Showing posts with label Great galactic events. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Great galactic events. Show all posts

Saturday, August 18, 2007

This crazy, crazy Whirled

As the Gulf Coast holds its breath in apprehension about Hurricane Dean, my thoughts naturally turn to what Lynn Marks (aka Phoenix The Spirit Diva) and her hurricane-communicating compadres are doing about it. So far we’ve had a very tame hurricane season, although parts of Texas are battling flooding from Erin, and I’m guessing that a few hurricane communicators are taking credit for at least some of the lack of destruction. Spirit Diva and pals are in Florida, but we are also fortunate enough to have a group centered in Texas, who were so very helpful when Hurricane Rita threatened us a couple of years ago. They were able to keep Rita from doing serious damage.

I do know this is not a good day to be in Jamaica or Cancun, and by Tuesday or Wednesday of next week it might not be all that good a day to be in Galveston either. Meanwhile, my fellow Houstonians are storming the stores and snatching up all of the bottled water, peanut butter, and D batteries, insuring that there won’t be anything left by the time The Rev and I get there. Oh, well. I’ve got better things to do than stocking up on provisions. I’ve got some snippet-sharing to do.

Bridging the gap between fact and fiction
I’m seeing more and more things that convince me of
something I’ve been saying for many years now: new-age/New-Wage/self-help stuff is appealing for its entertainment value as much as for its potential to actually improve people's lives. Oh, sure, in these trying times people are frightened and uncertain, and many are facing money or health or relationship challenges, and all that. But I maintain that many folks, at least in the more affluent cultures, are also supremely bored with ordinary life. I think this was the case with Victorian spiritualism and occultism (which provided much of the modern groundwork for the New Age). And I believe it is the case today as well.

I see evidence of this ennui everywhere. I see it, for example, in the newest wave of Illuminati-conspiracy hysteria, which focuses on an Internet offering called Zeitgeist: The Movie. Zeitgeist: The Movie is nearly two hours of stuff you’ve probably heard before about the Illuminati, the New World Order, and more. You’d think they could come up with a better title than Zeitgeist but I quibble. Fueling this newest wave of Illumi-noia is an email that is now making the rounds among the conspicuously enlightened and aggressively inspired crowd. Written with a passion bordering on hysteria, the message has a Ho’oponopono twist, the result of the writer having stayed up all night to finish reading Joe Vitale’s new book, Zero Limits.

If you would prefer a little bit of information along with your entertainment, check out the Illuminati perspective offered on the Skepdic site. And if someone forwards a copy of that earnest Zeitgeist-Zero email to you, I suggest answering with a restrained one-word reply: "Yawn."

Far more interesting to me than the ZZ-over-the-top email is a message that came to me yesterday via my favorite New-Wage spam service. This one provided yet more evidence that the gap between reality and sci-fi is ever narrowing. Generally my spam service sends me ads from various individuals and companies, but occasionally they will forward important Public Service Announcements. Um, make that "Planetary Service Announcements."

The PSA that most intrigued me came from one Michael Ellegion, a channeler who does "full-life readings for the Star People and the Lightworkers." Michael, who somewhat resembles a young Richard Simmons, apparently has full access to the Spiritual Hierarchy, which includes some of our favorite players, such as Lord Jesus The Christ; the Archangel Michael; Saint Germain; Zoser the Cosmic Physician of Light;, Voltra the Cosmic Psychotherapist; and, of course, Lord Ashtar, who is in charge of the Ashtar Command of the Galactic Federation. "A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far, away…"

Ashtar is apparently the One who tipped off Michael Ellegion about the cause of a recent tragic event in the US.

Here, in part, is Michael’s PSA, which he desires to be widely distributed:

Minnesota Bridge Collapse Caused By Secret Government Acoustic Weapon – And E.T. Response & Intervention!
When the recent collapse of the Minnesota Bridge took place, and as an "open Channel" for the Higher Forces of Light, I will often receive telepathic comments and they Channel to me about what has "gone on behind the scenes" which the Corporate controlled media here in the U.S. will never mention. I wasn’t too surprised, when Ashtar, one of my main contacts from higher Realms, very briefly mentioned that this disaster was in fact caused by some type of "frequency or vibrational [acoustic-psychotronic] technology"--and that I would shortly be receiving more in-depth information concerning this fact.

Of course, I had assumed that this would come either in the form of some kind of "revelation" from someone who had connections with "shadow government" levels, as what is often referred to as "Intel black-ops" and/or more in-depth, channeled information from Ashtar and our Friends Upstairs who surround Earth in Guardian Action.

Also, since I knew that the Cosmic Elohim Masters of Light, many who are members of the Ashtar Command and the Universal Federation, had been recently clamping down upon the world power elite or the "puppet Masters" behind the scenes, by making it very clear to them that they were not going to allow anymore use of nuclear or biological weapons (see my other Posting, "E.T.’s Divine Intervention Stops Nuclear & Biological Attacks!") I knew that any form of technology that is destructive to nature and life on this planet, no matter what form that technology came in, would also ultimately be stopped and neutralized as well.

I, of course, was not specifically, consciously thinking about some of the more "exotic" forms of energy or acoustic, (also often referred to as "psychotronic") weapons systems, which I have actually studied quite in-depth for a number of years, partly because I had met literally dozens of former (and not so former) ex-intelligence agents, many who had been involved in the development of this very technology. In a few cases, I met some former "black-ops" who were actually involved in forms of "psychic assassination" in which the use of "psychic deadly force" was actually used--or rather ATTEMPTED--to be used against Lightworkers like myself, to do away with those of us whose missions are to help expose such types of technologies. This would help to eliminate them when more people became aware of their existence and how they have been used mostly for destructive-military utilization, such as control and manipulation of the population, whether it is in the form of weather modification, mind control, or in the physical destruction of life and the WEAKENING OF PHYSICAL OR MATERIAL STRUCTURES.

I knew personally, in a very horrific way, what these types of acoustic or psychotronic weapons systems are capable of doing to a person or a physical object. In my case, I have shared my experience that occurred in 1979 with others who have connected with me in personal Transformational Channeled sessions that I do for fellow Lightworkers, Star People, and thru my workshops and classes. In that experience the psych-ops targeted me with such a psychotronic weapon and literally ended up killing me by ripping the life force out of my body. Our Friends Upstairs physically beamed me up aboard one of the Merkabah Light Ships of the Ashtar Command, where they brought me back to life by putting the Life Force back in me.

There are no words that can describe how horrible this "spiritual violation" initially was when I was first suddenly being attacked, but I fell unconscious, and then died from this attack. The Higher Forces took me aboard and brought me back to life in the wonderful and exquisite, higher Dimensional Bliss of their very loving and healing presence. They very powerfully took away all my trauma and altered my own DNA/RNA so that I would not be as vulnerable to such an attack in the future. They explained the importance of the old adage, "God helps those who help themselves."

Turns out that the DNA alteration was not just to protect Michael from further attacks, but to aid him in performing a new type of channeled readings. His mission changed following his transformation; rather than doing the karmic types of readings for which he’d been trained, henceforth he was to protect and empower fellow Lightworkers/Volunteers who, like himself, were on missions to prepare the Earth for its Ascension. His new role is "Cosmic Telephone Line" or Deep Voice Channel, and his job is to do transformational readings that will pass on to others the psychic immunity that was given to him by those he refers to as "our Friends Upstairs."*

During his own transformational experience, Michael learned that Higher Beings are intervening in Earthly affairs:

While aboard this Merkabah Light Ship, I was informed that the Ashtar Command, while continuing to orbit Earth in Guardian Action, was also specifically monitoring all kinds of these exotic psychotronic and acoustic black-op technologies, and that eventually they would all be neutralized.

Under Federation policies the use of any weapons, whether it be nuclear, biological or types of energy technology, if used against life in destructive ways, they would be stepping in more and more to ultimately stop this technology from ever being used again.

To get back to this recent disaster of the Minnesota bridge collapse, it was not surprising, when a couple days later, a friend of mine, Patrick Hansen, who has helped sponsor me for workshops about the Spiritual Masters, sent me an e-mail, which did, specifically refer to this situation, regarding how and why the Minnesota Bridge was brought down by the shadow government with this more exotic form of energy weapon system, and I will now quote part of his e-mail, since it is quite interesting and confirms my initial Attunement from our Friends Upstairs...

The email in question quoted an article by noted alarmist Sorcha Faal. Here’s a link to the article.

Recently, Michael Ellegion received another channeled transmission from Lord Ashtar regarding the Minnesota bridge tragedy, and other tragedies that have made the headlines:

"Greetings in the Light of our Radiant One, this is Ashtar, wanting to not only confirm what you had been told very briefly the other day regarding the use of an acoustic energy system that was used and focused upon the Minnesota Bridge.

"But I want to also confirm, as you were feeling, Michael, that yes, the loss of life that did occur, would have definitely been much, much greater, had our own higher energy systems of Protection aboard the Merkabah Light Ships not been active. You have often referred to our ship’s "Holographic Crystal Computer hooked into the GodHead," that monitors and can in less than a millionth of a second (if it even takes that long!) go into an instant Activation and Protection sequence. This provides Divine Intervention to as many souls as possible, preferably to save their lives, or if their consciousness is not high enough on the ‘Energy-Consciousness Meter’, we at least will quickly free the soul from the physical body that is about to go thru horrific trauma in the next instant, which will allow them to pass from the physical world.

"As you know, this is the same system we used when we Divinely Intervened behind-the-scenes during 9-11, so that while we were able to physically beam up, aboard the Mothership, almost two thirds of those 3,000 people that were trapped within the two World Trade Buildings. However, for a little over a third of the people, it was necessary to just remove their souls from their physical bodies and we took up their etheric bodies instead, as each of the two buildings started to collapse. And, as you know were blown up from within, as an "inside job" by the shadow government/corrupt Bush administration, by therminite secretly placed there, being ignited. It was not the temperature of the jet fuel causing the extreme temperature levels or that the two remote controlled planes initially hitting the two towers, had caused them to collapse.

"As I Channeled to you about how we have been in Guardian Action around this planet for many years monitoring the actions of those in positions of power.

"We recently, one more time, stopped the launching of nuclear missiles, this time against Iran, as we also did with the earlier Intervention to stop any hostilities between India and Pakistan from engaging in such barbaric extremes while helping Overshadow the political tensions and diplomatic solutions were the outcome. So, too, we are making it very clear once more, that any--and we mean ANY TYPE of destructive use of weapons, whether it be nuclear, biological--or Energy weapon systems such as that which was targeted at the bridge, will not be tolerated--that type of technology also comes under Federation Laws, referred to as the Galactic Pacts. Such technologies as were used against the Minnesota bridge, especially when loss of life will be involved is specifically forbidden, and from now on, any attempt to use such technologies will have very instant "karmic repercussions" against those individual(s) who knowingly engage in such attempts.

"As we have stated many times, it is not we, the Guardians of Light, the Rainbow Warriors, who orbit around this planet in Guardian Action that will, ourselves, do anything personally as in ‘retaliation’ toward those forces who will ATTEMPT to use such destructive systems and energies against other forms of life. It is just that the way that the Creative Energy forces of the very universe itself, will not allow this activity or behavior to be engaged in. Such negative action causes a REACTION inherent within the very energies of life force that is in harmony to the Divine Creation itself, the Divine Blueprint of life, and such actions will be quickly neutralized.

"Those forces involved in such actions will be "Recycled thru the GodHead" so that they will no longer be able to interfere with the forces engaged in life enhancing behavior and that which is in harmony to all life.

"And finally, I wish to state, as mentioned earlier, there definitely would have been a much greater loss of life had we not Intervened, and we will continue to do so, as we get closer to what some have referred to as ‘First Contact’ or what I have always referred to as the ‘Secret Wave of Evacuation’ that sets in motion the other three following waves of Evacuation/overt planetary Divine Intervention. As I often mention to help remind those of you who I have also had the honor to Channel through, as I have this Channel, it is important to remember, you who are here in Earth embodiment as Volunteers on missions, are still members of our Highest Counsels, and your presence upon Earth is to also give us Authority, by your own awareness and knowledge of these hidden activities of the power elite.

The knowledge of their activities, we can always FORGIVE them for what they HAVE DONE, but we must not allow them to RUN RIPSHOD OVER YOU IN ANY FORM WHATSOEVER, NO MATTER WHAT THAT COULD OR MIGHT BE!!!!. It is truly time to put a halt to such destructive activities, and so it shall be.

"As I always emphasize, use your Inner Discernment, my brothers and sisters of Earth, listen to your I Am Presence. Know that your own wisdom and knowledge of these technologies and activities as THE GUARDIANS THAT YOU ALL ARE, and your petitions and votes through our Councils in turn give us GREATER AUTHORITY TO STEP IN-- EVEN IN THE MOST ‘MUNDANE" SITUATIONS AND BRING ORDER OUT OF CHAOS for all concerned. Blessings to you all! Stay alert, yes, be the Guardians of your Freedoms, as my friend, St. Germain often states. In so being, your responsible Light attunement transmutes the very attempts of such destructive behavior, and instead, evokes powerful life-enhancing solutions for the use of such technologies to only be used in healing--and Transformation will be the end result. Ashtar signing off. As always, Keep Your Eyes On the Skies! Adonai Vassu Berogus!"

Well, that’s comforting, isn’t it?

Or maybe it’s slightly disturbing, when you consider the fact that the people who believe in this stuff walk freely among us…

The game’s afoot
I keep getting these email ads for
foot detox patches. I don’t know if the Universe is trying to tell me something or not, but I’ll be damned if I’m going to pay nearly thirty bucks for ten foot patches (MSRP is $29,95, though they’re available for $24.00 on Amazon). And that's not for ten pairs – it's for ten individual foot patches. At bedtime, you are supposed to stick them on the soles of your feet, which contain key reflexology points, and the pads draw toxins out of your body. When you take them off the next day, they’re supposed to be grossly but satisfyingly gunky. That gunk is all of the toxic residue that the patches sucked out of your body.

Naturally, some people are raving about these things. Others are more skeptical, such as this guy from Kansas who really wanted the pads to work.

Please, no testimonials. Every company in this business has plenty of those. But actual lab results? I have found none and I REALLY looked. And I REALLY wanted these to work to remove the toxicity that was causing me so much pain, but that was finally alleviated by a doctor diagnosing me with Wilson's Syndrome. [See my note below.~CC] I was put on armour thyroid. My metabolism began to work again and detox my body naturally. These pads are like many things. If they truly make you feel better then, by all means, use them. But I know of no scientific evidence that proves they draw out toxicity and I have simulated the process that generates the brown gunk you think is toxicity from your body. Take one pad and put a corner of it into salt water heated to body temperature. You'll have the brown gunk within minutes.
Granted, the American Thyroid Association has decided that Wilson's Syndrome is not in fact a real disease. But apparently this guy was helped by thyroid supplementation anyway. And his main point is certainly valid.

I particularly enjoyed a post from the blog of a
skeptic in Southern Africa. The blogger was writing about a different brand of foot pads, but the claims are almost identical, and the makers apparently are advertising that their pads help boost the immune system as well. Given that the AIDS epidemic is nearly out of control in some parts of Africa, such claims go beyond being silly. They are, at best, egregiously irresponsible.

My initial thought was that the marketers of this nonsense assume that we are just gullible but the more I think about the hints about boosting your immune system the angrier I become. Don’t forget people like Mantho Tshabalala-Msimang, the Minister of Health in South Africa who recommends beetroot as a remedy for AIDS? It was also Tshabalala-Msimang who at one point circulated around her Ministry a pamphlet explaining how the CIA and aliens were behind the pandemic...

...Sometimes the detoxing we need is not of our bodies, but of our brains.

I know that numerous wholistic healers and chiropractors in the US are doing foot detox therapy on their patients these days, using not patches but a "spa treatment." The fact that the "spa" ends up full of gross gunk has apparently made true believers out of many. But I wonder if any of the patients who give glowing testimonials have asked to see studies or scientific data, or if they've asked if the chiro or other practitioner has experimented with immersing something – anything – besides a person's feet into the "spa treatment." My guess is that anyone who tried such an experiment would end up with a pan full of gunk similar to that resulting from soaking one's feet. I've seen the testimonials in which people swear that the gunk varies from person to person, so there has to be something going on... but whether what is going on is "detox" or just a thorough sole-cleaning remains to be seen.

Well, as long as it brings the money in...

This is satire?
Steve Salerno linked to this piece in The Onion. Like all good satire, this piece is nearly indistinguishable from that which it satirizes. This one describes hustledork culture in a nutshell. And it reminds me of what my friend Tony recently said about New-Wage hustledorks. He said that those who tell (possibly exaggerated) stories about how they were once poverty-stricken and homeless remind him of some rap stars who grew up in middle-class circumstances but tell contrived "tales from the hood" in order to gain street cred. These days, the life story you tell doesn’t have to be true – just marketable.

Still more Hustledork Cinema…
Speaking of Tony, he recently alerted me to both
a moviemercial trailer and a discussion thread about said moviemercial. This moviemercial is apparently so bad that even some of the Secretrons find it distasteful.

At least this one, Pass It On, seems to have a marginally altruistic message, rather than merely encouraging narcissism and greed. Even so, it’s much ado about little, and the dancing at the end of the trailer is painful to watch. Very painful.

Well, that’s it for now. And isn’t that enough? I promised you snippets and gave you a great big heaping helping of New-Wage table scraps. You always get more than your money's worth here at Whirled Musings (though I suspect you could probably have done without the foot-patch bit). Anyway, the Rev and I are getting ready to pack it up and go spend the evening in the company of our dear friends Bill and Kathleen. See you tomorrow or Monday!

* I wonder if, by "our friends upstairs," Michael E. is referring to those bats in the belfry.

Wednesday, August 08, 2007

The King of cosmic wisdom

The subject line in the email read: "Blessed is the Great Being Known as the Galaxy." The body of the email elaborated on this Great Being: "It lives, It breathes, It thinks, It feels pain, It meditates, It rubs the lotion on Its skin!"

All right, there was nothing about lotion. But I just can’t seem to get that song out of my head.

This bit of wisdom about the Galaxy – along with many other spiritual truths – came from Jesus H. Christ Himself, who, as an extension of his original Sermon On The Mount, revealed it to a man on another mountain in 1958 C.E. The man was the late Dr. George King, founder of an international metaphysical organization called The Aetherius Society. The mountain was in the United Kingdom instead of Galilee.

Dr. George King (I’m not sure what sort of "doctor" he was) was born in Shropshire, England in 1919. Fairly early in life, he discovered that traditional Christianity didn’t have answers for all of his questions, and he turned to psychic-phenomena research and, later, yoga. For ten years, he practiced yoga for eight to twelve hours a day until, according to his bio page, he became a "Knower." (Not to be confused with a "Goer," nudge-nudge, wink-wink.)

At some point he decided his mission was to help raise humanity from its ignorance and suffering. But he wasn’t quite sure how to do it. And then, and then…

…his life's mission became apparent on May 8, 1954. Alone in his London apartment, a loud physical voice delivered the following Command:

"Prepare yourself! You are to become the voice of Interplanetary Parliament."

He was initially shocked by the implications of this statement. It came out of the blue without warning or explanation. All he knew with his mastery over terrestrial phenomena was that what he had heard, he had heard.

And doesn’t it always begin with the voices in one’s head? If you’re really lucky, you get to see bodies with your voices.

"From the moment of the Command all Dr. King's personal business ambitions were abandoned as the information from the Space Intelligences grew in importance and urgency," says the web site. Indeed, that voice in his apartment was just the beginning.

A few days later he was visited by a world-renowned Yoga Master whom he knew to be alive and active in India at that time. This Master, in every way physical, entered and left through a locked door that he did not open.

During the meeting, Dr. King was given a series of highly specialized exercises enabling him to bring about a state of consciousness necessary for the establishment of mental rapport with the Cosmic Masters who inhabit the higher planes of other planets.

In the previous ten years Dr. King had become a Master of Raja, Gnani, and Kundalini Yoga - able to attain the elevated state of conciousness known as Samadhi. It was for this reason that the Cosmic Masters of the Solar System began to use him as "Primary Terrestrial Mental Channel", in order to give their message to Earth.

Dr. King formed The Aetherius Society in 1955, under the direction of the ET’s, of course, and over the years attracted a legion of suckers seekers. He knew that because he had been chosen by the Cosmic Masters (who are apparently wiser and more evolved than mere Ascended Masters), he was to spend his life trying to find new ways to help the human race evolve. "He quickly learned that the most efficient and powerful means to help our civilization is through powerful worldwide karmic manipulations," explains the web site. "He called these operations Cosmic Missions." Here you see a picture of Dr. King and his Mantra Team manipulating karma by directing energy into a "prayer energy battery."

Needless to say, being the voice of Interplanetary Parliament is a big job, but fortunately Jesus, aka "The Master Jesus," aka "the Cosmic Avatar of Love," was around to help. Master Jesus delivered a Cosmic Concept to Dr. King via a series of twelve Cosmic Transmissions, aka the Twelve Blessings.

The Cosmic Concept as given by the Master Jesus…

…This is an unparalleled text of mystic teachings for the New Age which go beyond his previous teachings, to include a cosmic concept, and constitute a practical and potent method of service in these days.

"The Twelve Blessings" is designed as a potent spiritual practice for all serious students in these vitally important days.

Naturally, the Twelve Blessings are available as a book and various audio products.

As you read through the text or listen to the transmissions themselves, you will see that the Blessings and prayers are not limited to the people on Earth, but reach out to the sun, and beyond into our Universe and to The Creator Itself.

Although Dr. King passed away in 1997, the Aetherius Society lives on. There are two headquarters, one in London and one, not surprisingly, in Hollywood. If I were you, I’d pay close attention to what these nutcases wise and knowledgeable folks are saying. For example, they believe in a prophecy that was delivered to Dr. King in 1958 by "a spiritually evolved extraterrestrial known as a Lord of Karma." The prophecy came to Dr. King on a mountain called Brown Willy, which is one of the Holy Mountains of the world. (Mount Shasta, alas, is not, which will probably come as a shock to many of the people who send me emails via my favorite New-Wage spam service.)

Anyhow, this prophecy concerns The Next Master, who will appear on Earth when the time is right.

There will shortly come Another among you.

He will stand tall among men with a shining countenance. This One will be attired in a single garment of the type now known to you. His shoes will be soft-topped, yet not made of the skin of animals.

He will approach the Earth leaders. They will ask of Him, His credentials. He will produce these.

His magic will be greater than any upon Earth - greater than the combined materialistic might of all the armies. And they who heed not His words, shall be removed from the Earth.

No one on Earth knows the time that The Next Master will appear; it’s up to the Lords of Karma to decide. The only thing that is clear is that he (and yes, it will be a "he") will be wearing a one-piece, wrinkle-resistant spacesuit (which is the "single garment" referred to in the prophecy). And great changes will occur when he comes.

The coming of this great Avatar, will be a pivotal point in the New Age. After his coming, those who are not ready to go forward into the era of Light - the New Age - will slowly be removed from the Earth to be reborn on another less evolved planet. They will then continue to learn through experience, only under much more difficult conditions than are now present on Earth. All who are ready will stay upon Earth and join together to build for themselves the much prophesied New Age.

I know, I know; you’ve heard similar prophecies before. But at least the Aetherius Society version doesn’t involve burning in Hell for eternity if you don’t accept the Lord Jesus Christ as your Savior, although that less-evolved planet does sound a bit like a living hell, now that I think about it. Even so, in the Dr. King version of the prophecy, you get ET’s and crazy people, so it trumps those other prophecies in entertainment value if nothing else.

So what can you do to prepare for this great Avatar? According to the Aetherius Society web site, "It is important for all New Age workers, no matter where they are, or what name of God they follow, to redouble their efforts now during this crucial time, in order to help pave the way for the coming of this next Avatar." In other words, smoke it if you’ve got it. I’m thinking, though, that mushrooms might be even more effective for helping conjure Avatars. So…bring on the New Age already!

Saturday, November 04, 2006

Ra data

"We are stardust, we are golden." It’s been nearly forty years (!) since Joni Mitchell first warbled those words in her famous song, which was also famously recorded by Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young. This was the song that celebrated the mass pilgrimage of flower children to the original Woodstock festival, and, as far too many people have already noted, it was also the anthem that helped to define a generation.*

On a more scientific note, we have the well-known quotation attributed to the late astronomer Carl Sagan: "We are made of star stuff."

But Joni, CSN&Y and Dr. Sagan have nothing on the StarDoves, who know a few things about our connections with the stars. The StarDoves are a demented delightful-looking couple who go by the names of Moi-RA 'Lady of the Sun' Dove and RA-Ja 'Merk' Dove. Pictured here with the Grand Prior of Scottish Knight Templars at Rosslyn Chapel, Scotland, the StarDoves are, according to their bio page, "Ambassadors deployed to the Earth by the Interplanetary Council of 12."

Judging from the way the StarDoves spell their names – Moi-RA and RA-Ja – they seem to be obsessed not only with interplanetary folks but with Ra and ancient Egypt. (Regarding these spelling quirks, I can’t help thinking of Sara Jessica Parker’s character in LA Story, and her insistence that her name be spelled SanDeE* (in this case the asterisk is part of her name, not a footnote flag)). Further evidence of the StarDoves’ Egyptophilia, at least RA-Ja’s, can be found in this video clip.

I first learned of the StarDoves when they began flooding my in box with very interesting emails, thus becoming my unwitting allies. They are, you might say, the main Muses for Whirled Musings, by virtue of including me in the database of their highly successful new-age spam email advertising service. Many remarkable people pay them to deliver sales pitches directly to my email box. And the messages come from all across the metaphysical/spiritual/self-help spectrum, promoting the certified and the certifiable, the fringe nutcakes and hustledorks and many from the mainstream as well.

What makes the StarDoves so special is that they are two of a select number of StarSeeds who are "here on Earth with the necessary skills to help assist and catalyze a global shift in consciousness, eventually bringing on the latest Aquarian Golden Age of Love and Light with Freedom and Plenty for ALL."

"By the time we got to Woodstock, we were half a million strong," sang Joni (and CSN&Y). The StarSeeds, on the other hand, are only 144,000 strong at present (and in case you haven’t noticed, 144k seems to be a popular number). But that apparently is a sufficient number to transform the planet, for, as the Doves’ web site explains:

StarSeeds occupy human form to accomplish Missions of Light on Earth…They are specially selected and evolved souls from other planets, star systems, or dimensional frequencies, whose specific mission is to act as a bridge between the Ascended Masters, the Inter-Galactic Confederation of Planets, Angelic Hierarchies and Earthlings, most especially those starseeds living in human bodies who have lost their connection to their own StarSeeded I AM Selves and their divine missions.

Because these Missions of Light are the most difficult of all to perform on fallen backward worlds such as Earth, StarSeeds are hand-picked by the Councils of Light within the Interplanetary Confederation. StarSeeds incarnate into the same conditions of helplessness and total amnesia concerning their identity, origins and purpose and appear just as native earthlings so that they may acclimatize to and empathize with earth conditions and her peoples. Memory and star powers are restored to varying degrees, in different StarSeeds, according to the Mission on Earth they have come to perform. Their connections to their I AM Higher StarSelves are greatly strengthened when the time is right, permitting them to be largely guided by their inner knowing.

I am pretty sure that the StarDoves, Dr. and Lady RA, are the real thing, because they have been written about by well-respected journalists and authors. For example, "Their work as Global Star Shepherds is brilliantly portrayed in Mega-Author Brad Steiger's impressive books: The Fellowship: Spiritual Contact Between Humans and Outer Space Beings, and Love Is A Miracle." Regarding the latter title, a reader on Amazon.com noted: "I loved the idea of the book, and also loved that there were photos (to add credibility), however some of the people seemed so far out (Ra Ja Dove), that I really had to wonder if they were ‘all there’ to begin with, and therefore if aspects of their love stories were genuine or imagined."**

Well, I can’t speak of the other folks Brad wrote about in this book, but I can venture an opinion about the Doves. Of course they weren’t "all there." Only parts of them were and are there, or here, or anywhere at any given time. When you’re a StarSeed/Star Person, you are pretty much everywhere and everywhen at once. You gotta be.

Speaking of being everywhere, don’t think for a moment that the Doves are just holed up in their home office cooking up spam. They are "currently anchoring the work of the Interplanetary Confederation and the Ascended Masters in their Mobile Star Pod traveling the highways and byways of the United States of America." The Mobile Star Pod is a "Winnebago, Elandan Royal Coach Mobile Star Pod, equipped with Internet, Fax, Cellphone and Hotline to the Interplanetary Council of 12."

But the Doves’ main source of bread and butter does seem to be their email ad service, "Marketing With The Stars," billed as "the World’s Largest Aquarian Age’s eList." "Our database," says the website, "especially includes individual Star Seeds, Light Workers, Walk-In's, Shape-Shifters and Time Travelers living in human form, Plus the Holistic Health Organizations, Metaphysical Businesses, Suppliers, Distributors, Promoters and Philanthropists that support them!"

And moi, of course. I never asked to be on their email list, but undoubtedly was chosen because of the cosmic nature of my email address. Or perhaps I am one of those 144,000 special StarSeed people. So you'd better be nice to me. Don't piss me off. And just to stay on the good side of the Interplanetary Council, send me money, or at least an Amazon gift certificate.

By the way, don’t despair if you fear you are not among the 144,000 StarSeeds. Apparently there is no cap on the membership rolls in the StarSeed Club. Anyone can become a StarSeed, as the Doves explain in their own inimitable fashion:

As we drive the highways of the Earth in our StarPod mobile (a 33 foot Winnebago) and rub shoulders (merge auras) with humankind daily during our 2006 Goddess Bless America etLIGHT Pilgrimage all up and down the Eastern Seaboard of the USA, and even all East of the Mississippi, especially in big cities; each individual we pass by is a Star Seed potentate. StarSeeds can emanate a radiation of Light that blesses with happiness, joy, gratitude, comfort and peace - so that they have expanded the Light of the entire planet. These homely blessings, the practice of Love in Action and Love of Life, Light and Liberty transforms humankind and an evolution from selfish animal fallen consciousness into Divine Beings of Light. In fact, the InterPlanetary Teachings relate that all of humanity were once Divine kings and queens of Light and will once more become!

In 1999, the Doves were appointed Peace Ambassadors of the State of New Mexico. And that, apparently, was just the beginning of a whole new peace movement: "Perhaps with inspiration from the New Mexico State Department of Peace, 3 years later, beginning on July 11, 2001, the U.S. Federal Government itself has initiated an official Department of Peace headed by U.S. Rep. Dennis Kucinich of Cleveland, Ohio."

Like many of the Woodstock pilgrims in the 60s, the StarDoves seem nothing if not intent on helping usher in a new age of peace and love. They envision a future where "Telepathy will bring an end to violence, greed and depression. We will be a society that is ready to reach for the stars, committed to constant self-improvement and artistic expression with a greatly expanded definition of home and of all other levels of reality."

So…maybe Doctor and Lady RA really are Star People. Or maybe they just got hold of some of the brown acid way back when. All I know is that I owe them a debt of gratitude because without their kind assistance, I might actually have to work at finding material for this blog.

*On the other hand, "Yummy Yummy Yummy I’ve Got Love In My Tummy" helped define the same generation, so let’s not get too smug and lofty about all this.

**And speaking of Brad Steiger, he is arguably the author who really got the Star People ball rolling, although in recent years he seems to have disassociated himself from the concept a bit. But you can read about his criteria for Star Persondom here.

Sunday, October 22, 2006

Cosmic trigger misfires

I can’t believe I've been away from my blog again for over a week. In truth this has been a very trying week for me, and I have to wonder if it has anything to do with the fact that I failed to participate in the Cosmic Trigger Event that occurred on October 17.*

I’d been looking forward to the CTE ever since I received the email with the headline, "Miracles!! Miracles!!! Miracles!!!! They can be Yours!!!" The email was actually an ad for the services of the Reverend Carolyn Fumia, a transplanted upstate New Yorker now residing in the arid and mystical land of Arizona. (Sedona, natch. Did you even have to ask?)

I was intrigued by the notion of having some Miracles of my very own, preferably without having to exert any effort or part with any money, so I read on. But it turns out that these Miracles are not mine for the taking. I have to buy them. And in some cases I have to work for them as well. It seems that Rev Carolyn is offering a series of services devoted to Awakening The Master Within You. A clear case of Master Baiting, I thought, but decided to read on anyway.

Rev Carolyn, yet another new-age dilettante in a cosmos that is crowded with such folks, offers a wide range of services, including but not limited to:

  • Master Healing Ministration
  • Soul Level Readings
  • Medical Intuitive Readings
  • Clairvoyant and Clairsentient Readings
  • Advanced Spiritually Oriented Sessions to Integrate the Immaculate Concept or Whole Light Being
  • Private and Group Training
  • Gift Development
  • State of Grace Results

Her fees are quite reasonable, considering the miraculous results that you may or may not experience. She charges $80.00 an hour for services "and a flat fee of $250 for the Integration of the Immaculate Concept." One caveat: "There are no guarantees. Most often, miracles do occur in the sessions." Glad we got that cleared up.

What qualifies Rev Carolyn to manifest these Miracles? Let me let her tell you herself:

I have been trained as to how to minister the lifting of form into light, and creating form from pure light for the purpose of bringing Wholeness and revealing, through experience, the Divinity Within, or the Holy Master Within. I work direct with Source, Lord Jesus and the Holy Spirit, Holy Feminine, Altered Magnetics, and through manipulating Sacred Geometry while directing energy through specific intention, and holding the position of witness and of knowing without doubt. I witness the client's Source healing them.

Hey, if she’s good enough for Jesus and the Altered Magnetics (does that sound like the name of a rock group to you?), she’s good enough for me.

And I can’t deny that Rev Carolyn delivers results, particularly when I read about these true-life cases, taken straight from her web site:

  • One woman advised me that after we worked, her hair color changed, and all the gray disappeared,** same woman had a large birth mark go poof from her face during the session.
  • One family with 10 animals noted that all the fleas in the house and on the pets went poof as we relocated them to the woods.
  • Lots of detox these days with liver cleanses, removal of fatty tissue in liver and walls of heart, eyes showing immense improvement, parasites disappearing, kidney detox, female hormone balance noted, PSA levels normalized, and unfortunately, for some, depossession of entities and entity removal. Also immediate improvement noted for congestive heart disease, which also seems to be popping up all over the place today, (4 cases in two weeks), edema disappeared due to neuropathy, and so much more.
  • Another advised me she levitated in the middle of a labyrinth following the work together with the Integration of the Immaculate Concept, witnessed by two other participants.

Rev Carolyn adds that many folks experience "radiating pure white light with pastel rainbow colors, with the flow of the River of Life, or Shakti flooding them. Their home is lifted into the Higher Frequencies of their 12th dimensional Holy Self, feeling like they are on an elevator. The most fun part to me is when their feet fill with liquid white light, and a soft gentle sweet feeling, alsmot (sic) cotton like, but liquid is felt within the feet, fully anchored within, helping them to recognize the Holiest of Holies is Within."

The Rev Carolyn is also a Medical Intuitive who offers "Bioenergetic Clairvoyant Readings." By phone or email, she can "scan" your bod and tell you what ails you. Of course she is not a medical doctor, as she carefully explains on her web site, though she says she prefers to work in cooperation with clients’ physicians. Here’s how she works:

She clairvoyantly scans the physical body by viewing the etheric template level of the organs, systems, genetic and cellular structure with great detail. If you have a skin condition, please let her know, as she does not arbitrarily view the skin. If you have had organs removed, they will still appear in the etheric template, often in the same condition prior to your surgery….

… She views the chakras, meridians, geometric evolution and energy connections, as well as the nervous system connectivity and flow. She scans past and parallel life integration. She scans for fragmented aspects of self, shadow self, self love patterning, the influence of judgements upon the flow of energy within the body, the inner child, DNA patterning, mental body patterning alignment as compared to the pattern of the divine blueprint….

And there’s more – much, much more.

But the item that really grabbed my attention on Rev Carolyn’s web site was the mention of the Cosmic Trigger Event. I bet you were wondering when I’d make my way back to that. Well, here we are.

It seems there was buzz all over the Internet about a cosmic wave set to occur on October 17, 2006, lasting for 17 hours. Its purpose was to aid us in magnifying thought to matter. Supposedly it was to be one of many cosmic triggers that will occur as humanity approaches the year 2012, the year when the world may or may not end, depending upon whose interpretation of Mayan prophecy you believe. According to Brenda McCann, who is, among other things, a Powerful Intender, "What is unique about the cosmic wave occurring on Oct 17th is that it is a magnifier and accelerator of thought to matter. Thought to Reality. You have an opportunity NOW to make a change to love and peace if you choose to do so."

A fellow who goes by the name of Raphiem/Blue (or maybe that’s who he channels), has shared a great deal of information about the Cosmic Trigger Event, which he refers to as Mission 1017. He wrote:

…An ultraviolet (UV) pulse beam radiating from higher dimensions in universe-2 will cross paths with the Earth on this day. Earth will remain approximately within this UV beam for 17 hours of your time…

This beam resonates with the heart chakra, it is radiant fluorescent in nature, blue/magenta in color. Although it resonates in this frequency band, it is above the color frequency spectrum of your universe-1 which you, Earth articulate in. However due to the nature of your soul and soul groups operating from Universe-2 frequency bands it will have an effect.

The effect is every thought and emotion will be amplified intensely one million-fold. Yes, we will repeat, all will be amplified one millions time and more.

Every thought, every emotion, every intent, every will, no matter if it is good, bad, ill, positive, negative, will be amplified one million times in strength….

…This UV beam thus can be a dangerous tool. For if you are focused on thoughts which are negative to your liking they will manifest into your reality almost instantly. Then again this UV beam can be a gift if you choose it to be.

Mission-1017 requires approximately one million people to focus on positive, benign, good willed thoughts for themselves and the Earth and Humanity on this day. Your thoughts can be of any nature of your choosing, but remember whatever you focus on will be made manifest in a relatively faster than anticipated time frame…

This UV beam comes into full affect for 17hrs on the 17th of October 2006. No matter what time zone you are in the hours are approximately 10:17am on the 17th of October to 1:17am on the 18th of October.

We require approximately 1-million people across globe to actively participate in this event. Please use whatever communication mediums you have at your disposal. Reach out to as many people as possible. We require 1-million plus people at the least to trigger a shift for humanity from separation and fragmentation to one of unification and oneness.

This is your opportunity to take back what is rightfully yours i.e. Peace and Prosperity for all Earth and Mankind.

As luck would have it, real life intruded once again on all of my grand cosmic plans. On October 17, The Rev (Ron, not Carolyn) and I had to take my mom to the doctor, and then we had some crises with his surrogate mom. And we had to deal with some thorny issues with clients and work as well. Bottom line: October 17 came and went, and I forgot to participate in the Cosmic Trigger Event. When I remembered it some time on October 19 or so, I felt like such a slacker. What if the Universe had failed to shift because of my lack of participation? More importantly (I’m a narcissist, after all), what if my own troubles were the result of my failure to take advantage of the mighty UV beam?

Well, I needn’t have worried about the Universe, because when I visited the Rev Carolyn’s web site just now I saw this joyful message:

More on 10/17/06!! We did it!!! We are Victorious!!! Thank you to all who participated in this amazing event!! I am told we will see the fruit of our efforts over the course of the next 4 weeks! What an amazing orchestration of Light in Action! It was one HUGE unified Creation!…We have created Miracles Beyond Measure!!! I took the liberty of our Gift to Multiply and called forth all Positive Thoughts to be multiplied 1M x 1M x 1M x 1M x 1M x 1M. No thing can stop the Positive Creation Unfolding. It is full steam ahead!!!…Celebration is in order!!!!!!!…All the Light of the Universe Dances with us in celebration!!…Ha ha ha ha ha Halelujiah (sic)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But I’m still worried about me. The Universe, I figure, can take care of Itself. As for me, I’m going to keep a close watch on things from now on, and you can bet I’m going to have a finger on the next Cosmic Trigger. Or at least I’ll be ready to shoot a finger at the Big U if things don’t work out my way.

* Not to be confused with Robert Anton Wilson’s work, Cosmic Trigger. On second thought, maybe they are related. I’ve had the book for years but have never read it, and now it’s packed away somewhere and I can’t get to it easily. Why don’t you read it and let me know if there’s any connection? Better yet, send me an Amazon gift certificate so I can buy another copy. Make it a large-denomination gift certificate so I can buy a bunch of other stuff too.

** I have the same experience when I perform a secret monthly ritual involving a box of Clairol Natural Instincts.