Knowledge is power
If you haven't done so already, bookmark Uncyclopedia, surely one of the most authoritative and trustworthy sources for misinformation on the Internet or anywhere else. Need some fact-like fillers or something that looks like substantiation of your ideas for that phony-doctoral dissertation, news magazine cover story, or blog post? Or do you just want to broaden and deepen your lack of knowledge about history, philosophy, science, the arts, politics, current events, and a host of other matters of consequence? Uncyclopedia will most likely have what you need. Every article is unscreened for accuracy by a panel of experts in the appropriate field, and most of the articles even have references and footnotes.
And Uncyclopedia is also a Goddess-send for the do-it-yourselfer. My friend Blair Warren was tooling around Uncyclopedia and discovered one of the most useful – and potentially life-changing – articles I've ever seen anywhere. Follow its advice, and you will receive wealth beyond belief.
Are you ready?
Click here for the article that will change your life.
You don't have to thank me.