Here are the categories:
- DUMB SPEAK AWARD: given for the most unintelligent thing uttered by a Self-Help Guru
- HYPOCRITE AWARD: given to the Self-Help guru with the biggest gap between their professed values and how they actually behave
- DADDY BIG BUCKS AWARD: given to the Self-Help Guru whose lifestyle shows that they are only in it for the money
- HOODWINKED AWARD: given to the Self-Help Guru who did the best job of tricking a celebrity into being their sponsor
- BI-POLAR AWARD: given to the Self-Help Guru whose promises got the opposite results
- BEST PERFORMANCE IN A MIS-LEADING ROLE AWARD: given to the Self Help Guru who did the best job of deceiving the public
- BERNIE MADOFF LIFETIME MIS-ACHIEVEMENT AWARD: given to the best, all around Self-Help Guru who did the most to diminish the human race
So go ahead: cast your vote here.
John Curtis is a social science researcher and the founder of Americans Against Self-Help Fraud. He is also the brains behind the second annual Guru-Free Week, (April 1-8, 2009), a proposed week-long moratorium on watching or listening to any of the self-appointed gurus who so influence American life, e.g., Oprah, Dr. Phil, or any of scads of self-help, new-age types.
Actually, in one of Dr. Curtis' email blasts he included Rush Limbaugh in the rogues' gallery of gurus to be avoided during Guru-Free Week. While that's getting more into politics than selfish-help/New-Wage stuff, and therefore is normally beyond the scope of my own blog, Rush's influence is undeniable. (My new pal Xanadu Xero recently weighed in, so to speak, about Rush on her blog.)
Anyway. Even though Dr. Curtis calls his organization Americans Against Self-Help Fraud, you don't have to be American to join, or to participate in the Scammys or the Guru-Free moratorium. After all, as we all know, the gurus' influence is worldwide.
So... spread the word...around the country, and around the world!
And where will the results of these awards be shown? Publicate them please.
ReplyDeleteThey will already be everywhere by March the 21st of this year.
ReplyDeleteIt may take time to process them, but they may be 'all over' the media, and certainly anyone who cares about cults, influence and self-help will be very interested indeed.
(They may make some people quake in the boots!)
Love the idea of Guru-Free Week.
Bring it on!
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