I just turned around…and suddenly it’s October!
I can’t believe it’s been nearly a week and a half since I’ve blogged. That’s WAY too much time away from my Whirled. The truth is that the Rev and I have been pretty busy with our day job, finishing up some cover designs and getting several books ready to go to the printer. And things are still rather hectic (but in a good way), so I’m just going to serve up tidbits today. I just don’t have the brainpower right now to finish one of the more profoundly insightful posts I have lurking in my "half-finished" folder.
Getting into my pantry
Speaking of tidbits, I was cleaning out the pantry shelves and came across two items that have been there a while, but that neither Ron nor I have the courage to try.
It occurs to me that maybe I am not as gastronomically adventurous as I’ve long fancied myself to be.
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I just have one question.
How does all of the above – due diligence, consulting a passel of professionals before acting, and the like – reconcile with "success" tips such as, "Go with your gut"…or, "If you feel moved to act, ACT on that feeling!"… or, "The Universe likes speed"?
UPDATE: Someone went in and "cleaned up" the Wikipedia entry I originally linked to here. Instead of the satirical version, the article is, once again, an objective look at the man they* call "The Buddha Of The Internet."
For you history buffs, here is a link to the page outlining the history of the much-doctored Wiki-entry. It appears that the person who initially created the page – the serious, non-satirical version, that is – is one "Staceyjmiller." The creation of the article is listed on this person's contributions history page: "16:30, 21 July 2007 (hist) (diff) Joe Vitale (Creating an entry for Dr. Joe Vitale)". The day after that, Joe announced on his blog that he was now on Wikipedia, demurely adding, "And no, I didn't put me there."
By sheer coincidence, "Staceyjmiller" is remarkably similar to the name of the publicist who graciously sent me a copy of Zero Limits to review on my blog. Small world! And what a comfort to know that the content of an online "research" source can be created – and changed at will – by publicists and marketers as easily as by satirists. It kind of makes for a balanced universe, doesn't it?
Of course, even Wikipedia is quite forthright about the don't-believe-it-just-because-you-read-it principle. But they do include this caveat:
Wikipedia is not an advertising service. Promotional articles about yourself, your friends, your company or products, or articles created as part of a marketing or promotional campaign, will be deleted in accordance with our deletion policies. For more information, please see Wikipedia:Spam.
So who knows what final form the article in question will take?
*"They" being the man himself and a few of his friends. And the publicist hired by his publisher.
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