that's one reason used to justify the inflated price. I am not convinced that it is alive enough to shell out $200 for, though. Now, if you want a true "living document," this is more like it:



Something like that, I might consider to be worth $200. Maybe even more.


Just in case you're thinking of buying a copy of Brady's woodbook and then returning it to get your money back once you've scanned or photocopied that coveted avocado ice cream recipe, be warned:

Please note that due to its unique content and binding, all sales of the TB12 Nutrition Manual are final sale (the manual can not be returned or exchanged).
So there, cheapskate.

Some might argue that this "nutrition manual" and "living document" seems to be based not upon the wisdumb of Alex Guerrero so much as on the ideas of Brady-Bündchen's personal chef,
Allen Campbell. Apropos of that, here's a more critical look at that diet. Even though it's a bit more dismissive of GMO concerns than I'm comfortable with, the author sums the other issues up quite well, I think -- reminding us of the painfully obvious point that many people conveniently shove under their mental sofa cushion when they're whipping out their wallets:
As much as you want to look like Tom and Gisele, remember, that's genetically coded. Boston's golden couple could step away from their nutty diet and still be absolutely healthy and beautiful. You can't eat your way into looking like the model and quarterback next door, but you can say no to their bullshit. 
In any case Guerrero reportedly works with chef Campbell, according to this largely uncritical January 2015 New York Times piece.
Soon after we met in New York, Brady embarked with his family on a pre-training-camp vacation in the Bahamas. The trip represented a rare separation between Brady and Alex Guerrero, his best friend and ever­present guru for training and many other things. While Guerrero is known as Brady’s “body coach,” that label significantly understates his exhaustive reach into Brady’s life. Guerrero is his spiritual guide, counselor, pal, nutrition adviser, trainer, massage therapist and family member. He is the godfather of Brady’s younger son, Ben. He accompanies Brady to almost every Patriots game, home and away, and stands on the sidelines. He works with Brady’s personal chef to put together optimally healthful menus [bolding mine for emphasis ~CC]; he plans Brady’s training schedule months in advance. Above all, during the football season he works on Brady seven days a week, usually twice a day. These sessions focus on Brady’s legs, thighs and right arm, the one he throws with, which he calls “the moneymaker.”
And the overarching point here is that regardless of how much or how little input Alejandro Guerrero had in this wooden wonder of a "book," the TB12 Nutrition Manual is all part of a larger hustle being run by Brady and Guerrero, and it seems pretty clear that both the Patriots and the NFL are enabling the hustle. Moreover Guerrero himself apparently continues to be involved in some dodgy doings, including falsely claiming that Gisele endorses his "health supplements"; declaring that he sold a company for $500 million when he was actually bankrupt; and targeting fellow members of his Mormon Church in Utah to buy his health frauducts. (And yes, I know that link is from the Daily Fail, but it might be worth reading anyway.)

It's not surprising that there's a Utah connection to all of this, seeing as how
Utah is kind of the fraud capital of the US. In January 2015 the Deseret News posted an article noting that Brady "relies on LDS (Mormon) trainer for guidance in all aspects of life." That LDS trainer would be Guerrero, of course. The Deseret News piece linked to the New York Times piece I quoted above, which also said:
...Guerrero, 49, is a practicing Mormon of Argentine descent with a master’s degree in Chinese medicine from a college in Los Angeles. His philosophy is built on three components: “We work on staying physically fit, emotionally stable and spiritually sound,” he says. He can sound somewhat Stuart Smalley-like in his mantras. Guerrero shares with me a saying that he and Brady invoke a lot: “Where your concentration goes, your energy flows and that’s what grows.”

Brady is always telling his teammates to see Guerrero. Many do, with varying levels of commitment. The former Patriots receiver Wes Welker, Brady’s close friend, was a disciple, as is the current receiver Julian Edelman. The linebacker Junior Seau finished his career in New England, where he worked with Guerrero; Brady says Seau nicknamed Guerrero “Mr. Miyagi.”
Wes Welker, as noted elsewhere in the New York Times article, has "too many concussions to count. Will he know when to walk away? What will even be left of Welker in 10 years?" Evidently that NeuroSafe snake oil that was "powered by TB12" didn't help him much. Still, Welker enthusiastically endorsed NeuroSafe back in the day.

Here's another piece that provides
a bit of an inside look on how Brady foists Guerrero on others. It features an email exchange between Brady and another wealthy, wed-to-a-supermodel pal, and as the author notes, "It goes about how you expect ridiculously rich men to talk."

As might also be expected,
Brady has defended his good friend and bidness partner Guerrero. So have others, including Tom E. Curran (sort of), who wrote:
I don’t think Guerrero’s a quack. I don’t think he or Brady are out to dupe the masses to make a buck.

I think they believe passionately in some unconventional training methods that -- speaking from my experience –- have great benefit. They want them to be accessible to normal people, not simply professional athletes.

If they save the lofty claims and stay out of the FTC’s face, they’ll probably be able to do that.

But this uncovered information has not been a positive business development.
Keep in mind that this was months before the $200 woodbook story broke. Tom, you might want to reconsider that statement about not thinking that Brady and Guerrero are out to dupe the masses or make a buck. If you absolutely must, give Brady a pass for now, but for gosh sakes, don't let Alex Guerrero off the hook.


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From a strictly capitalistic perspective, totally stripped of moral or ethical considerations, I suppose you can't really blame either Tom Brady or Alex Guerrero for wanting to get on the health/fitness/weight loss moneywagon. I mean, duh. That's just about the easiest scam in the book, if you can manage to "stay out of the FTC's face" (or the FDA's), and there will always and forever be a hungry (so to speak) market. In a January 2015 blog post about the Paleo diet craze, syndicated fitness columnist James S. Fell, CSCS, of "Body for Wife" fame, wrote:
One of the things I describe in detail in my book is “Weight Loss Inc.” It’s the crap-filled industry of which I am a part, although I try to set myself apart from the excrement. Not everything in the industry is something you’d be better off flushing down the toilet. Anyway, I reference an FTC report that determines weight loss is the #1 form of fraud in the U.S., and it has been for a long time. More people get taken in by weight loss scams than any other type of fraud.
Indeed, weight loss/diet fraud -- specifically, some intentionally deceptive advertising claims for a book about his wacko version of the the infamous Albert T.W. Simeons hCG protocol -- was at the heart of the contempt charges that earned the aforementioned Kevin Trudeau a ten-year prison sentence for criminal contempt, and a $37.6 million fine for civil contempt. The saga of Katie's legal battles has been a fairly frequent topic on this blog over the past few years.

And another formerly frequent snarget on this blog,
Joe "Mr. Fire" Vitale has on more than one occasion enthusiastically promoted a be-all and end-all for weight loss (on this 2009 post, see "Another miracle in a bottle...and another 'permanent' weight-loss secret"). I could give scads more examples, but you get my drift.

So really, you can't blame Tom Brady. After all,
the Wood Book has already sold out, prepublication. Which just gives more credence to the "Thirteenth Precept" in the 1990's parody book, The Philistine Prophecy (mentioned in this 2006 Whirled post):
"People Will Buy Just About Anything."

Especially if it has a celebrity's name attached to it. And most especially if it's a sports celeb. But all is not lost if you're not motivated to shell out a couple hundred bucks for a wood book, but are pining, so to speak, for
an avocado ice cream recipe, The Interwebz is replete with ideas, and it won't cost you a penny to get the recipes.