But if you believe that promise, then you probably also believed that #NeverWasMyPresident Donald John Trump really, really was going to release his income tax returns just as soon as the IRS finished their (nonexistent) comprehensive audit. In fact, if you still believe anything that comes out of the putrid pie hole of either Trump or Trudeau -- two turds of a feather -- you're setting yourself up for a yuuge disappointment when (if) you eventually emerge from your daze. Please get some professional help. I can only do so much on this blog.
In a recent federal court filing, Trudeau asked for more time to
obtain the answer to the burning question of how much he still owes the
government. (In fairness, he did reportedly try to find this out back in early
2020, when he was still confined at
Federal sleepaway camp, but I was never able to learn whether or
not his efforts were successful.) And while U.S. District Judge
Robert Gettleman, who has been presiding over Trudeau's civil
case for many years, could have thrown him back in the clink
following his last court hearing, the judge chose to let Trudeau
stay free-ish for now. I say free-ish because, darn it,
Katie still isn't allowed to travel the world to help humanity
the way he's longing to do; instead, he has to stay in the
Chicago area on a pretty short leash, legally speaking. Oh, why
do such bad things happen to such good people?
A foundational principle of Trudeau's decades-old scampire
is his claim that the U.S. government is pure evil and that he is
a long-suffering hero/martyr who is being punished merely for
telling the truth about that evil. One of his current claims in
this vein is that the government actually owes him
money, according to the ABC7 report cited above (and here's that link again):
Trudeau actually thinks the government may owe him money, even though the FTC has just filed a 347 page report in court with a very detailed breakout and balance sheet. Trudeau gave his take during questioning in a deposition by government attorneys last Friday. At one point, he told government agents there's a possibility they owe him 400-thousand dollars in expense money.
Sure, Kev. Whatever you say.
I still don't have links to share to any of the relevant court
documents regarding the most recent activities, but when/if I do
obtain those links, I'll share them here. In any case, it appears
that not knowing exactly how much he owes the government isn't
the only obstacle standing in the way of Trudeau paying his fine.
He claims that he still needs to actually raise the money to do
so, and towards that end, he is poised to make his
BIGGEST Announcement...Ever!
Katie made the first big announcement of this Big Announcement
via his December 21, 2022 Telegram message on The Official Kevin Trudeau Fan Club Channel. He
claimed that he actually hadn't planned to make this Big
Announcement until many, many years in the future, if at all, his
original idea being to make the information accessible only to
the very highest ranking members of his mega-scam GIN (the Global Information Network).
The reason for the exclusivity, he splained, is that the
information is just too powerful, and potentially too dangerous, to
be released to the general public. So incredibly powerful is the
info, Kevin claimed, that even though it was known to Think
and Grow Rich author Napoleon Hill -- an old-school scammer who's still worshiped and
mythologized by scammers in the modern era -- Hill never released it to the public. According to
Kevin, Hill testified about these principles at a Chamber of Commerce meeting way back when, and
although Hill's testimony was supposedly recorded, it was never
transferred to audiocassette because the audio was of such
horrendous quality.
Which means, apparently, that we will all have to
take lying liar Kevin Trudeau's word that the audio even exists.
The explosive information in question is something that Katie
calls the Money Processes, of which there are thirty. In his
Telegram message, Trudeau claimed that the Processes were part of the
"training" that he went through back in the early 1970s
and the 1980s. Now, since he was born in 1963, he would have
been, at most, 11 years old in the early 1970s. Then again, he
has often bragged about what a prodigy he was. I guess you'll
just have to take that on faith too.
At any rate, the bottom line is that these Money
Processes are much too mighty for the average schlub.
Nevertheless, Kevin is now going to make them available to every
one of those schlubs, including you and me, simply because the
FTC wants the money that they claim Kevin owes them, and if he
doesn't pony up, he'll be thrown back into the clink. So really,
he has no choice.
Trudeau also claimed in his Telegram message that
numerous elite, mega-successful business tycoons around the world
have offered him millions and millions and millions of dollars to
form an exclusive company with them, meaning that he could have
easily earned the money to pay the fine that way. But, goodness,
if he signed an exclusive deal with any of them, he would be
restricted from doing all of his books and trainings and
one-on-one consulting and Zoom calls and frauduct peddling and
stuff like that, so he just cannot do it, because he wants to
stay true to his mission of helping the world by teaching all of
us schlubs how to achieve the life of our dreams.
And because he now needs to raise a bunch of money quick, we're in luck. If you tune into his Zoom call at 1:00 EST on December 31, 2022, you will get to listen to his Big Announcement, which will not only offer you information about the Money Processes, but about other "opportunities" (or flopportunities, as my pal Salty Droid used to say) as well. The Big Announcement will last an hour to an hour and a half, but presumably it will not actually include the training itself, which will cost money, which, as Katie has explained, he needs in order to pay the FTC and remain a free-ish man.
At one point towards the end of his Telegram
spiel, Trudeau said that his teaching about the Money Processes
will remove all of your blocks against money -- that it will be
like removing a dark cloud from your brain. I wonder if this dark
cloud is anything at all like the brain
cloud that Joe Banks was supposedly
suffering in one of my favorite movies, Joe Versus The Volcano. Be that as it may, we have Katie's solemn assurance
about his Big Announcement: "This is a wonderful blessing
for you."
Bless his grifting little heart.
Several folks who are ex-Trudeau loyalists/insiders, and who in
their former lives put an enormous amount of time, effort, and
emotional energy into supporting his scampire, have contacted me
about this Big Announcement. Fortunately, they've
learned their lessons about Katie's endless capacity for
bullshit, and not one of them was even mildly tempted to get
sucked back into the grift funnel, despite having given over a
major part of their lives to Trudeau in the past. In their own
way, they all said they are profoundly relieved to be away from
the cult, and that it's painfully obvious to them that this latest Big Announcement is just more of the same old same old. I applaud
these folks for finally seeing the light.
Unfortunately there are vast numbers of other marks and potential
marks who are still vulnerable, and I know that nothing I write
here will change the minds of those who are truly determined to
be led by the nose into the Katie cult. But I'll keep on trying.
Meanwhile, I'm taking the rest of the year off from blogging --
that is, unless something really big comes up tomorrow, the last
day of 2022. I hope all of you have a safe and happy New Year's
Eve/Day, and I'll see you next year.
