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Sunday, October 14, 2007
"Help! There's an old nekkid hippie in my hot tub!"
Forget Bigfoot; this is much more frightening. A Mt. Shasta, California couple discovered this strange creature soaking in their hot tub. I am currently researching the incident and will have more soon. So stay tuned to this blog. And whatever you do, if you live in a beautiful wooded area – and especially if you have an outdoor hot tub – make sure your property is secure!
Clearly the pH level was set too low - Potential Hippie.
ReplyDeleteI hope their hair filter was well cleaned!
More than that, I hope their B.S. filter was well-cleaned! :-)
ReplyDeleteewwww.....
ReplyDeletever word - jtadnhma
I'm sure there's some deep significance in that verification "word"... maybe it's a message from the ETs with whom the bearded hippie communicates. (BTW, I think in this case pH might stand for "parasitic hippie.") Stay tuned; I'll have more info up in a few days...
ReplyDeleteHa ha.That was quite frightening and very alarming... It really gives me a second thought having an outdoor tub. I hope that he cleans it after he use the tub. (-_*) Ha ha.
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